Southern Hospitality
by: gambitxxx
Low and behold a Moondog is exposed!!!!!
Mar 08, 2008 | 11:53AM | report this

Quite a few of you here know my friend Moondog left. For those who don't here is a brief description of how I had come to know him. Moondog used to be a fellow blogger here at fox. While blogging we had come to realize we had a few things in common. One was our love for the SEC and both being huge homers we became good friends. Moondog left to pursue other things in the blog world.  For which I wish him the best of luck.

As I was at the local convenient store I was browsing through the latest issues of playboy. When low and behold much to my surprise I ran across something that will haunt me forever. Below is a pic of the cover of a playboy Mag that was on the shelf. Keep in mind I do not know if this is the same moondogleft but one has to wonder. 

Warning: What you are about to see is pretty disturbing. Please make sure no children are present at your computer. I for one would hate to have to explain this to a child.

Note: I have reason to believe that when this pic was taken by some paparazzi photographer

Moondog was on the phone with me giving his lame duck excuse as to why he couldn't make it to Mardi Gras.

 

Like I said above I haven't the slightest clue whether this is my fellow SEC homer Moondogleft. However it does call into question why he at the last minute called off his trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras this year. Funny thing is during Mardi Gras people would have excepted this kind of thing. It leaves me with a lot of questions and ofcourse Moondog a lot of explaining to do as well.

Please note that this isn't to be taking seriously. This is a response to a joke my good friend played on me at his own website. Moondog if you stop by and see this please do not be mad at me. I told you there would be a price to pay for joking around with me. LMFAO!

 

 

Moondogs response to this: Dear Gambitxxx:

Since Fox blocked me from being able to log in, you'll have to copy and paste my reply to this post.

I'm at a loss why you would include an image of yourself (the wig-wearing, bikini-clad ####) in an effort to get me back. And I have another question. Why would you purchase a copy of Playboy with disturbing images of a wig-wearing, rock hard candy dispensing, beach-combing man and a wig-wearing, bikini-clad ####?

Is this a representation of some of your slightly demented special fantasies or are you just going about about life as you normally do? I think Mardi Gras left you in a perpetual state of weirdness.

I must admit the images register about a 9.7 on the bizarre ####-o-meter and whomever photo-shopped those for you did a splendid job.

Finally, for someone who has shown the blogosphere just how loving, kind, sweet, generous, thoughtful, considerate and what an all-around good-natured MF I am, for this grave injustice committed against the innocent, I hope every single player on LSU's football team gets arrested this off-season. Considering they play in the SEC, that isn't too far outside the realm of possibility.

Shedding tears and laughing at the same time, your buddy (and I'm going to get you back),

MoonDog

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JOKERSWILD
Mar 8, 2008
12:38 PM
gambitt what is he wearing on the lower half it looks like one of those deli take a number things lol oh I fear for you now I know there will be retribution from the dog lol

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
12:47 PM
JW,
take a real good look at it. the whole outfit(if that's what you want to call it) is a old school Gumball machine. LMFAO! Moondog ahs already imformed me he will get me back for this one. I'll be posting his response real soon.

Dwindy1
Mar 8, 2008
12:58 PM
gambitxxx,

I'm surprised! You took an oath to never, ever disclose Moondog's real identity. Now you've gone and done it! I see a BAD MOONDOG A RISIN!

I must say, you've caught the true essence of the lunar pooch!

Now batten down the hatches, there are storm clouds on the horizon!

Later!

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
1:11 PM
Dwindy,
thx for dropping in. Yeah Moondogs going to get me for this one. However he started this joking and I will befor it's all said and done finish it. He's a great guy and a good sport and I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.

blue@orange
Mar 8, 2008
1:36 PM
yup, you got him good, im gonna love watching this escalate

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
1:50 PM
blue@orange,
Thx and I told him and evryone else I would get him back real good.

fuzzboss
Mar 8, 2008
1:51 PM
Sumone find me that beeyoutiful gal in the white bikini; I'm in love, I'm in love!!! I always wondered, is Moondog a crossdresser or just a wig wearer of note? Funny, but I know you will pay.

By the way, having a blizzard up here in Pa now. Fuzz

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
2:13 PM
Fuzz,
thx for dropping in and let me see I might have her # laying around somewhere...hmmm.

Yes I'll be paying for this one I am sure.

Blizzard huh, damn do you people up North ever get to enjoy the warm weather. I mean geez, you guys have just the opposite of us down South. We have spring and summer, you guys have fall and winter. It's a weird country fuzz.

I blame Al Gore if he had never brought global warming to our attention maybe climate would have never noticed either.

