For some reason, at first, Godell didn't want to admit it, but after the question was posed and a moment of hard staring had passed, the NFL commissioner finally admitted the truth. "We've changed our suspension policy."
He grinned mischievously, before adding "rather, I changed it, because I'm the only one who thinks around here."
Some would say a change was long overdue. One might believe that the change came due to the inconsistency in punishment making the entire exercise seem arbitrary and personal. Complaints from the prior season ranged from a non-standard penalty to players, to not allowing courts full time to rule on the subject matter and deem guilt or innocence, to punishing those who had already been previously held accountable for the actions. But these complaints, while logical, had nothing to do with Godell's decision.
The change of policy actually came to him during the NFL owner's meeting last spring. "NFL fans were angry. They were angry that while players on their team were being unfairly persecuted, other teams got to employ rarely punished thugs and miscreants." Giggled Godell like and excited schoolgirl. "So... the owners weren't sure if this was cutting into their profit margin, and actually allowing them to back up the claim that they've been losing money."
"A couple of weeks later I was out to dinner, and I had a busboy fired for looking directly at me. For the rest of the night, everything that went wrong was blamed on that busboy." Godell's eyes were now following a fly around the room. "The busboy, after he was fired, apparently poured me the wrong drink, overcooked my steak, and made the waitress fondle me. It was during the fondling that it occurred to me. Suspend players who don't have jobs. No one can get angry about it, but it still looks like I'm being really tough on bad behavior." This week, unemployed NFLers Mike Anderson and Shane Olivia were added to that list.
"Man, I don't get it." Said Mike Anderson when reached for comment, "I mean, I've been telling people for years I smoke weed... since I was in Denver. I was in the military. That stuff messes you up. I smoked weed to keep it straight, but everyone seemed cool with it. Then boom, I lose my job in Baltimore and now I'm suspended. Suspended from what? Looking for a job? Man, screw that."
When asked for comment, suspended former Cincinnati wide receiver Chris Henry simply made violent gestures and various grunts. The writer assumes he was either overwhelmed by his emotions concerning the subject, or jacked up beyond all belief.
This new trend in suspension policy has brought worry to certain NFL free agents. "I'm actually smoking weed right now." Said Travis Henry from his home. "I'm not a fool. I sued the NFL, got my way, and then got cut. I'd rather be suspended for actually smoking the weed over "presenting an image unbecoming the NFL" or whatever stuff he's claiming now. I know which way the wind is blowing."
"I actually received a call last week." Said a current NFL free agent who did not want to be named, but was once a lineman for the New Orleans Saints and Cleveland Browns (whose name rhymes with ReCharles Rently) "They wanted to know if I was on drugs any time in the last year and a half. I said, "yeah, sure, antibiotics for the staph infection", and then they seriously asked me "what, God won't heal you?"... I didn't know what to say. I need to find a job quick though. Seriously, I'll play for anyone right now."
From atop his new dark tower, Godell beamed. "See, this is the ultimate plan. I'm tough on crime... on bad behavior. I'm doing what this country should have been doing in the first place and punishing people without representation. Now, I've even figured out a way to do it without making anyone angry. I'm that good." Then, just before ending the interview, the commissioner’s face became somber again.
"Next, I'm coming after retired players. Terry Bradshaw? I saw "Failure to Launch" last night. You're suspended. Michael Strahan better keep up on his divorce settlement. And Michael Irvin? I've got my eye on you."
* This is not an actual article. No players or commissioners were accurately portrayed in the writing of this story. The author claims no responsibility for the contents, unless you found it to be awesome, in which case, it was totally me.
Last year, Denver Broncos fans walked away dismayed. I, like many, began the season excited. Jay Cutler had experience under his belt. Travis Henry was to lead another corps of stellar runners. Rod Smith might be able to return, Javon Walker and Brandon Marshall were looking to be quite a tandem in the making. On defense, we had drafted two new ends to compliment a very talented Elvis Dumerville. With the addition of Dre’ Bly, the Denver top 3 corners looked to be the best combo in the NFL (at the time). Visions of Super Bowls danced in my head.
I, of course, lost hope as quickly as Jay was loosing weight. As our storied veteran O-line crashed down, so did the potency of our offense. Henry started strong, but between injuries and the drug testing fiasco, it wouldn’t count for much. Walker hurt his knee. Smith didn’t come back. Ebenezer Ekuban and Jarvis Moss were both lost for the season, leaving the D-line wanting. Dre’ Bly got burned deep with some consistency. Lacking special teams decided it was a good idea to kick to Devin Hester twice in one game. To say the results of the season hurt is a slight understatement.
But as the wise John Madden once stated “Every team comes into the new season undefeated”, which I think means that given the right moves, any team can rise again. Time to see why hope stirs on the horizon for the Broncos… the following are my top 5 off-season moves… and while these moves may have several parts, they add to why the Broncos might become contenders again.
5. O-lineman: Clady and Lichtensteiger are promising as rookies, but the return of Hamilton and Nalen also are part of this recipe. If Denver looses linemen, we lose everything.
4. Safety depth: While the Chargers claim not to miss Marlon McCree, he is one of a handful of safety acquisitions that allow Denver fans piece of mind. For those of us who remember the AFC championship against Pittsburgh, few things hurt us worse than not being able to sub in for #### should he come up hurt. If nothing else, it should boost our special teams strength, and keep Champ Bailey from running kick-off coverage.
3. Diabetes: OK, technically, Jay had it last year too, but finding it and addressing it should help the kid feel healthy again. He’s also handled it like a pro, stepping up his own responsibility, and unlike the Marshall comments he made earlier in the year, he is downplaying the media hoopla in favor of just dealing with it.
2. Linebackers: While the return of Jarvis Moss, Ebenezer Ekuban, and the addition of Dewayne Robertson will likely help improve the Denver defensive front, it is more likely that the real growth will be shown in the LB corps, specifically the addition of Sam LB Boss Bailey and underrated Mike LB Niko Koutouvides. With D.J. Williams able to move over to the correct side of the field, the look of a “smart” defense should come again, plus with guys like Jamie Winborn, Jordan Beck, and Spencer Larson waiting in the wings, they’ll look fast, fresh, and hungry.
1. Wide receivers: I’ve been a fan of Darrell Jackson for years. Add to that players who have much to prove, such as Sammie Parker and Keary Colbert, and rookie receiver/returner Eddie Royal, and you’re not even half way to the 12 guys competing for a top spot on the roster. Assuming a strong recovery for Brandon Marshall, one thing Cutler should not be left wanting for is quality guys to throw to.
So, I see the Broncos improving this year, surprising many pundits who have so far dropped them off the radar. And if there are more moves, I can only assume they will help. But I’ve held these dreams before. Do I have a vision of a Super Bowl visit? Not yet. But remember… Everyone is undefeated until week one.
