With Triple Crown mania heading towards a fever pitch, we have altered this week’s award and made it a special Triple Crown of irrelevance, in increasing order of uselessness…
Rumors were abound this week that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had tied the knot, rumors which have since been refuted. So for still giving hope to all single men alive that she is one Brad Pitt face-scarring injury away from being back on the market, we grant the first jewel of irrelavance to our favorite unwed mother…
It was Dolly Parton night on American Idol this week and she surged to the top of the list of Yahoo’s top searches the day after. Which raises the question… why are the supposed pop stars of tomorrow being judged from a playlist that has been obsolete for over 20 years? While that is being pondered, we award Dolly and her two gems the second jewel of irrelavance…
Finally, we reached the bottom of the list. Since it can argued that an Oscar winning actress and Grammy winning singer have actually contributed something to society, we close out with someone truly irrelevant… Porn actress Mary Carey, who this week joined several Philadelphia 76ers at a NY restaurant and proceeded to wrapped her legs around him and made out with him in front of clubgoers, further validating the theory that it is really not that hard to become famouse if you put your mind and breasts to it. Just ask the other M. Carey. So to Mary, we give the final, and biggest, jewel of irrelanvance…
There was a time when I thought Angelina was hot but she has since picked up so psycho crazy #### tendances. Dolly was hot decades ago because she was the first well know large chested woman. Now granted I would not pass up a one night stand with either. So of the three give me Mary Carey. How can I register to take my turn and be in a porn with her?
well how about the sicko category? Mary has slept with a lot of guys and some women, but I don't think any of them were her brother like Angelina. Angelina also had a vial of her brother's blood around her neck. I can't find were Mary has done that. But hey that's why there are all kinds of women in the world. There is something for everyone. And like I said I would take Mary over Angelina but I wouldn't kick Angelina out of bed if the opportunity arose either.
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I think I know the difference between Mary Carey and Mariah Carey. One's allegedly a singer that still acts and talks like a prepubescent teenager that doesn't want to grow up. The other being a porn star whose political ambitions were crushed by an actor. I think that the majority of Californians would've been better off if Mary had won the last gubernatorial elections. Think of it all of those late night sex romps and orgies in the state capitol in Sacramento. I'd dare say that it'd be business as usual ? And the chances are that it wouldn't be lost on the many of the state politicians there that are amongst the most deviant and corrupt individuals that anyone would want to come across.
Angelina=batshit crazy. Ever notice that in every picture Brad is following behind her, never in front, or beside. It must be good, to be whipped like that in public.
Dolly...which is a higher number, her age, or her weight? I'm guessing about 70 for both. She has got to be the oldest IBOTW ever. Please don't make women older than my granny IBOTWs ever again.
Mary Carey....one of the few porn stars I've seen that I wouldn't touch, not even with a condom covered 10' pole. She is nasty. Not in a good way either.
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