SarcasmAlert
Mar 8, 2008
2:16 PM
i think fox should let your friend log in.

what is this russia?

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
2:23 PM
Sarcasm,
He is no longer a member of this site and wrote them to have all it's contents removed. Now for what reason he left and what happened I do not know. What I do know is he is doing well were he is with his own site.

You can see his work at : www.moondogsports.com

MidniteCowboy
Mar 8, 2008
2:48 PM
Sweet revenge! Only one question: Did you employ the legendary HotBlondeMilf to do the Photoshop?? Come clean. lol

Greenspire
Mar 8, 2008
3:16 PM
Wow, I missed something. Because, somewhere along the line, I thought that only gorillas with blue bikinis could be in playboy. Guess not, huh?

Send my regards to Moondog! Take care, Gambit!

-Mike Greenspire

Lisa H
Mar 8, 2008
3:44 PM
lol! now that's some good stuff. Moondoggie...come back, we miss you!

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
4:05 PM
Midnite,
Revenge is oh so sweet! No didn't employ her/him or whatever it may be. I don't use photoshop, I'm a graphic designer and use software from work on a MAC computer. take care and enjoy your weekend.

Mike,
LOL! I guess not either. I'll let moondog know you send your best wishes.

Lisa,
Glad you liked it and I had several Ideas but decided to go with this. I warned him that he joked with the right one this time. Yeah I miss moondog as well. You should visit his site some time.

klvalus
Mar 8, 2008
5:02 PM
Ohhh my eyes, my eyes!!
I am confused...which "slot" exactly do you put your quarter in? =)

Good one Gambit...wonder who is next!

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
5:23 PM
Kristen,
I'm not willing to find out which slot that much is certain LOL!

Thx and also thank you for stopping by and commenting.

fuzzboss
Mar 8, 2008
5:29 PM
Gambit!! Damn! Still snowin!!! Actually our seasons, especially in Penna are Winter and Road Construction. Now Road Construction starts early March or when it quits snowing and goes to Winter. Fuzz

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
5:42 PM
Fuzz,
LMAO! Winter and road construction? That must really suck. I'll take freezing winter over the traffic road construction causes any day.

I watched the News and caught how it's blizzard weather is pounding all you people up there. You can have that ####! I love my warm sub-tropical climate down in the "Big easy." What does suck here is during summer the temp. might be 90 degrees but with the humidity it's like 110-120 range. Talk about sweating on those days.

OutlawsInc
Mar 8, 2008
5:48 PM
Holey Moley I don't care who that photo is of it should be illegal. I went blind for 11 hours. My wife went blind. My children went blind.

My Grandaughter and her Pony went blind.

My dog was found wandering on the San Bernadino Fwy wearing a Hell's Angel jacket and holding up a sign. "Help a blind Angel".

I can't define obscenity but I know it when I see it.

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
5:55 PM
outlaw,
Ummm damn! Sorry about the pony and the dog.

fuzzboss
Mar 8, 2008
7:01 PM
Do get hot and humid there, I've heard. Was in GTMO for 18 mos. Avg 105 in the shade during Summer. Spent 'bout yr at Naval Base in Key West too, sure was glad when we went to sea. Western Penna during Road Construction is quite humid too, but not as bad as yours, you got the lake and the Gulf.....Damn!! Fuzz

gambitxxx
Mar 8, 2008
8:41 PM
Yeah that's one good thing we do have water around here. Although you can't swim in the lake. To much mercury in the water and other Chemicals. However they have been on a mission to clean it the past 10 yrs and said it's just about ready and safe to swim in again. The Gulf though is great and able swimmable.

We don't care what we swim in though. It's perfectly normal for us to be swimming in the Bayou with the gators and snakes. It's funny to feel the fish nibble on your toes. It's not so funny though when the crabs grab hold of your ####!

OutlawsInc
Mar 9, 2008
10:04 AM
LOL not a word of condolonce about the family but he does care about the Pony and the Dog. Another animal lover I see. Heh

YeeMum_
Mar 10, 2008
10:08 AM
Well it seems you have done it now.

LOL
Funny-
This should heat things up .

MeanDovine
Mar 11, 2008
5:04 PM
gambit,

For the past week I was having a few problems with the formatting of my blog, but they're now fixed.

Turns out I had a photo sized too large for my middle column which was causing overlaps and jumbled text.

Feel free to visit my new blog for a more appropriate presentation and welcome.

I look forward to hearing from you:

Here's the link:

http://www.thel.tv

Best,

MeanDovine

Last edited by MeanDovine on March 11th at 5:05 PM.

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