It doesn't seem that long ago that the AFC West was considered to be the toughest division in football. The four teams, year in and year out, were likely to compete not only for their own division, but to rob other divisions of wildcard spots. Then, as was meant to be, the wind shifted. Just as the Chargers finally rose to the top, the world seemed to go topsy-turvy. It was suddenly all about gloating who was going to get the highest draft spot.
But as a Broncos fan, I want all teams to rise again, to become feared amongst other divisions, and to fulfill an ache for true rivalries that matter. What follows is what I see in the West now, and the biggest reason we need a rivalry to begin anew now.
San Diego Chargers - Without a doubt, they are the toast of the division at the moment, but... sadly, that's about as far as it goes. The talent has been there for years, and unlike many other teams, has maintained a large sense of consistency. There is no doubt that they should be capable to win a Superbowl... or multiple playoff games. Perhaps a second year with the coaching staff will put them over the top, but... I can't be sure. Chris Chambers being more ingrained in the offense will help too. They should be good again this year. Reason for a rivalry: If you're not a Chargers fan, you likely hate Philip Rivers. He doesn't have the talent level of Tomlinson or Merrimen, but he makes up for it in unjustified sense of smack talking. I know several defensive players have put a large target on him.
Denver Broncos - Denver fans have been fortunate to have a very competitive team for many years. Even in some of the worst years the team has had recently, they still put together the second best record in the division. That being said, the true level ability seems in question. For every postive aspect of the team (Champ Bailey is the best corner in the game, Brandon Marshall is an unforeseen talent, The Denver run system) there is a negetive (Dre' Bly won't tackle and gets burned, Brandon Marshall wrestle with unforeseen objects, The line is as hard to get around as the boarder fence). While very strong acquisitions have been made in the off-season, addressing weaknesses on defense, O-line and special team, it remains to be seen whether the Broncs will treat Denver to another playoff trip, or whether we're rebuilding more than we thought. I'm hoping for the best, but... there is no promise. Reason for a rivalry: Mike Shanahan. Like other coaches marked as "genius", if you're not a fan of the team, you want him to fail. Even the winning of two super bowl rings doesn't decrease this emotion, but rather pushes it further. The current theory is that Shanny won't win without Elway, and Elway couldn't have won without T.D. Every rival armchair quarterback loves to ask the question "who's a genius now?"
Kansas City Chiefs - KC has come upon hard times. Once the offensive line started showing their age, this often underrated but often competitive team started losing the ability to compete. This off-season, the coaching staff made the wise choice of calling this time what it was, and truly establishing a rebuilding process. The difficult choice to trade away top talent Jared Allen resulted in one of the mightest drafts of recent memory. The bold choice not to push competition on QB Croyle was also ingenious. Now, given time and consistency, the team is a few years out from having a truly scary team that will last years. But, don't expect a miracle this year. Reason for a rivalry: Right now, it's Arrowhead. In a division that boasts both Mile High Stadium and the Black Hole, Arrowhead stadium has become the most difficult place to come to. As the talent on the team matures, I'm sure it will become a reasoning that follows the team on the road.
Oakland Raiders - Javon Walker. DeAngelo Hall. DMF. While major off-season gains for the team, it's left most of the league scatching their heads while the Raider-nation is loving it. To me, it looks like a series of moves I made when playing Madden Football's "Franchise" mode years ago. A lot of measureables, but not a lot of team. The plan may work. Or you might have found the fastest, strongest headcases, and locked them in a room, expecting to them to be victorious. I can't really say. But I don't have a good feeling about it. Reason for a rivalry: Al Davis is pretty much the agreed embodiment of darkness in the NFL. The question is, do you follow that darkness, or not? Even some Raider's fans I've spoken with have wondered if the team will hit stride before he kicks the bucket. To his credit, he doesn't care what anyone thinks. He's as nuts as he wants to be, and that scariness is a reason to want them to be competitive. Every hero needs a villian... and it helps if the villian is completely cool with that casting.
Here's to hoping for top teams across the board (with the Broncs coming out on top, of course).
This year, the Denver Broncos lost the services of Rod Smith as a player. For fans, this was difficult on several levels.
Rod Smith was not only a great receiver, but a stand-up guy. In post game interviews, you could count on Rod to call other players to task, and more than anything, to call himself on his short comings.
He stood out because he was a self-made standout. While physically able, few would have the ability to argue Rod was an all pro most specifically because of his will and ethic. He is a rareity.
I didn't realize, however, how much I will miss him until I watched Jay Cutler's interview on Denverbroncos.com. Peppered with questions about last season's performance, his views of the off-season moves the team has made, and his hopes for the upcoming season, Jay decided to break from the mold of standard responses and call Brandon Marshall to task.
Granted, this may have been more a casual sidenot than Foxsports wanted to make it out to be, but all the same, I found myself thinking... who the heck does this guy think he is? Yes, it's one thing to express disappointment that Marshall, due to an accident, will not participate in off-season workouts, but to indicate Marshall might one day "run out of chances" with the Broncos? I knew we let some people in the front office go... I just didn't realized Jay was asked to pick up the slack.
And while some have already applauded his statements as "leadership", it's your job as a leader on a team to know when to speak up about other players on your team, and when it's OK to bring it into an interview (hint: it's not).
But wait... didn't I say that Denver fans will miss Rod's ability to call things as he sees them? Yes I did. And yes, I just said Jay Cutler should be smart enough to keep his yap shut on certain subjects... and here is the difference.
We knew Rod. We saw Rod's will and sacrifice. He earned our trust, and we, as fans, knew that we were of concern in what Rod said and did. He would only say things in hopes to improve the team. Jay is still earning people's faith and respect. He's been handed chances and opportunities. Yet Broncos fans have not seen him hold himself in the same light that he feels OK to cast on others. He dodges questions about his involvement in the teams needs of improvement. There was no thought of the fans or the betterment of the team. It was a classless attack on his #1 guy, and if even in passing, it was a bad move. Despite Marshall's willingness to admit he needs to grow up, I think Jay should realize before he speaks out of turn, he's got some growing to do himself.
First, I don't watch college ball, save for a few I glimpse while atop a barstool. Most of my player rankings come from other sources. If I choose a DE for a team, that's more the point than his actual name. I have my shortcomings. That being said, my sources are ones I trust. Also, due to that level of trust, I'm not stretching beyond round 1.
