Michael Vick is speaking out against the anti-dog fighting crowd. Someday they'll come around and fight dogs like everyone else.
Pac-Man Jones is speaking out against laws in general. Who's got time to earn millions of dollars when there is anarchy waiting to be created?
Kobe Bryant is rebelling against adulthood. Who needs it? Just act like a child every day and you'll never feel old.
Jason Giambi is speaking up about doing certain things that you shouldn't do. Things that are bad and can't be named. You know..."that stuff".
Michelle Wie is rebelling against sexism in golf. Women deserve to play on the same tour as men. Isn't it obvious with her domination of the women's tour that she deserves...errrrr...wait a sec...
Sports media has taken a stand against any sport that is not football. Basketball and hockey? Borrrrriinnnnnnnnggggg. Baseball? Tainted with steroids! We can’t trust these stats! Football? Look at all these awesome sacks by Shawne Merriman! He’s got my pro-bowl vote!
Anderson Varejao has dispelled the myth that athletes cannot be good actors too.
J.R. Smith has rebelled against seat-belts and stop signs. Too soon?
Vince Young has proven to the sports world that you don’t have to be “Smarter Than a 5th Grader” to make it as an NFL quarterback. When did football fans believe that NFL players were intelligent to begin with? When Houston passed on Young on draft day, he could be heard mumbling under his breath, “Wonderlic my balls”.
Barbaro, the horse that won hearts all over the country, has ended the tradition of putting a horse down when it severely breaks it’s leg. Instead, the common practice will now be to keep the horse alive as long as possible, no matter how much pain it is in, and harvest as much sperm as you can before it dies. Here’s the equation:
Fast Horse’s Sperm > Horse Ethics
Speaking of Barbaro, Chad Johnson has proven that humans can beat horses in a foot-race. (That is, of course, if the human in question gets a wicked long head start). So while Ali was fighting the government during Vietnam, who was out there racing the quadrupeds? Who, I ask you!
jaysisko .... I'd hoped that you'd have placed the Devil Rays' Elijah Dukes amongst this piece. He's of the belief that it's perfectly alright to impregnate any woman witin his reach no matter what the age. Also he's quite prepared to threaten an estranged wife now and again especially when he feels that it's not his duty to provide for the kids that he's fathered in and out of wedlock.
As has been the case with Dukes. He's now the father of six children with four different women. The latest victim of his latest conquest is that of a seventeen year old female in the care of his step-grandmother. Could it get any worse for this ingrate ?
jaysisko .......... Here's a thought prophylactics aren't meant as headware. Well infact they are but they aren't meant to be literally placed on your head above your shoulders. It's meant to be placed on the head between your legs. That if anything might be of help to the likes of Dukes, Ricky William. Although I fear it's too late for Shawn Kemp.
Check out my own take on Pacman's malaise under this guise , that of justanotherfan. It's titled Hey Pacman Even Strippers Have Feelings Too ! Ask Carmen Electra ? Let me know what you think as to the subject matter ?
Just wanted the Rebel folks at FoxSports know just how much I appreciate them picking the Braves to televise on their 3:55 pm game this Saturday. I can't wait to arrive at Turner Field when its 95 degrees outside with no shade. I bought the tickets because the game was originally scheduled to begin at 7:05 pm. Thanks for everything
This blogger is a New Yorker, born and raised. I'm a huge sports fan, following pretty much every major sport out there. Sadly, this does not include hockey, NASCAR, or boxing. Hockey lost my affection during the lockout, NASCAR is not a sport, and boxing has become incredibly boring since the dawn of MMA. If you want to talk football, baseball, basketball, or MMA, then I'm your man. I could also debate NASCAR with anyone, but we would probably end up just going around in circles...
