Respect the crane kick
by: hoit
Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi? I thought I said RESPECT the crane kick.
Oct 02, 2007 | 12:16PM | report this

This is a dark day my friends.  I'm just shaking my head in disbelief.  Driving home from work, I hear the horrific news that a Karate Kid remake may be in the works.  This is not good.  Some things you don't mess with.  Like the olde English D on the Detroit Tigers uniforms.  Or the winged helmets of the Wolverines.  Or remaking Karate Kid.

As you know, I have an appreciation for this movie.  Karate Kid 1- excellent.  ( Did anyone else hear the Elizabeth Shue talk on Family Guy Sunday, hilarious!) Karate Kid 2- Not as good, but not horrible either.  The next Karate Kid or Karate Kid 3 or whatever it was called with Hillary Swank-worse than Appalachian State beating Michigan.  It was that bad.

So here's what I know.  Will Smith is in talks to be the producer with his son playing the role of Daniel Larusso.  It gets worse.  Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi. Somebody stop this please.  Hopefully, and I have a good feeling about this, this idea will either be stopped or it will just go straight to DVD.  I don't mind Will Smith producing this, but his son playing Larusso and Jackie Chan as Miyagi?  Hey Chan, do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?  Make as many crappy films with Chris Tucker as you want, but dude, you've got to have more respect for the crane kick.

Alright now that I've got that off my chest, let's talk some sports.  Probably the best time of the year right now, I'm just going to give a thought on each of my teams.

DETROIT TIGERS- Fell short of the playoffs and talk is that Ivan Rodriguez, Todd Jones and Shawn Casey may all be gone next year.  Jim Leyland was extended thru 2009 today and with Carlos Guillen moving to first, the Tigers need a shortstop.  Tigers owner Mike Illitch opened his wallet for Rodriguez and Magglio Ordonez, some rumors are that A-rod could be an option at shortstop.

DETROIT PISTONS- Watch out for the youngsters Jason Maxiell and Amir Johnson to get more minutes and Rasheed has dropped some weight.  ESPN said this may the best Pistons team since their 2004 championship team.

DETROIT LIONS- They've already matched last year's win total with 3.  Marinelli is making a difference.  They broke a 10 game losing streak to the Vikings, and a 4 game losing streak to the Bears already this season.  Sunday they go to Washington D.C. where they have never won.  Was Kitna onto something with his bold predictions?  We shall see.

DETROIT RED WINGS- Once again a favorite to compete for the Stanley Cup.  I can't believe it's hockey season already and I can't believe more people don't enjoy hockey.  The addition of Brian Rafalski is huge. 

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS- #### hum, 4-0. Unbeaten streak as always to start off the year. Yawn.  Patriots come to Indy November 4, Colts have got the Pats number as of late.  Epic game.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL- Michigan is 2-0 in the Big Ten which is an accomplishment after the first two weeks of the year.  Look for Lloyd to end his run in Ann Arbor as he changed his contract last offseason to set this up as being the end.  Sadly, health may be a determining factor as well the bashers actually having an affect on his health.  That's a shame, Lloyd has done an overall outstanding job in Ann Arbor.

Congratulations to Western Michigan University alum and Kalamazoo native Greg Jennings on being the recipient of Brett Favre's record breaking 421st touchdown pass.  Good start for Western in the MAC, beating Toledo in Toledo, something they had not done since 1988.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL- Did you realize Midnight Madness is October 12?  I'm interested to see how fast John Beilein can have a positive affect on Michigan basketball.  And Steve Hawkins continues to keep Western at the top of MAC basketball.

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ReverendRhythm
Oct 2, 2007
12:57 PM
Why don't they just repaint the friggin' Mona Lisa?

Dude, if they do a remake, you know we'll have to have cameos.

hoit
Oct 2, 2007
1:17 PM
I doubt this will happen, the backlash has already begun. The guy on the radio said "Obviously Morita is no longer with us, but Macchio looks exacly the same and isn't doing a whole lot. The problem though is you cannot duplicate Miyagi." Truer words have never been spoken. Ban Chan!

You to into football to celebrate Midnight Madness? I must admit it snuck up on me, 10 days.

LSUfan
Oct 2, 2007
2:23 PM
A remake? No way! That aint gonna happen! There is only 1 Mr Miyagi! And his name is Hoit! A black Damielson to boot? Good Lord, the PC police are out for this one eh?

ReverendRhythm
Oct 2, 2007
2:42 PM
Much like our young football team, I fully expect our new basketball team to struggle.

Lisa H
Oct 2, 2007
4:43 PM
Chan as Miyagi? I call for a boycott/protest immediately. No one can replace Morita. (this isn't really true, is it?)

hoit
Oct 2, 2007
4:54 PM
LSU, I saw Will's kid in that movie they were in together last year. He wasn't that bad, but this is too tall a task for him.

You have nowhere to go but down Rev. In Ann Arbor, Beilein has nowhere to go but up.

I would not joke about such a thing Lise. I just heard about it today, so it's got a long way to go to get to production.

Jackie Chan as Miyagi is just horrible, it's almost funny, but not funny at all in the same breath.

The_Dan
Oct 3, 2007
5:19 AM
I'm all for the remake, but now? Not enough time has passed.

hoit
Oct 3, 2007
11:26 AM
Good point Dan, maybe in another 20 years or so I'd be more open to this idea.

ampm666
Oct 3, 2007
4:05 PM
WOW are u serious??????? Just cuz many people think azns look the same does not mean Chan will do a good job as miyagi(which he wont).Will Smith is a #### if he makes this movie.

hoit
Oct 3, 2007
5:33 PM
You are correct amp, no one can duplicate Miyagi.

jon_464
Oct 3, 2007
6:14 PM
Stop the world, I WANT TO GET OFF!!! Say it isn't so, hoit!! PLEASE!!! It's official: Hollywood is fresh out of ideas and is bankrupt.

Morita IS Miyagi!

I agree with your takes on the three KK movies. First--AWESOME! Second--not bad, serviceable. Third--HORRIBLE.

Last, Lions will still be winless in D.C.

hoit
Oct 3, 2007
6:21 PM
I think the backlash will stop the filming of this, although you never know. THIS IS JUST WRONG!

More bad news for you Jon: Lions 30, Skins 27. I do hope Antwaan Randle El gets me some nice fantasy points against the Lions secondary.

jon_464
Oct 3, 2007
9:13 PM
Hoit, I like Jason Campbell in this game. The Lions HAVE dramatically improved this season. Marinelli will prove to be a great coach. I think we can agree it's going to be a close game.

I also wanted to get your take on the new Bionic Woman series. The only thing good about it is the hottie that plays the Bionic Woman, Michelle Ryan. Brown hair and blue eyes, YUMMY!!! A LETHAL combo!!!

Last edited by jon_464 on October 3rd at 9:15 PM.

slshusker
Oct 3, 2007
9:28 PM
Hoit, I heard about the alleged remake this morning. I wanted to puke!
Will Smith is thrusting his untalented kid on us as the lead. Blech.

ksp113
Oct 3, 2007
9:52 PM
Sorry I missed this earlier. Chan in that role just doesn't make any sense to me... that is very bizarre.

hoit
Oct 4, 2007
11:54 AM
It should be a barn burner Jon. I haven't seen any of the Bionic woman, but I know Michelle Ryan is SMOKIN' HOT.

They should get that skinny kid from SuperBad if they have anyone play Larusso. He MIGHT make this idea less incouragable husker.

Yah Kp, a head scrather indeed.

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