Second, there are many days between here and there, and much could change. We all know this. If you have any comments or suggestions, let me know. I only claim to be a Broncos afficinado anyway... and with that said... my mock draft (version #1)
01. Miami Dolphins - DE Chris Long, Virginia
I think Parcells wants to trade down more than anything, but… if it doesn’t happen, I expect him to take a marquee player, namely Matt Ryan, or more likely, Chris Long. == 02. St. Louis Rams - OT Jake Long, Michigan
After the way Bulger and Jackson struggled behind an aging and ailing line, Jake Long should help immediately. == 03. Atlanta Falcons - DT Glenn Dorsey, Louisiana State
Rod Coleman is gone, and Dorsey helps the Falcons out immediately. Off the field behavior only makes him more attractive. I believe he’ll clear any physical concerns. == 04. Oakland Raiders - RB Darren McFadden, Arkansas
There is no way Al Davis passes up on the flashiest player in the draft. Even if only to trade him later… == 05. Kansas City Chiefs - DT Sedrick Ellis, Southern California
The Chiefs have many holes to fix, but Ellis is a top talent for the pick, and will help Hali and Allen. == 06. New York Jets - DE Vernon Gholston, Ohio State
The Jets love him, and he could add some teeth to a lackluster d-line == 07. New England Patriots - CB Leodis McKelvin, Troy
McKelvin helps address the loss of #### and Samuel, as well as an excellent return man. == 08. Baltimore Ravens - QB Matt Ryan, Boston College
Ryan will provide quality competition for the QB position. == 09. Cincinnati Bengals - LB Keith Rivers, Southern California
After a chaotic off-season of LB loss, and a poor showing last year, Rivers will have the ability to be a leader on D. == 10. New Orleans Saints - CB Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie, Tennessee State
Partially due to name, partially due to talent, Rodgers-Cromartie is rising fast and will serve as an exciting second to ####. == 11. Buffalo Bills - WR Malcolm Kelly Okalahoma
Seems Kelly is the odds on favorite to finally give Lee Evans a compliment. == 12. Denver Broncos - OT Ryan Clady, Boise State
While his stock seems to be rising, Clady’s style and size makes him a fit for Denver’s scheme, and few other teams. He’s still a deal at 12. == 13. Carolina Panthers - OT Jeff Otah, Pittsburgh
The big lug’s skills are raw, but he has a high ceiling, and Carolina needs to protect Delhomme this year. == 14. Chicago Bears - RB Rashard Mendenhall, Illinois
Last year showed that Benson needed Jones, and the other Adrian Peterson isn’t the answer. == 15. Detroit Lions - OT Chris Williams, Vanderbilt
John Kitna might be tired of seeing the dome cover. I’m just saying. == 16. Arizona Cardinals - CB Aqib Talib, Kansas
The secondary looks to be in flux, and Talib can make an impact out of the gates. == 17. Minnesota Vikings - DE Derrick Harvey, Florida
In light of Udeze, the Vikes find a deal with Harvey. == 18. Houston Texans - CB Mike Jenkins, South Florida
Continuing the escalation of their D through the draft, a somewhat porous secondary lands on a top corner. == 19. Philadelphia Eagles - WR DeSean Jackson, California
McNabb’s demand for more offensive weapons is answered… kind of. == 20. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - CB James King, Penn State
Time to renew talent, and Kind has the size and raw talents… just needs time to develop. == 21. Washington Redskins - S Kenny Phillips, Miami
The best safety in the draft goes to those who lost Sean Taylor. == 22. Dallas Cowboys (VIA Cle) – CB Brandon Flowers Virginia Tech
With corners flying off the board, the Cowboys snag theirs, and with a high ceiling, Flowers is worthwhile here. == 23. Pittsburgh Steelers - OG Branden Albert, Virginia
By taking the top guard, the Steelers begin a long day of planning ahead for the o-line. == 24. Tennessee Titans - WR Limas Sweed, Texas
Young needs weapons and he knows Sweed. It’s a win-win. == 25. Seattle Seahawks - DT Kentwan Ballmer, North Carolina
Having addressed running back, Seattle can upgrade their D-line further with Ballmer. == 26. Jacksonville Jaguars - DE Phillip Merling, Clemson
Jags need to address their D-line again, after a year of lackluster pass rush and losses in the off-season. == 27. San Diego Chargers - DB Antoine Cason, Arizona
Cason’s stock has dropped, however his ability to play either safety or corner makes him a prime target for the Chargers, who need to address both. == 28. Dallas Cowboys – RB Felix Jones, Arkansas
The Boys, unable to pull down McFadden with much to-do get the guy who once compliment DMF to compliment MB3. == 29. San Francisco 49ers (VIA Ind) - OT Gosder Cherlius, Boston College
The Niners give their o-line a boost with Cherlius, a high-riser. == 30. Green Bay Packers – LB Jarod Mayo, Tennessee
The LB corps gets even more depth and knowledge as the young GB team plans even further into the future.. == 31. New England Patriots - Pick Forfeited
Hey, don’t cheat. You’ll pick more often. == 32. New York Giants - LB Dan Connor, Penn State
Conner helps to address the missing Kiwanuka with one of the top talents.
Um... just so you know... Chris Chambers is now a Charger. That whooping they handed you was their take on "warming up".
We play the Steelers this week, and, well, they may be ####ed up, they may have issues, but they're scary, and winning handily.
The Colts and Green Bay are coming down the pike.
K.C. and Oakland are getting their games together. I don't want to be last in the division... do you?
From my understanding, 4 linebackers tried out for the team this last week.
So... um... now that we're on the trade deadline, WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING? Please? I know we're just short of having an amazing team. I don't want to see us get beat up, in light of the moves we've made and the blows to our team.
Is Rod Smith active, or not?
Just please... please... give a man hope, will you?
It's tough for any NFL team fan to see their team losing. This is the time when the fair weather fans seem to have the better idea, because they don't share your pain when the team drops 3 painful games in a row. Still, I am a Broncos fan. I am a deeply worried, horrified, pained Broncos fan... but I am giving up another title. That of a blind Shanahan follower. Why you ask?
After a bad loss, or even a close game, it's natural to go over the pros and cons of the games, see where the team is standing, where they can improve... it give you something to think about and hope for, to somehow justify the week of ribbings you'll get for being a tried and true fan.
So what's up with the Broncs?
At the beginning of the season, many popular analysts suggested that the Broncos main shortcomings were at wide reciever and defensive line. Well, Javon Walker has been good (when healthy), Brandon Marshall has been a force to watch, and Brandon Stokely is probably one of the best thirds a team could ask for. Martinez isn't bad, and Rod Smith hasn't been ruled out yet, so, all clear there. As for the defensive front, Elvis Dumerville is one of the AFC leaders in sacks. QBs are under more presure, and there are more backfield tackles... but then what's wrong with the team?
