Sports Through My Eyes
by: ian2813
The National Lakers Association
Mar 31, 2008 | 12:58PM | report this
One of television's longest-running hits is professional basketball. The concept is one of the most brilliant ever conceived. There are 30 teams, and they can be divided into two categories: "The Lakers" and "Other". The main question each season is whether the Lakers can play together, deal with injuries and get past the villainous "Other" teams to win the championship. It makes for compelling drama and it's all filmed in front of a live audience.

The ensemble cast of characters is part of this show's appeal. There's head coach Phil Jackson, who's constantly trying to uphold his reputation as a genius. He's a good character study, as it's not always clear whether he's as arrogant as he acts or if he's insecure about the fact that he's clearly not invincible, as he was once thought to be. There's star player Kobe Bryant, who's constantly trying to prove that he's the best in the league. He's had trouble with Jackson in the past, so the question of how long they can peacefully co-exist adds some tension to the mix. There's Derek Fisher, a cast member who left the series for a while to do some untelevised roles. He returned this season, much to the delight of longtime fans who like the chemistry he brings. There's also Lamar Odom. He was one of the guys brought in four seasons ago to replace the top-billed Shaquille O'Neal. While some fans had a hard time accepting him at first, he's established himself as a key element to the show's success.

As the Lakers are the focal point of the entire program, it always seems wrong when the protagonists get eliminated from the Playoffs and one of those "Other" teams succeeds. Part of the show's genius is that they sometimes televise a game where the Lakers aren't one of the two teams playing. The reason for this is to give the viewer an idea of how tough the competition will be when the Lakers play those teams. You can't fully appreciate the antagonist without proper background, and this show cares about character development. As is common knowledge, almost nobody actually roots for those "Other" teams except a few contrarians. Just look at the front page of the FoxSports Blogs. Every post in the pro basketball section is usually related to the Lakers. You occasionally get those intellectual types that want to analyze the bad guys, but most people just want to talk about the success of the good guys.

There are several notable villains on this series. First and foremost, there is LeBron James, the supervillain who plays for the Cleveland team. Kobe and LeBron are always competing for the title of "Best Player in the League". While Kobe is the hero, some believe that LeBron could defeat him if it came down to just the two of them. It's a scary thought, but so far we have yet to see it reach that point. Until it does the debate will continue and the threat of it happening will be an undercurrent to each season. Another villain is the aforementioned Shaquille O'Neal. He used to be one of the good guys, but he eventually went to the dark side. Fans have had to watch bitterly as he won a championship playing for the Miami team two years ago, and more recently as he joined the Phoenix team that has eliminated the Lakers from the Playoffs the past two seasons. You also have the San Antonio team that wins with machine-like efficiency and the Boston team that used to be an annual rival back in the 80's. The Boston team has been getting many of its games televised this season, so perhaps the producers are trying to foreshadow an NBA Finals matchup between them and the Lakers. Of course, you have to watch, because you never know when they'll flip the script on you.

There have been a few cases where one of the "Other" teams got its own spinoff. Back in the 90's the Chicago team developed sort of a cult following and even got more media attention than the Lakers. Some even thought that they could supplant the Lakers in terms of overall fan popularity (similar to the way "Family Matters" went on to be much more popular than "Perfect Strangers"). Still, people eventually lost interest in the Chicago team (mainly due to excessive cast changes) and once again the Lakers had the spotlight all to themselves.

The Lakers are looking like a threat to win the championship this season, but the race is so close right now that there's no telling what will happen in the Playoffs. If the Lakers should lose in the postseason, it's a safe bet that 99% of pro basketball fans will be disappointed. The remainder of the Playoffs, which will only be televised for curiosity's sake, will most likely be a total bore. If this program's decision-makers know what they're doing, they'll cheer the fans up this year and let the Lakers capture the title. If they're not careful, the villains might become more popular than the heroes again.




(Note: I realize it's somewhat subtle, but this is a satirical piece. I am not a Lakers fan. At all.)
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douglashew
Mar 31, 2008
4:02 PM
Haha...pretty good.

Now, how did a mere Chicago dude get a copy of our secret script? We need an investigation. Now. What is Sen Arlen Spector doing to get to the bottom on this outrage?

:-)

tophatal
Mar 31, 2008
4:56 PM
ian
The Lakers and everyone else ? Shouldn't that now read Kobe and everyone else ? As he's the one who feels that he ought to be dictating every facet of the way that the organization is being ran and to hell with Kupchak, Jackson and Buss as far as he's concerned.
See my latest post titled Take Me Out To The Ballgame.....Not So Fast !


tophatal ........

nba is the worst
Mar 31, 2008
5:16 PM
LOVE IT!

(I seriously doubt the ending disclaimer)

LMAO!!!!

