Finally, opening day is just two days away and my feelings have been a bit tempered.
See, the Foxsports Mets team page says: The Mets will break camp as definite contenders in the National League East, but not the "team to beat," … if their pitching doesn't hold up and they don't stay injury-free.” Gee, thanks for going out on a limb there with your in-depth analysis. No additional info was provided on what would happen if Johan Santana is kidnapped, David Wright retires to pursue an acting career or if Billy Wagner starts hanging out with John Daly…
2. I did not have sexual relations with that woman…
Just like celebrity deaths happen in threes, we present our third political figure in a row to be on the verge of being sunk by a sex scandal... Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick who is being charged with perjury and misconduct charges stemming from a text-messaging sex scandal.
Prosecutors added that “millions in public money” were spent on the cover-up... U R N TRBL...
3. U-G-L-Y
Sarah Jessica Parker said this week that her feelings were hurt when she found out last October that she had “won” Maxim magazine’s Unsexiest Woman of 2007 award, a contest in which British trainwreck Amy Winehouse came in second. Now not to say I’m nominating Parker for the next Miss Universe pageant, but come on…
If Ms. Winehouse is not your unanimous winner, or the best public service announcement yet for abstinence, I don’t know who is.
4. Full Service
Below is a recent photo of a man in a Portugese mall using a public restroom decorated with female mannequins...
Yet more proof that we are not the best at everything here in the US and that we should look abroad at times for inspiration. It is not known if for a cash tip the mannequin will help you shake and zip…
5. Got anything stronger?
If you’re ever near the town of Santo down in Texas, make sure to swing by Bayou Bob's Brazos River Rattlesnake Ranch for a drink…
Assuming he is out of jail and has made another batch of his snake vodka, or ‘ancient asian elixir’ as he calls it, for which the government recently charged him with selling alcohol without a license and possessing alcohol with intent to sell... I prefer anaconda in beer, but that's just me.
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