Special teams - There was a thought that Domink Hixon was to blame for bad special team performaces, and so today he was replaced by Brian Clark... who fumbled and had about as many yards as Hixon. The problem is, when another team kicks, everyone arrives in front of the carrier about the same time the ball arrives. There doesn't seem to be much blocking. This is a vast difference from when the Broncos kick away, and teams are able to establish running lanes and block patterns... and then go out for coffee, write a birthday card to their grandmother, get it in the post office box to make Monday morning pick up, get back to the field, re-establish the block system just in time to greet the Broncos special teams unit. I seriously thought that special teams coach Scott O'Brien was supposed to fix the problems we had out there... and why, exactly, is Champ Bailey out there? Running 85 yards downfield to try and make a tackle is tiring work... for a good handful of players, it is there only purpose in the NFL. They live for it, and we don't obviously have enough because our defensive cornerstone probowl corner is out there.
Injuries - OK, you can never fully account for these, but some of our biggest names on both sides of the ball have missed time, and it's hurt in key situations. Which brings us to the next point.
Deapth - As I mentioned earlier, WR might be OK here, but between the defensive secondary, the linebacking corp and the o-linemen, I don't know if the team has that much blood to bleed, and the drop off in talent between starters and second string players is obvious. Huge holes develop on the field, and without announcement, you know exactly what player went out.
Linebackers - Last year, Ian Gold went to great efforts to prove he had not lost a step. Now constantly caught in offensive mismatches, it appears he's lost two. D.J. Williams has proven himseld a phenominal athlete by appearing to be adequate at this position. Like most of the defense, it's unclear if he knows where to be most of the time, he's not reading well or adjusting, but his physical ability lets him make up the difference. Webster has flashes of brilliance, but they are few and far between and he is not the caliber of starter we are used to seeing in Denver. So... how is Al Wilson these days? Because now, more than ever, I miss him.
General defense - We give up the run. Our two outstanding corners get beat with some consistency. Our safties are covering like corners. What our defense lacks is any sense of a consistent personality. We're not hard hitting. We're not smart. We're not fast. We're not shutdown. We have individual players who may hold one or more of those titles, but the defense as a whole has no single focus, and as such, we look lost. Instead of forcing teams to beat us in one particular fashion, we try to cover for all of it, which lets a team beat us every which way.
Jay Cutler - I will be forgiving. You are making errors that anyone new to the position is prone to make, and you are showing some amazing capabilties that let us dream of what could be. But still, take up meditation or something to calm the heck down.
Runningbacks - I think they're good... but...
O-Line - As first shown with the Raiders to some degree, and then heavily with the Jags, the Colts, and again, some today with the Chargers, you're job is to force the defender where you want him to go, not the other way. The vaunted Denver o-line zone running system looks like it should have retired years ago.
And finally, offensive play calling - Seriously?! You think because they stopped you on down 1 and 2 when running up the middle that you may surprise them by doing it again on 3? You think that you can "trick" another team on 3rd (or all too often 4th) and long by going underneath, when you've never really proven you can go long? And stop designing QB sneaks for 4th and 4. It doesn't work. Jay is one big tough guy, but it simply doesn't work. My football experience may be limited, but even I know better than that.
And the combination has led me for the first time to judge my coach as inept. The season is long, there are many chances to get a team in order, but I was really under the impression that this would be a strong year for the Broncs.
Instead, I am left trying to rationalize into a bye. Maybe we all need a break.
Oh, and before I get all the "Broncos s.u.c.k" comments, realize a few things.
Raiders fans - Chances are, we'll still get more than the 2 wins we have already KC fans - The future of your team is Brodie Croyle and Dwayne Bowe. The glass may be half full, but it's still half-glass-ed. Charger fans - One week ago, you didn't sound so different. Everyone else - You've all had your ups and downs. You didn't like it when someone else rubbed it in. Wasn't needed. Your love for the team meant you criticized harder than anyone, right? Right.
Football is a wonderful game. Strategy, physical talent, improv, and planning... this game is amazing... but I'm also getting p.issy about things that impeed my fandom... here's a list of things I could do without...
1) Whiney coaches - OK, stealing signals is one thing. I mean, it's like looking at another guys' cards in poker... that being said, if you can get away with it, you just might find yourself to be the peeking type. But then this crud about mimicking snap counts, or calling time outs, or sending tapes to the NFL AFTER you've already won the game? Seriously? I don't want to hear it. I don't want to read about it. I don't want to hear from long retired coaches about how they used to get away with things or not get away with things. I want to watch football.
2) Nicknames - Oh man, so sick of this, especially since most of them don't last too long. Abbreviations are fine. If I mention L.J. or L.T. to my friends, they know who I mean (though if I mention L.T. to my dad, he's liable to get confused). But since Daunte Hall was dubbed "the human joystick", it's all been downhill. I just wonder how long before Chicago's Adrian Peterson becomes known simply as "The other"
3) Sports writers making vague references - I just read an article where someone mentions the "S.S. Minow". Really? Look, the references aren't helping anyone out. They can only hurt, so stop. I mean, if Dennis Miller couldn't pull it off like a greek tradgedy, why should you do any better?
4) Tony Kornheiser - Speaking of commentators destroying MNF, I actually cancelled my cable service to avoid hearing this man call another game ever again. In preseason, he talked about David Copperfield and refs wearing sequened dresses. Does he even know where he is?
5) Animal rights activists - Look, we can all agree Vick is a bad, bad man, but I really don't want PETA jumping up on Sunday and declaring who the baby seal thinks should win. I don't have anything against the cause exactly, except that it's still kind of polar to football fandom, and this excuse for a podium stinks. It's like Soviet Russia and The U.S. agreeing n.azism is a bad thing. Once it's over, stay off of eachother's property. We're still grilling burgers in the parking lot before the game.
6) Race issues - Please, just stop. Play the game.
7) Article responses - Look, I'm glad the internet allows us all to post our opinions on something, but I'm sick of seeing people rush to post "FIRST!" next to a new article, as if they've been salivating all night waiting for the queue to update. It's the same muck rakers who throw out barbs that aren't needed to fuel a fire and list their killer blog about their kids' soccor team as an NFL blog just to rise to the top of the screen. Get over yourself.
8) Personal life articles - Don't care who Tom Brady is putting babies in. Don't care about Strahan's divorce. Don't care who goes to what clubs. Don't care. Don't care.
9) Oh, and bleeps in blogs. I don't know, someday, when people can post blogs like adults we won't have to get fancy to keep certain words (fully approved by the FCC) from turning into a blue bleep on the foxsports screen.
OK, that's the short list, but can't we just get down with fandom? Can't we stay focused on the sport itself and not turn the NFL into Hollywood part 2? I beg for sanity in sports. I beg for respect amongst fans.
