Time again for the Friday Five, where we provide hard-hitting reporting on things that likely only interest me…

1. Moonvertising

Rolling Rock beer announced they will be using lasers to broadcast their logo on the moon, as well as letting visitors to their site jot down comments to be then displayed on specific coordinates.  If this actually a serious attempt, let’s hope the aliens do not confuse their logo with a perceived homage to some all-powerful equine overlord.

2. Mets healing

All (revised) projected opening day starters will take to the field at some point this week. I browsed through Revelations earlier today and did not find that as a sign of the coming apocalypse. But just in case, I would suggest you make peace with God and bring Jesus into your heart.

3. Prostitution

As you all know, NY governor Eliot Spitzer was brought down after being caught in a prostitution sting. 

Which again brings up the question of… how is it that prostitution is still illegal? The thought of the government telling two consenting adults what they can and cannot do with and to each other, including sex in exchange for money, seems ludicrous to me.

4. Giants Girl

This week, G-t-W hands down the NY Giants Fan of The Year Award... which we were going to award to ourselves... to Reby Sky, a.k.a Giants Girl.  Why? You tell me you're not going to vote for her:

(updated 3/15)

(images courtesy of nygiantsgirl.com)

 5. Mortgage Crisis

And to end on a 'serious' note, if you are caught in the current housing market crisis gripping America, and are looking to move to more affordable accomodations... may we recommend the following cozy little number, located in Chattanooga, TN:

It has multiple levels, three bedrooms, two baths and an entrance staircase that retracts with the push of a button, as is currently on sale at eBay.  Highest bid now is $100k.  So if you have that kind of money and have lost your mind... or are visiting from Alpha Centaury, give it some thought.