InnocentBystander
Mar 31, 2008
5:23 PM
99% of fans disappointed if Lakers don't win championship? Based on the Kobe/Laker haters that frequent Fox Sports, your numbers are pretty far off. Just look at the comment by 'tophatal'. I doubt there is another team that has more fans rooting against it...in basketball. No one comes close to the Yankees as the favorite sports team to hate.

slshusker
Mar 31, 2008
7:29 PM
I see the Lakers with the Dallas shower scene ending. It was all a dream.

ian2813
Mar 31, 2008
7:40 PM
Douglas - There's nothing secret about any of this. I just read every internet basketball discussion I could find and pieced it together.

tophatal - Well, since this post is more about the Laker-centrism of the media and most NBA fans than Kobe specifically, I'd say it's appropriate.

NBAITW - What part do you doubt? I'm a Bulls fan and I've always hated the Lakers. You can also trust me that it's a satirical piece.

IB - Clearly you didn't read the disclaimer.

Husker - I thought that was the ending to "Newhart"? Of course, Suzanne Pleshette died earlier this year, so Phil Jackson won't be waking up beside her.

Lakersfan19II
Mar 31, 2008
9:40 PM
Ian, great blog. Seriously. It's great to actually read something cool once in a while that isn't posted by the usual suspects.

BleedPRPL&GLD
Mar 31, 2008
11:37 PM
Pretty funny stuff. Sarcasm is a thing of beauty.


The Lakers are the glory franchise of the NBA for a reason...they have a deticated owner that lives up to the idea of trying to win a championship each and every year. I hope the writers don't go on stike, it's been a few years since the last ring.
Mary-Jane.....I mean Mary-Ann, Ginger, Skipper and the rest are ready for another Three Title Tour.

Sincerely,
Gilligan

nba is the worst
Mar 31, 2008
11:53 PM
bleed,

Funny!

tophatal
Apr 1, 2008
12:51 AM
Rumour has it that should the Lakers win it all this year. Then Jeanie Buss'll do another Playboy pictorial expose' warts 'n all . That ought to be fun for Phil seeing his lady show off her jugs. But then this won't have been her first time of doing this. And I guess it'll add to the levity in the Lakers' locker room.


tophatal ..............

ian2813
Apr 1, 2008
1:19 AM
Lakersfan - Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Bleed - "Skipper" Phil Jackson probably wishes he had "Professor" Tex Winter back on his sidelines.

tophatal - It might add some levity as long as Phil isn't around.

Spurcse
Apr 1, 2008
6:42 AM
One of the funniest pieces I have read in ages. And so true.

tophatal
Apr 1, 2008
9:41 AM
ian
Hell Phil'll be the one handing out $20 and $50 bills to the players and tellin' 'em to go and get a lap dance from Jeanie. It's not as if he's not seen Jeanie's assets in person now is it ?


tophatal ......

lakersfan4life
Apr 1, 2008
10:32 AM
Not even funny

ian2813
Apr 1, 2008
11:25 AM
Spurcse - Thank you!

lakersfan4life - I'm sorry my post didn't meet your standards.

lakersfan4life
Apr 1, 2008
2:48 PM
Wasnt directed at you ian.

BleedPRPL&GLD
Apr 1, 2008
9:25 PM
tophatal,
For Phil to be laying his blue-haired dome down next to a Playboy Bunny every night is enviable to say the least.
From the looks of your avatar, YOU'RE the one that dudes are making it rain for...nice biker outfit.
Are you one of the Village People?

-Jack

lakersfan4life
Apr 2, 2008
3:10 AM
Hahaha....Now thats funny.

onefishfan
Apr 4, 2008
1:40 AM
Great Blog, LMAO . been a Fan since 1972 and that is an accurate description of the way I felt these past years. since then The Lakers have won 9 Titles 25.7% of the time and were in the finals 15 times 42.9% of the time. and we missed the playoffs what? twice or was it 3 times while rebuilding in 35 years.of course also the best overall record of alltime. and the 33 game winning streak still stands as the most consecutive wins of any pro sports fransise. whether it was west,Goodrich,wilt magic,kareem,James the cast has been awesome. of course, it's all about the Lakers. even when we lost to that eastern team a few years ago... who was that again. everyone still talked about the breakup of Batman and Robin. there is no escaping it. resistance is futile. now the show is back. except a few are still on movie locations (Andrew and Trevor) but Kobe, Derek, Lamar and Pau have starring roles and the show is getting attention again. it's a hard public and these new reality shows are getting ratings. but I'm sure that when the ratings come out during sweeps The Lakeshow will be sitting pretty. everyone should watch. it is quite entertaining. and looks like another good run on the small screen. looking forward to watching it. but wait.. what if WE are the bad guys? oh no I'm crushed :)

Last edited by onefishfan on April 4th at 1:48 AM.

Hoffman
Apr 4, 2008
5:37 PM
LOL

I don't know how I missed this.

Good job ian.

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I'm a fan of all Chicago sports teams (including both the Cubs and White Sox). When one of my teams isn't playing I'm a big proponent of rooting for the underdog. I'm currently an inactive NBA fan and will remain so until David Stern is out as commissioner.
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