I am not one to believe I am wrong too often. Honestly, I’m pretty self-righteous, so when I begin prognosticating, I’m putting a bit on the line… and the following teams, players, and twists of fate have already ruined it for me…
1) The Patriots. OK, they can be shady. I’m not surprised. I don’t think it’s an uncommon issue in the NFL, and I don’t like it. I also question their treatment of the team itself… I’ve always said Belichick creeped me out. But I also said that I questioned the Pats ability to gel as a team and play as well as they seemed able on paper. I was wrong. Beating the Jets was one thing, but the way they shut down and burned up the Chargers was another. I hate them, but they are a team to beat.
2) The Saints. Granted, it’s only week 2, and it is not the time to declare anyone dead in the water, but I now question my own sanity in picking them to go all the way to the Super Bowl and… win. It’s not that I don’t consider them still capable, it’s just I’m horribly dismayed by the terrible play of an “improved” defense, and the short, conservative approach taken earlier in the game. That’s not what propelled them so far last year. If they don’t start picking it up and playing like a team on a mission, they will leave many people looking stupid.
3) The Falcons. This might have been more wishful thinking, but I really wanted Joey to do well. I really wanted the Falcons to do well. I really thought they might actually do… OK. Now, not only will they make me look silly for picking them to do well, but also because I picked Tennessee and Minnesota to be the worst…
4) Steven Jackson: During my fantasy drafts, Jackson was listed as my #2 selection. He looks lost and vulnerable out there, and with Pace out, I’m suddenly relieved that of my many FF leagues, I never got to draft second.
5) The NFC. I still don’t believe the NFC on the whole is on par with the AFC. It’s just, within the NFC, my rankings were all upside-down, it seems. Darn them.
But there is a silver lining, folks. I’m not wrong all the time. Here’s why…
1) Carson Palmer. I said he would come back to full strength, and the offense would take off in Cincinnati again. I was right. I just didn’t foresee the defense being “give up 51 points to the Browns” bad.
2) The Panthers. I said with a healthy Steve Smith, Delhomme would look good again, and they could make themselves into players in the NFC… which brings us to…
3) The Texans. Looks like Kubs finally has a team this year… and they could rule the NFC. Too bad about not being in there… Still, don’t be surprised if they make waves this year.
4) I said Culpepper would be a great mentor for JaMarcus Russell. If nothing else, it seems like they can share a lot of quality bench time together.
5) I said Denver would be the top of the AFC West… and this week, they are. This may change, as people are quick to point out that last second field goals against so-so teams are not a good sign, and I would sort of agree. Except that I remember many a year where Denver did not play at their own level, but at the level of their opposition. Conservative game play was opted for over putting a team away, and errors could nearly take the game out of their hands. It’s not good for a guy with high blood pressure to watch this sort of thing. But, as the trite saying goes, “A win is a win”. And for anyone claiming Shannahan cheated, it’s called “icing the kicker”, and it’s one of the oldest coaches’ tricks. And for the record, that game proved another part of my season predictions. The Raiders are going to be better than anyone thinks.
OK, so these things are largely pointless, I know, but a few folks have been brave enough to post their prognostications for this season, and I thought I'd put mine out there just cause... a ranked review of NFL teams as I see it, and a playoff projection... fault me all you want... I just wanted to say it before the start of the season Thursday...
32. Titans: I think we will learn that Vince Young is the man... and the Madden curse is for real. I don't think the Titans win a game without Vince. Holes in the D, no O-line, poor recievers, scrub running backs... not good.
31. Vikings: There's just too many issues here. I think we'll see close games and few victories.
30. Chiefs: The QB thing is messy, the D hasn't been showing very capable, and while having LJ in is great, I question how many more 25-plus carry games he can take.
29. Bills: I hate putting them here, but I think this is another poor to mediocre season before they break out next year... they're going in the right direction, it will just take time.
28. Raiders: Don't get me wrong, I think we'll see an improvement here, and if they can address their o-line next year, I will look forward to the old Denver/Oakland showdowns.
27. Giants: The good news for New York fans, Coughlin will be gone next year.
26. Dolphins: Not a good sign when you're hometown fans boo you in preseason. Green was a bad move, and Cam is death on wheels.
25. Bucs: I think they've made some good moves, but they have been willing to show they don't trust the players they have, and it becomes a ship held together with duct tape.
24. Redskins: Big signings of mediocre players only gets you so far. I've not like Gibbs since his return, and I think the team will look a bit lost again this year.
23. Browns: Yet another team on the cusp of doing big things, I only hope Crennel keeps his job long enough to this come to fruition.
22. Cardinals: I think it's the trouble with a new coach, young talent in a very competitive division. They may surprise a lot of people this year and do major damage, but I think it's more likely they end here.
21. Packers: I love their D, but I can't get past the fact that there still isn't much help for Favre in the line or at running back. Seems a shame. He does have good WR, but I don't think it's enough.
20. Texans: The firs of my "so-so" teams, I want them to win, and I think it's a matter of key players stepping up. They have some very tough games this year, but they could do well. Or horrible.
19. Falcons: I will be cheering for them this year. I want them to go to the playoffs sans "he who should no longer be mentioned in blogs anymore". I just don't know if they can. Go Joey!
18. Jets: Last year, they we're a surprise to do so well, and while the same pieces are there, I don't know if there is a team that won't see them coming this time around.
17. Steelers: They had to land somewhere, and while I was encouraged to see their D looking angry again in the preseason, I think there are heavy injury and instability issues.
16. Panthers: I think they will do well if Jake starts all year. I don't think Carr is an improvement, and if Delhomme can't get it done, the team problems go further than QB.
15. Lions: My candidate for a second half surge, I don't think they'll take 10 games as predicted, but I think they will show signs of brilliance before the GM blows the team up again.
14. 49ers: Again, another team rising who will simply fall short. Again, there are some injury issues as well as some team chemistry that I think needs to be developed.
13. Bears: I know. Shocking. The good news is, they will still win their division. Bad news, they will take too long to realize Rex hurts them, not helps them.
12. Seahawks: A team on a slight decline, having Alexander back will help them make a wildcard bid. While he was often injured, I think they'll miss Jackson.
11. Jaguars: I think setting on one QB is a good thing for them. Their D is good and so is their run game. I think they fall just short of a wildcard.
10. Rams: I think the high powered O will rear it's head this year, and take the West, but not by a whole bunch. The D is still sketchy, but may hold together enough to win out.
9. Eagles: If Donovan stays healthy, they will do some damage, and take the other NFC wildcard bid. It's all about timing with this team, and I see them doing quite well.
8. Cowboys: Hugely potent, and seeming to gel, this might be the boys year to return to the Super Bowl. I still question Wade as a head coach and Romo as a top QB, but you can't deny their ability... in the NFC.
7. Bengals: Carson looks good again, and while the D is only so-so at best, I look for many high scoring shootouts with the Bengals on top. I think they pull down a wild card.
6. Colts: Last year's Super Bowl champs have not helped a regular season nightmare defense, and regardless of their wonderful O, I think they'll still have problems.
