The Nascarazzi is a crew of some Foxsports wildest bloggers. They look for the unexpected. The stories that most all of us bloggers just cant wait to read about. They are bizzare. They are crazy. But most all they are out of the ordinary. So sit back. Grab your favorite drink. Put the kids to bed. And lets get this show on the road.
Well ,while we were getting ready to pack up the van. The Nascarazzi decided to make a stop by the city of Pasadena and see what this DooDah parade was all about. When we arrived. The mayor of the city was kind enough to let us know, that it was basically held every year after the Rose parade. He said that it was just a bunch alternative people, who get together and dress in crazy costumes to have a little fun. He also said that its mostly people out of the ordinary who participate. People who you defienetly not take home to your mother. One of the groups who participates every year, is the synchronized nap team.
This was one crazy parade. All kinds of out of the ordinary people just having some fun. They were partying like if there was no tommorrow. Even Danica Patrick was there. She didnt look to happy though. From what he heard is that her and Kyle Busch had exchanged words and started arguing. Then in her I wanna fight like the men attitude. She punched Kyle in the face.
The last we heard about this incident is that Kyle got her drunk and left her on this picnic table.
We couldn't believe what we were witnessing. Then the mayor told us that there would also be a special guest of honor. A very famous Nascar driver who usually participates. So we were curious to see who would actually take time out of their busy schedule to attend a parade like this. The suspense was killing us. The highlight of the whole parade was just minutes down the street. After all it wouldnt be a parade without the equestrian units.
Then all of sudden we hear this loud cheer. We kind of figured that it must be him. A modern day Santa Claus. By the time he got closer. The cheers were so loud. That we had to yell just to talk to each other. Then low and behold. He had finally arrived. And to our surprise. We couldn't believe who it was. OH My Gosh. No it couldn't be. Were my eyes deceiving me. It was. No way. The rainbow warrior himself. No pun intended. Jeff Gordon was the grand marshall of this very un ordinary parade. We were very fortunate to get this close up picture of him. He even smiled for our camera.
Well after getting this latest story we figured that it was time to head on over to Hollywood. It was getting late in the evening. So we decided to call it a night. Besides the next day we were gonna head over to ABC studios for the taping of Dancing with Stars. Jeff had given us the heads up, that he was gonna audition for the show. He didn't like the way that Helio had showed up Jimmie at the taping of Good Morning America. Since Jimmie can't dance. Jeff figured that he would step in and help his driver out. The audition was set for 3:00PM. But since we are the Nascarazzi. We decided to show up a little early and maybe get some background on what was going to take place.
So we posted up just outside of the studio. Just then a security guard came up to us and asked us if we were the Nascarazzi. We told him yes. He looked around real funny. We asked him what was wrong? He asked if we had brought Kasey Kahne with us? I told him no. And then asked him why? He said that the security guard that he had pushed at the race track was his brother. And that he wanted to get back at Kasey for what he did. Then the guard took his shirt off, and said,"where is that little squirt"? Man our eyes just about fell out our sockets. This guy was huge.
Then just about that time. One of my coworkers went running . He was yelling frantically! So we rushed over to where he was. We asked him why he was yelling? iIs Jeff! Its Jeff! Jeff is over here practicing. So as we snuck around the corner. We got a glimpse of Jeff practicing his routine in all his glory.
Well by this time we have had about enough Jeff. So we headed for the gate. Got back in our van. And are now headed for what we thought was going to be nice day at the beach. Little did we know that Juan Montoya was filming a commercial for his new sponsor for next year.
We asked the producer where Juan was? He told us if we turn around that we could see him walking back from the water.We managed to get a short interview with him. He was telling us that with his new sponsor came a new slogan. Breakfast of Champions. I hated to be the one to burst his bubble. But Nascar races are run after lunch. Hmmm no wonder he ..... Oh well I'll just leave it at that. Just then we heard a loud ####. We looked over our shoulders and couldnt believe what we had just seen. Just beyond the parking lot there was a nasty car accident. We rushed over to make sure everyone was okay. Well low and behold. We couldn't believe who was involved.
