Welcome to the first Annual Nekid 5 Man Bobsled Race. This affair is being held at the highest point in Eastern Florida, a man made sand dune of Daytona Beach sand. All are welcome, be they male or female, to compete. There are no restrictions, other than contestants must be nekid and the team must have 5 members. To forestall any unwanted pregnancies, teams cannot be intermixed, that is, all male or all female.
Now, to the race. First team up is the Fuzzboss Team One: Driver JokersWild with Team Captain Fuzzboss as Anchor/Brakeman. Other members are Half-Baked, Dwindy and Blue @ Orange (in that order). There's the green flag; they're off!
Coming into the first turn Team Fuzzboss is setting record speed with Fuzzboss not using any braking whatsoever, he is letting it all hang out. Jokerswild seems to be really enjoying himself, he is seen grinning like a Calico cat as he is hunched over the joystick. All members are leaning as far forward as they can to increase speed (?).
Now coming into the second turn, we see the team laughing their butts off as YeeMum, VolFan and Lisa H can be seen cheering them on.....wait.....what are the ladies doing? Now that is support! All three are going nekid and jumping up and down (hope they don't give themselves black eyes). This causes JokersWild to almost go over the sandwall, but he quickly corrected and Fuzzboss braked at a critical second....all is well.
Now Team Fuzzboss is coming onto the final straightway, even though the distraction of the ladies slowed the team somewhat, it seems that their speed will be hard to match. Perhaps it was all that pushing that the team members were doing....bobsledders should take a lesson here....the rapid pushing at the waist seemed to increase the speed of the bobsled tenfold (mebbe everyone was anxious for the race to end?)
Now Team Fuzzboss is at the finish line and is being surrounded by fans and the cheerleaders; the teams' time will be hard to beat. Congradulations Team Fuzzboss!!
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