Welcome to the first Annual Nekid 5 Man Bobsled Race. This affair is being held at the highest point in Eastern Florida, a man made sand dune of Daytona Beach sand. All are welcome, be they male or female, to compete. There are no restrictions, other than contestants must be nekid and the team must have 5 members. To forestall any unwanted pregnancies, teams cannot be intermixed, that is, all male or all female.
Now, to the race. First team up is the Fuzzboss Team One: Driver JokersWild with Team Captain Fuzzboss as Anchor/Brakeman. Other members are Half-Baked, Dwindy and Blue @ Orange (in that order). There's the green flag; they're off!
Coming into the first turn Team Fuzzboss is setting record speed with Fuzzboss not using any braking whatsoever, he is letting it all hang out. Jokerswild seems to be really enjoying himself, he is seen grinning like a Calico cat as he is hunched over the joystick. All members are leaning as far forward as they can to increase speed (?).
Now coming into the second turn, we see the team laughing their butts off as YeeMum, VolFan and Lisa H can be seen cheering them on.....wait.....what are the ladies doing? Now that is support! All three are going nekid and jumping up and down (hope they don't give themselves black eyes). This causes JokersWild to almost go over the sandwall, but he quickly corrected and Fuzzboss braked at a critical second....all is well.
Now Team Fuzzboss is coming onto the final straightway, even though the distraction of the ladies slowed the team somewhat, it seems that their speed will be hard to match. Perhaps it was all that pushing that the team members were doing....bobsledders should take a lesson here....the rapid pushing at the waist seemed to increase the speed of the bobsled tenfold (mebbe everyone was anxious for the race to end?)
Now Team Fuzzboss is at the finish line and is being surrounded by fans and the cheerleaders; the teams' time will be hard to beat. Congradulations Team Fuzzboss!!
Thanx guys........Cboy: You were to be on the team, but B@O Industries only makes 5 man bobsleds, he would had to retool to make a 6 man sled...my apologies...I know you wished to take part. Course you can always form your own team and enter the Nekid race.
fuzzboss
On another note check out my most recent piece within this forum and let me know what you think as to its merits. I'll look forward to reading your comments as and when you're ready.
The piece is titled To Serve , But To Do So With Distinction And Pride !
evilquacks
I'd subscribe to the willingness of any female that'd bobsleigh naked. Especially if they're prepared to sled down my bob or on it as the case may be.
evilquacks
fuzzboss
The farthest thing on my mind would be to share a bobsled with 3 naked guys Now if you'd stated that you wanted it to be one guy and four naked women. Then you'd definitely have got my wholehearted interest with regard to this very topic.
One of the females I could definitely see myself sharing a bobsled with would be this volutuous beauty .....Denise Milani .
And then for good measure I'd add the Dahm triplets
JOKERSWILD
I'd too be blessing the US for offering us all the wiles of The Dahm triplets and Denise Milani. Even though Milani was born in the Czech Republic. And there'd not be an errogenous zone on their bodies that I for one wouldn't be willing to lick up , down and inside out !.
Boom shacka lacka , shacka a lacka , shacka lacka , boom ! Just the way I roll buddy that's just the way I roll !
EQ, Top/Ramp/Al, Mum, etal....thanx for dropping by. Problem with a mixed team as suggested is that no reace would be won, let alone even run. We'd all be out behind the sand dune, picking sand fleas outta the cracks and crevices; then there is the aforementioned 9 month thing. Lovely ladies though.
By the way, I used the tub method in training the crew of Fuzzboss One Team, helped in learning how to tuck things away to overcome wind resistance. We found that nekid sledding gave a whole different meaning to the term "joystick".
fuzzboss
Should anything get stuck in any one of my crevices that'd be why the likes of Milani and the Dahm triplets would be there to pick 'em out .
As for the bathub issue and the practicing thereof. I'd like to think that there'd be room enough for four or five delectable women But then again that's just the way I'd like to roll budy , that's just the way I like to roll !.
JOKERSWILD
With what appears to be all of the apparent technical difficulties that the Fox forum seems to be undergoing. I for one don't know what's going on. Had I entered I don't know that I'd have even met the lofty goals within the confines and parameters that you'd have set.