5. Broncos: Call me a homer, but on paper, this is where they belong. It's just a matter of the defensive scheme coming together and Cutler stepping up. Two large x-factors, but as a Broncos fan, I'm sure it will happen.
4. Saints: It's hard not to think of them as the top NFC contender. The parts that worked for them last year are still there, and the D had some very good signings this off-season.
3. Patriots: Everyone's seeming Superbowl lock is also leaning on injury prone WR (Moss and Stallworth), and a back with a nagging injury. I still think they'll be good, but not the tops.
2. Chargers: The most talent stacked team in the NFL, having recievers can only help them... but I'm still not sold on a coaching staff. Still, I think teams will have a problem keeping up with them.
1. Ravens: This is where I expect the most arguement. I love defense, and I think the Ravens' D will terrorize other teams. I think McGahee will help and McNair will prove adequate enough to send Baltimore to the top.
Yep. Picking the Saints to win. Why? I don't know. This is all psychic prediction. At least I stopped my Broncs at the AFC championship. They could have won... in my world.
As I said, it's all #### anyway, but I figure I'd take a shot.
Here is a list of my humble wants for the 2007 season... so far. #1. Joey Harrington makes the pro bowl. This would be beautiful, and something that would bring pride back to the ATL. I used to make sandwiches at Subway in Eugene, Oregon for the guy, and he was nice. I’ve been hoping for a break out opportunity for him for a while, and while the horrible Lions offense of years ago and the sketchy Miami playbook/offensive injury bug has been easy to blame in the past, I think Joey is losing chances to make a (good) name for himself. (Atlanta goes 9-7) #2. Browns almost make the playoffs. Like a smart kid at Christmas, I know it’s dumb to wish for the impossible, so I won’t. Instead, I want the Browns to improve just enough that Crennel can keep his job. I think he’s done a good job of building, and it would suck to hand over the car keys just when you have finished rebuilding the engine. (Browns go 8-8) #3. By week 6, the Patriots are calling Tom’s off-field behavior a distraction. I mean, why not? How great would it be if the entire balance of the team switches to Randy Moss being a team guy, and Tom’s complaining “They don’t let me throw the ball enough!” (Pats go 8-8) #4. Vince Young plays every other regular season game, and wins all of them, and then goes down with a different injury at every other Monday practice... proving that the Madden Curse is real and that Vince really does just win games. (Titans go 8-8). #5. Thomas Jones doubles Cedric Bensons season rushing total. I’m sorry, but the Bears gave him away, and the Jets are likely to take advantage. (Jets go 10-6, Bears 6-10) #6. Lane Kiffin gives the Oakland fans something to smile about by winning a handful of games, but loses popularity mid-season when he breaks into tears and asks the black hole faithful to “just be nicer”. (Raiders go 7-9) #7. The Philadelphia Eagles don’t lose a single player to injury. (Eagles go 11-5) #8. The Bucs try a new system of starting one QB per quarter. It doesn’t work out too well, but it’s fun to watch. (Bucs go 6-11) #9. Norv Turner decides it is a good choice to let L.T. play QB as well, and it works on occasion. (Chargers go 10-6) #10. Houston’s defensive line becomes the harshest run stoppers in the NFL. (Texans go 8-8) #11. Taking a cue from NASCAR, Peyton Manning decks his uniform in stickers from Reebok, Sprint, Gatorade, and 2 dozen other companies. After every victory, he thanks God, then the sponsors for letting this all come true. (Colts go 10-6) #12. Previously thought as someone drafted way too early, Ted Ginn Jr. breaks every rookie receiving mark and return mark, earning him rookie of the year. Somehow, this doesn’t help the Dolphins win too often. (Dolphins go 6-10) #13. Tom Coughlin challenges Jeremy Shockey to a street fight and wins. Eli Manning tries to follow his brother’s lead and decks his uniform out for Keds, Ajax cleanser, a number of unions, and a sticker that simply says “Water”. Fans rename the home field to “Jets stadium”. Michael Strahan’s wife claims that she now holds his team records. (Giants go 4-12) #14. Chad Johnson celebrates a touchdown by racing a pack of whippets around the stadium, outrunning them, and then singing a duet with Bootsie Collins. It takes a total of 18 minutes to complete. Johnson gets fined $1 million, but the Bengals still win. (Bengals 10-6) #15. After a shocking loss to the Bengals, Steve McNair claims it wasn’t really him at QB after he switches uniforms with Willis McGahee. The whole incident is laughed off as Baltimore steamrolls into the playoffs. (Ravens 11-5) #16. The Arizona Cardinals actually make the playoffs on the justification that they won more games than anyone really thought they would. (Cards 9-7) #17. Broncos win the Bowl, baby. (15-1) #18. The Broncos only loss comes at the hands of the Buffalo Bills. In a cruel twist of fate, it is the only game the Bills win. (1-15)
Do I expect any of these things to happen? Of course not.
Look at the records. I’m not sure those numbers are even possible, let alone likely. Still... it would be fun for me.
So what plot twist would make you laugh this year?
Odd NFL statements read or overheard: There are few things that crack me up every time I read them. Yes, I know, everyone is simply out to prove their NFL knowledge, make some bold statements, and support the home team. But some folks are out of control. I shall review.
Statement: Rex Grossman will have a breakout season this year! Read at: Fox online post. Response: No he won’t. Take it from a guy who tried REALLY hard to cheer for Jake Plummer. When one is capable of such dynamic plays and such idiotic moves, one will not develop consistency. That is all the Bears needed to win last year, and they couldn’t get it. It does not get better. An attached statement would then be “But last year was basically his rookie year.” No it wasn’t. Last year was Jay Cutler, Vince Young, and Matt Leinart’s rookie years. Sorry. It don’t get better.
Statement: The Bears are still the class of the NFL. Read at: A popular Fox sports columnist’s article. Response: No, they are not. If Minnesota gets a better QB, Green Bay proves their running game and stays healthy, and Detroit comes together as a team, the Bears won’t even win the worst division in the NFL. They’ve hurt themselves on too many fronts... I’d go into it, but I have before. No point.
Statement: The Patriots have already won the Super bowl! Read at: Online fantasy draft Response: No, they really haven’t. First, there are a lot of games between here and there. Second, we don’t know how this team will come together. They look great on paper, but when looking at this group, it’s the emotional dynamics that get in the way. Finally, have you seen the AFC? It’s a minefield, and there are a lot of amazing teams to pass by. Yes, someone will, but don’t be stupid and claim anything is a lock.
Statement: The Bills will make a wildcard! Read at: A blog response. Response: No, they won’t. They are much improved, but far from complete, and even if that division pulls in the wild card, you’re assuming it won’t go to the Patriots and Jets. Didn’t you hear? The Patriots have already won the Super Bowl.
