With Triple Crown mania heading towards a fever pitch, we have altered this week’s award and made it a special Triple Crown of irrelevance, in increasing order of uselessness…

Rumors were abound this week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had tied the knot, rumors which have since been refuted. So for still giving hope to all single men alive that she is one Brad Pitt face-scarring injury away from being back on the market, we grant the first jewel of irrelavance to our favorite unwed mother…

It was Dolly Parton night on American Idol this week and she surged to the top of the list of Yahoo’s top searches the day after.  Which raises the question… why are the supposed pop stars of tomorrow being judged from a playlist that has been obsolete for over 20 years? While that is being pondered, we award Dolly and her two gems the second jewel of irrelavance…

Finally, we reached the bottom of the list.  Since it can argued that an Oscar winning actress and Grammy winning singer have actually contributed something to society,  we close out with someone truly irrelevant… Porn actress Mary Carey, who this week joined several Philadelphia 76ers at a NY restaurant and proceeded to wrapped her legs around him and made out with him in front of clubgoers, further validating the theory that it is really not that hard to become famouse if you put your mind and breasts to it. Just ask the other M. Carey.  So to Mary, we give the final, and biggest, jewel of irrelanvance…

For the previous winners, check here.