Here's my list:

1. Michael Vick is speaking out against the anti-dog fighting crowd. Someday they'll come around and fight dogs like everyone else.

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2. Pac-Man Jones is speaking out against laws in general. Who's got time to earn millions of dollars when there is anarchy waiting to be created?

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3. Kobe Bryant is rebelling against adulthood. Who needs it? Just act like a child every day and you'll never feel old.

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4. Jason Giambi is speaking up about doing certain things that you shouldn't do. Things that are bad and can't be named. You know..."that stuff".

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5. Michelle Wie is rebelling against sexism in golf. Women deserve to play on the same tour as men. Isn't it obvious with her domination of the women's tour that she deserves...errrrr...wait a sec...

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6. Sports media has taken a stand against any sport that is not football. Basketball and hockey? Borrrrriinnnnnnnnggggg. Baseball? Tainted with steroids! We can’t trust these stats! Football? Look at all these awesome sacks by Shawne Merriman! He’s got my pro-bowl vote!

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7. Anderson Varejao has dispelled the myth that athletes cannot be good actors too.

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8. J.R. Smith has rebelled against seat-belts and stop signs. Too soon?

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9. Vince Young has proven to the sports world that you don’t have to be “Smarter Than a 5th Grader” to make it as an NFL quarterback. When did football fans believe that NFL players were intelligent to begin with? When Houston passed on Young on draft day, he could be heard mumbling under his breath, “Wonderlic my balls”.

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10. Barbaro, the horse that won hearts all over the country, has ended the tradition of putting a horse down when it severely breaks it’s leg. Instead, the common practice will now be to keep the horse alive as long as possible, no matter how much pain it is in, and harvest as much sperm as you can before it dies. Here’s the equation:

     Fast Horse’s Sperm  >  Horse Ethics

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11. Speaking of Barbaro, Chad Johnson has proven that humans can beat horses in a foot-race. (That is, of course, if the human in question gets a wicked long head start). So while Ali was fighting the government during Vietnam, who was out there racing the quadrupeds? Who, I ask you!

Does Nike wish they had their coin back now?

I'm still trying to figure out what it is that we are supposed to be witnessing. Maybe some of the bloggers that have been all about this "Witness" campaign can fill me in.

I just can't figure out why Le'Brick is so special. Couldn't Jason Richardson do exactly the same thing as this dude?

Play like crappola, then score some points in mop-up time...

Witness.

Seriously, if you were drooling over this guy after the Detroit series, let me know why. Please do. And if anyone out there was watching the 3-D version of the game at the Quicken Arena, let me know how that was.

What was it I was supposed to be witnessing again?

The 0 for 7 shooting in the first half?

The 25% shooting overall?

14 points scored, 6 of those in mop-up time.

Great player.

Witness.