Statement: The AFC West is the best division in the NFL! Read at: Pretty much anywhere. Response: No, it’s not. Not when one of the 4 teams was the worst in the NFL last year (Oakland), and one is likely to be the worst this year (Kansas City). Yes, some very good teams have come out of the AFC West, and this season it’s easy to foresee the Chargers and Broncos dueling for the top spot until the end, but 2 good teams does not a competitive division make. The toughest this year is the NFC West. Any of those four teams could take it, whether it is the quickly improving 49ers and Cardinals, the on-the-rise-again Rams, or the true class of the NFC, the Seahawks (who I believe to be in a slow decline, but still). Competitive division means you don’t know who will finish how, and any of the four could end up with a Super Bowl trip.
Statement: The Redskins will surprise a lot of people this year! Read at: Response to article Response: This one is true, but only because “surprise” has many connotations. For instance, “I’m surprised the Redskins lost so many games this year.”, “I’m surprised the Redskins won so many games this year.”, and “I’m surprised people still think that Gibbs can coach! He can’t even tell time!” Just saying. No one knows how that team will do, but I think it’s safe to say a Super Bowl might be a bit out of their reach.
Statement: The Saints will win the Super Bowl! Read at: Newspaper column Response: Umm... they’re still in the NFC, right?
Statement: The Colts will repeat! Read on: The eyes of a Colts faithful. Response: Umm... be thankful for what you have. Peyton is amazing, so I won’t put anything past him, but the Colts didn’t always have the easiest time last year and many teams have become more potent. I’m just saying, it’s not likely.
Statement: Vince Young just wins, baby! Read on: The lips of every delusional fan boy. Response: No, he doesn’t. Vince also loses games. Hopefully, Vince will prove that he does indeed lose games, instead of proving that the Madden curse is real.
Now, there have been many other statements made, and I’ll admit, I’ve made a few myself, but all I ask is please, be willing to give yourself a reality check. I’m done.
So, I was planning on my next post being about my second round draft selection advice, but sadly, there have been two major knocks against it.
1. No one commented on the first one, and I, like many other bloggers, am an attention #### and my feelings are hurt. Forget the fact that I'm right and being very helpful. I need feedback.
2. I have entered an NFL fantasy league with some fellow Fox bloggers, and posting my second round list seems foolish until after our draft next week.
So, instead, I will commit myself to the topics of the week and try to be quick about it...
First off... Vick. I don't want to blog about Vick. I said he was going to jail. I said prison will make him a fantasy bust. Now he's been snagged by the feds, and the flurry of responses has come, and for now, nearly went... BUT...
I do have to say people amaze me. I've seen, read, and heard people all week make outrageous claims. Some have advocated Vick receive the same treatment as those dogs... really people? Look, what he did was horrible, but take a look around your major cities and surrounding suburbs. You'll find a dog fight if you want one.
In Denver, there was a city-wide ban placed on pitbulls, and many of our surrounding areas have followed suit. Just last week, a pitbull went mad, attacked a grandmother and her grandchildren, and only went down after being stabbed a dozen times and shot twice. I have a co-worker now who wants Vick to be tortured for his mistreatment of these animals, and the breed destroyed outright. Very humane.
I think Vick should go to jail, but when the outcries occurr and people take it on themselves to be the voice of justice, I only ask that you take some time to realize the difference between an #### breaking the law and a hero falling. The difference? You made him a hero in your own head.
Second up on my list is more of a 1 part 2. Goddell is ridiculous. Only now does he offer to wait to put in league penalties until the courts can sort things out. Are you kidding me? A precident has been set, and I warned in an earlier blog of mine the dangers that can happen when a private company starts dispensing it's own justice. Yes, the other feature names in this are "repeat offenders", but only in as much as Vick. Tank Johnson did his time. Pacman has yet to be convicted of anything. Henry tested clean. This amounts to about as much as posessing and transporting an illeagal substance and running a compound (which is certain, the rest... let the courts decide) where vicious crimes were authorized and took place. I said earlier that I think the league shouldn't be allowed to enforce suspensions until after a court makes a ruling, and this is why. Guys who may or may not be guilty of something are being punished as an example, while other stars in more key (marketing) positions get the benefit of the doubt. There is no lesson learned now. It's a joke, and it's already too late to claim that lost ground of moral superiority.
Third... I also recently posted about Culpepper looking for a new home. Well, I had hoped the Dolphins would have been smart enough to at least get something for the guy, but no such luck. Now, Culpepper should have the advantage in choosing a new home. I was most excited when a fox columnist went along with 4 of my 5 suggestions (somehow leaving the Vikes out... appartently, pride does cost a lot in this league, but then Daunte had his first meeting with a possible team to land on. The Raiders? The Falcons? The Titans? The Bears? The Jets? NO!! In a feat beyond all unstanding, he interviewed with the BUCS? You're joking, right? Let me count... 1...2...3... sort of 4... 4 QBs currently listed on their roster who have experience as starters, and now you want to add Culpepper? WHY? He'll only back up Garcia. Along with Simms, Gradkowski, maybe Plummer and Luke McCown playing on the practice squad. Why would you go there in a season where you have EVERYTHING TO PROVE?!?! Who is this man's agent?
Anyway, I'm spent. I have to go think long and hard about my draft next week. For my fellow Fox Blogger Fantasy Leaguers, do your homework. Draft is coming soon!!!
Fantasy football kicked off online several weeks ago, much to the excitement of many FF Fiends such as myself. After a couple of weeks honing my wish list via mock drafts, I began the process of placing players on my own personal power list... you can find out more through previous blog posts. What may boggle you is that my personal power list does not match my current draft list. Why?
Because I’m not drafting for everyone else. I also learned you can't depend on draft experts lists. The chances of drafting against 11 guys who will play it smart and not play favorites is next to nil... and look at expert mock drafts. Their lists get thrown out the window.
Instead, my draft list was developed by taking my own list and averaging it against several lists published by experts, and then draft trends as I progressed from one league draft to another. All in all, my list is shaped by 15 different lists.
Yep. I’m sick.
But that being said, I’m willing to give insight into my first 3 rounds after much research, and my advice after you draft these dudes.
We’ll start with the first round in a 12 team draft.
The first round always seems to take the most time, and I don’t understand it. You choose from the 12 most effective players in the fantasy world. What’s hard to understand? More over, years of experience have taught those in fantasy world that running backs get the most points on a consistent basis (ALWAYS CHECK YOUR LEAGUE’S POINT SYSTEM BEFORE YOU DRAFT), so deciding on the most effective running backs should lead you to your choices. Not hard, right? Well, OK, maybe it’s not a breeze...
