Well, a new week is upon us and with that, the next event in the Tale of the Tape 2008 Best of... This week, the very underrated 'Abs' competion where 6 lovely ladies on whose stomach you could grate cheese with will do battle...
#1 seed Kate Hudson and #2 seed Keira Knightley have a bye, so this week we have:
#3 seed Jennifer Garner vs. #6 seed Kelly Ripa:
... followed by #4 seed Eva Longoria vs. #5 seed Gwen Stefani
So who moves on and who goes on? As always, the answer is up to you...
Well, it is all over but the crying… After withstanding an early challenge, Stacey Kiebler delivers her second KO of the competition and is easily the winner of the 2008 ToTT Best of… Legs competition.
Our undercover reporters tells us that Stacey extends her deepest thanks and is sorry she cannot be here to accept the trophy in person. And so are we... Tune in next week for event #3 in the Best of... competition, when we make a u-turn back up and stop at the very underrated section, Midriff... And stay alert for more posts throughout the week on various important matchups (Simpson vs. Wilkinson, Obama vs. Palin)
With all the votes casted, #2 seed Stacey Kiebler delivered a shutout win over #3 seed Jennifer Aniston, ala Johan Santana’s extraordinary performance for the Mets on Saturday… While #4 seed Katharine McPhee ran off with an early lead, saw it vanish with a later rally by #1 seed Charlize Theron, then eked out a late win with a last minute vote for the upset win, kind of like the agonizing Mets – Marlins game went Sunday…
So the Final is now set with #2 seed Stacey Kiebler taking on #4 seed Katharine McPhee…
So who will be the 2008 ToTT Best of… Legs winner? It is all up to you….And if anyone brings up the Mets in this site (aside from my other post) before the World Series are over, they will be banned for life!
With votes still coming in for the Best of.. Legs semis, football season heating up, baseball season winding down and the Mets driving me to a suicide watch, ToTT this week looks at the lighter side of sports and compares two members of each sport who may just celebrate a bit too much...
So who wins this matchup of overly-exhuberant bufoons? ... Let your voice be heard!
I am mercifully throwing in the towel before things get more embarrasing. Round 1 is over by TKO, and #3 seed Jennifer Aniston and #4 seed Katherine McPhee move on to the semi finals after administering a pair of serious whuppin’s, the latter pitching a shutout.
Welcome to a new week and a new season, where today we kick off event #2 of the 2008 Tale of the Tape Best of… competition with the Best Legs event…
For this event, we have the six long-limbed contestant shown below. For round 1, we are giving a bye to #1 seed Charlize Theron and #2 seed Stacey Kiebler….
So the first set of match-ups will pit:
#3 seed Jennifer Aniston vs. #6 seed Fergie:
Followed by #4 seed Katherine McPhee vs. #5 seed Kelly Brook
So let’s hear it for your favorite and we’ll tally the votes on Friday.
p.s. For those of you that nominated Sofia Verg.ara, don’t worry. She will be featured in one of the upcoming events in a category that ToTT feel she is better suited for…
All the votes have been cast and the winner of the 2008 Tale of the Tape Best of… A.$$ competition is the lovely Vida Guerra:
Now through our suspect web of ToTT sources, we managed to obtain the following from Ms. Guerra:
“I am so honored to have received this pretigious awards. Thanks to the loyal Tale of the Tape readers for their support, especially wgillenh2o, aero 13 and moseby. But jmc_47, BleedPRPL&GOLD, gambitxxx and slshusker… @#$% you. And justanotherfan, you’re a pervert!”
Tune in next week, when ToTT slides further on down for event #2, ‘Best of… Legs.” Have a good weekend.
As we count down to the end of the voting, my beloved Mets are staring down the barrel of another choke-fest. So this week we match up two September traditions that are fondly looked upon by some while unbearable for others…
At long last, we have reached the finals of the 2008 Tale of the Tape “Best of… Rear.” And a true battle of the titans it is as #1 seed Kim Kardashian takes on #2 seed Vida Guerra….
So it is all down to you. Choose wisely and cast you vote… and may the best tush win…
Come Monday, after all the votes have been counted, we will kick of the 2008 Best of.. "Rear" Finals, plus preview the next "Best of" event... Until then, we will go with the original focus of this segment and this week pit two for forces of nature that we will be keeping an eye on this weekend:
So who gets the better of it in this matchup...? Have a good weekend and Go Giants!