Less is more .....in some circles. Less of Bea and more of ......Somaya Reece wouldn't you agree ?
F2: Honest nekidness is all in good clean fun. Clothing just increases wind resistance...course if one breaks wind there is no filtering; one must take his or her chances.
Top....to risk the wrath of certain females. I'll go along with ya. I roll that way to, even at my age. Too bad no young, nubile, sweet thang needs or wants a po old white man.
fuzzboss
Don't take this as a severe slight . But look at J Howard Marshall ? At least he ended up with the Anna Nicole Smith didn't he ? Not that Smith is any great catch mind you .
Do ya liiike my bodddy Howard ? ......Anna we've got V*ia*gara in the hotel room haven't we and an oxygen tent ?
And if Nicholson can still bag n' tag 20-30 year old nubile females Then I for one don't see why you can't join the fray.
And what's not to like about Jack ? The guy has got it going on in all spheres !
To my mind he's way more than youre average h*orny Little Devil. He's the consummate man's man who can get the ladies as he pleases !
volfan69
I think and hope that fuzz'll appreciate the hilarty and comedic value what I'm getting at ?
See my latest post and let me know what you think as to the merits of the piece? It's titled To Serve , But To Do So With Distinction And Pride ! I'll look forward to reading your comments as and when you're ready .
Vol/Aero: Appreciate the props. Gotta run in the Sun, cause ya know what COLD does to a man's anatomy-it's worse nekid!
Top....see your point, but my operative word was po, as in poor. Those guys all had or have money. Oh well....can still look and dream......
fuzzboss
I don't think that'd be the first order of priority with some of these females. But then again I may well be wrong.
It's the size of the boat and the motion of the ocean that sends them spinning and becoming all giggly.
It's worked for Trump on three occasions as it is. And despite what you've led me to believe. I think that you may well have something in common with Warren Buffett and not his namesake Jimmy Buffett.
I only coached the team!!!!, these are just a pack of lies.!!!! You think Hardiman felt the wrath of my lawyers, you aint seen nothin Fuzz. They will start with GRAND THEFT BOBSLED and then move to the defimation suit. AND AS ALWAYS, THERE's THE PROOF.
As all my friends know. I love this video of Joker in the driver seat, followed by H.B, and Dwindy and our brake man Fuzz Boss. Im just holding the camera
Last edited by blue@orange on June 24th at 3:51 PM.
Just when I thought I would never see the video again here it is-- and just for the record I quit after the fist and final run not because I was neked but because once you get frostbite on your jolleys you never want to feel that again..
B@O: I am not shaking in my barefeet......I do have proof of what I speak, pictures, testimony and all.......good shot of you making like a ####..... Now I got to just outwait Dwindy.
Degraf: You haven't lived til you bobsleded nekid.....just do it where it is warm...did ja check out the video somewhere above?
Photogr....only way to go-go.
Didn't know there were that many fans of warm weather bobsledding....mebbe it is the nekid part.
I'd vote this the funniest in JW's contest but... You've got me stuck in the middle, not good... I don't know about the rest of these guys, but I'm a virgin(!) and I want to keep it that way! lol
Hey man - long time no talk. I see from the date on your last post that it's been awhile for you too. I hope you get this. I haven't been here for some time as you well know, for far too many reasons to go into here. Did a little bit for MeanD's site but not much writing because of schedule and technical obstacles.
Anyway...I wanted to contact a few true burghers yo get some advice. I finally got tickets to the Steelers and will be going on Nov. 20th for the Thursday Night game against the Bengals. Just wanted some tips on getting around the stadium and what not. Our seats are waaaayyy up so we were wondering about places to see the game other than where we're assigned. Drop me a line if you have time and give me some local insight if you can. Hit me at eg21c4@yahoo.
I am an old #### living in Southwestern Pennsylvania, about 60 miles or so southwest of Pittsburgh. AND I MEAN AN OLD ####!! Served over 35 years in Law Enforcement as a Police and Corrections' Officer.