Round #1, Pick #1
Who do you draft? LaDanian Tomlinson (San Diego RB) – This one is obvious. L.T. pulled off impossible feats last year, and save changes in the coaching staff, he’s surrounded in a pretty stable environment. If he doesn’t go first in your draft, someone is dumb, or someone thinks they are sneaky.
What do you do with him? First, during the draft, secure Michael Turner in a mid-to-late round. For someone like L.T., you want insurance... not because he’s horribly injury prone, but because you have invested that much in him and Turner is that good of a back up. Then... trade him. Ask for a ridiculous amount in return. There is likely to be at least one person who will give you a top 10 running back, a top 5 wide out, a top 10 QB, and a better Defensive team for L.T. and Turner. No one knows for sure how the new coaching staff will take to San Diego, and the chances of L.T. pulling off his numbers from last year are thin. Remember one man is not likely to win your league for you, and depth and spread of talent are where it’s at.
Round #1, Pick #2
Who do you draft? Stephen Jackson (St. Louis RB) – Often rated at #2 or #3 this off-season, Stephen Jackson claimed the prize for “best player not named LaDanian Tomlinson” when Larry Johnson began threatening to sit out. The Rams have improved in the off-season, and Jackson was a powerhouse last year. With an improved defense, he should have more opportunity to thrive this year.
What do you do with him? Don’t worry about Jackson’s back up, as he is a work horse and the second spot is sketchy. Instead, try to find compliments and keep him on your team. At #2, every indication is that he should live up to his rank.
Round #1, Pick #3
Who do you draft? Shaun Alexander (Seattle RB) – The top man 2 years ago killed many fantasy football dreams last year as he sent managers rushing for options after breaking his foot. Let this be a lesson. The Madden Curse is real. While there have been conflicting reports on the health of that foot, all indications seem good now, and with the absence of Darrell Jackson, a more cohesive line, and a slightly improved D, it looks like Seattle may go back to it’s glorious notion of controlling the pace of the game. Alexander is just the guy to do it.
What do you do with him? Again, keep him. Don’t worry about his back up, as Maurice Morris made many owners even more disappointed in the loss of Alexander last year, and the remainder of depth doesn’t look much better.
Even though he still might be a risk and one should keep their ear to the ground, if healthy, Alexander will do good by his manager, and the skepticism around him will keep you from getting even value.
Round #1, Pick #4
Who do you draft? Peyton Manning (Indianapolis QB) – I know. I just suggest drafting Alexander before L.J., and now I have Peyton going 4th. What am I thinking? I’m thinking that in the majority of point systems from last year, Peyton’s number fell between second and fourth overall. With a worse defense and Addai, an excellent receiving back behind him, the Colts season will once again fall heavily upon the arm of Manning, and he can step up. Weigh that against the backs below, and suddenly your looking at consistency vs. risk. Also, with the exception of the “experts” draft (which has Peyton at 11 or 12), he has gone as high as 2nd overall, and never lower than 7th.
What do you do with him? There is an 80% chance you keep him, and lock him into your QB starter spot. The exception, of course, is if someone offers a plethora of talent in return, or if you get two heavy sleepers in later rounds and you can afford to shop him. As the top QB by leaps and bounds, you should get a good amount in return... but if not, be proud to hold on to him. He should pay off dividends.
Round #1, Pick #5
Who do you draft? Larry Johnson (Kansas City RB) – Contract dispute. Depleted offensive line. Larry Johnson is a phenomenal work horse that has two major fantasy strike marks against him. Even if he stops holding out, the man who had to carry the Chiefs to the play-offs last year is facing an up hill battle. Still, you can’t deny talent.
What do you do with him? Sit on him until pre-season starts. Look for the Chiefs to settle the contract dispute or for a possible trade, as well as an opportunity to see how the new O-line comes together. He might be a huge risk, but he could pan out. Or, you might be able to get him into a package deal and score L.T. which is a much safer option.
Round #1, Pick #6
Who do you pick? Brian Westbrook (Philadelphia RB) – Westy? Yes. Westy. Brain Westbrook put up good numbers last year, whether lined up behind McNabb or Garcia. This year he will have even more room for success with McNabb in better physical condition and a much more potent D to stop people from going the other way. Out of their division, only Dallas saw dramatic improvement in their defense, and Westy can be worked in there. Westbrook is a home run hitter, a receiving threat, and has more power than anyone gives him credit.
What do you do with him? Keep him. Consider pulling in Buckhalter as a free agent or with your last pick. Then brace for people to laugh at your selection until the 4th week of the season. It’s OK. They’ll wish they had him.
Round #1, Pick #7
Who do you pick? Joseph Addai (Indianapolis RB) – After a Super Bowl run in his Rookie campaign, the Colts have made it more than apparent that they are willing to lean on this young man after they parted ways with Dominic Rhodes. Add to that the fact that Peyton is making the calls, and Addai will have the best chances handed to him. But he is also young and this is his first year as a full time starter. There may be some errors this year where there weren’t the year prior. This also isn’t last year’s Colts.
What do you do with him? Smile and say thank you. He’s a great pick-up.
Round #1, Pick #8
Who do you pick? Frank Gore (San Francisco RB) – Gore’s numbers were a pleasant surprise to many last year, and since the 49ers seem to be an improved team in many areas, his value is placed pretty high. But he fumbles a lot, his ability as a power runner comes and goes, and with Darrell Jackson and a healthy Vernon Davis, his carries should drop this year.
What do you do with him? I’d fish him. I don’t trust him at all... but he could be the real deal, so if you don’t get adequate talent in exchange, hold onto him and hope another stellar running back falls to you in the second round... just in case.
Round #1, Pick #9
Who do you pick? Willie Parker (Pittsburg RB) – Willie has become one of the rocks in fantasy football. He may not pull off the huge games as often as he did when backing up the Bus, but he will get you yards in the grind heavy, effective running game of the Steelers.
What do you do with him? Hold on to him. Again, he’s steady and productive. Turn your eyes to drafting someone in the second round that you can roll the dice on a bit. It’s OK. Parker has your back.
Round #1, Pick #10
Who do you pick? Rudi Johnson (Cincinnati RB) – This is the point in the draft where things get a bit more muddy for me. Rudi is still the feature back in an extremely potent offense. Like Willie, he puts up consistent numbers week to week, but unlike Willie, the numbers have not been phenomenal. Claiming that his hands have improved may make him more of a receiving threat, but with Kenny Irons being pulled in the second round by the Bengals, Rudi competition has increased, and his carries could go down... however, make or break seasons seem to bring out the best in many players, and this could work well for Rudi.
What to do with him? Keep him. He’s the earliest of the major gambles, but on the plus side, you have another in 5 turns. He might end up being half of a very effective tandem. Look at picking up Kenny Irons late in the draft.
Round #1, Pick #11
Who do you pick? Lawrence Maroney (New England RB) – Like Addai, Maroney saw the mantl
