I have ESPN on in the background as I'm checking my email, and I've been listenting to Steven A. Smith rant about whatever he's ranting about now. These are the noble truths I've learned:
Barry Bonds got indicted because he's black.
Barry Bonds gets all the steroids attention because he's black. (I thought it was because he just broke the most holy of all sports records.)
They should indict Mark McGwire instead of Bonds.
Kansas doesn't deserve to be in the national championship discussion because they've played cupcakes. (Unlike LSU or Ohio State, who have only played ranked teams all season.)
If you're loud and yell a lot, you can get a job on ESPN.