Standing there looking like he was innocent was none other then Loren Wallace. He told us that he was racing his go kart in the street when he had a flashback that he had just ran Mike Wallace into a wall. He said by the time he realized it was only a flashback. It was to late and ran a cop into a parked car. This kid is really headed down a road to destruction. Look out because you never know when he might come to a go kart track near you.
As the day would come to a close and night was almost upon us. We would be entertained by one of the GGW Race teams best guitar heroes on the planet. This member was not monkeying around when he said that he could play a mean rift.
Its been a long day in the life of the Nascarazzi. A lot of interesting stuff has happened throughout the day and night. I would like to thank those members of the GGW Race team for your help in covering these wacky stories. Because with out your help.
None of this could have ever been possible. So as we all ride off into the night. Whether by car.
Jokerswild....If anyone finds this funny, let me know. What a homophobic post, maybe it's time someone came out of the closet? It is sick and hurtful, and shows the mentality of someone who has issues. Can funny not be degrading? I think Jeff Gordon, and his fans have had enough of this. I wonder who it is that really likes to bend over????????
24-First off its okay for congress to pass a bill allowing same sex marriages over here in Cali. So how can this be sick and hurtful.Whats sick and hurtful is watching 2 women getting married on National T.V. This kind of stuff is going on in the world.Besides had it been anyone other then your beloved Jeff. Im sure you would have been all over it the same you were when someone poked fun at Kyle,Jr, or any other driver you were there to go along for the ride.
In case you didnt know or havent realized. At one time or another each and every driver gets picked on. And guess what? Its not going to stop anytime soon. That goes along with being famous. Every fan in the racing world knows that Jeff isn't ####. If you didnt like the post then you shouldnt have commented on it. Oh no not 24. You just had to bring your drama in here.
Im not going to get into a war of words with you in here over something that isnt true. If I offended your sexuality Im sorry. Because mine is very much intact.
Where is the war of words? You know how this works, you post....people either like it or not. As a proud conservative, why would you think I approve of same gender relationships?
I do not agree with the attack on Jeff Gordon, as it has run it's course with you old Sr. fans. You have beat this dead horse to death, bury the poor thing. I am glad to read your sexuality is in tact, now can we work on your humor?
frevr3fan,
Just for the record, I'm another who wonders why fans who have been joking about The Rainbow Warrior all these years haven't found anything newer and fresher to blast through their so-called humor. This seems to be a pattern with you - you post and then get ultra-defensive when anyone criticizes anything you write. I consider you a friend and enjoy much of what you write but lighten up on the dissenters please.
Out of consideration for those who felt this post was inconsiderate. I will be deleting this post as soon as I get home tonight. What I find funny is that its okay to bash on Kyle and the other drivers. But when it comes to Jeff.Don't talk about him.As far as the horse issue. He will always be alive until the end of time.Jeff hasn't even retired yet. There are still Sr haters out there as well as haters of other drivers.
Frevr3--you dont have to delete it just take out the Gordan stuff if thats the issue the rest is funny to Id hate to see you delete all of it--think about it....JW
3fan...While I've already seen those pics of Gordon, and didn't find them funny, I will agree with you that other drivers get bashed every day. Kyle Busch is called everything but a child of God on these pages everyday. Insead of getting my panties in a ####, I just consider the source. Jealousy most of the time.
To all the thin-skinned fans here, it should be a compliment when your driver gets ragged on. No one calls Reed Sorenson names. Because he's not a threat to their driver. They're not AFRAID that he will take wins away from their driver.
frever3fan; If i got 100 comments on a blog and 99 of them told me what an #### i was for posting it, i still would never delete it. Your thoughts and your ideas and what you think is funny can not be dictated to you by anyone other than you. LEAVE IT UP. Im gonna win this contest any way, now, if i can only post something that gets 100 comments so i can prove my point?
B@O--lol--I agree with you and your mega coment post is right around the corner it has to be something of real contraversy though those are the ones that get the most .
3fan, it is what it is. I'm really trying harder and harder to have thick skin because my drivers are Burton, Kenseth, and Mears. You can replace Jeff G. with one of those. I'll get over it. I'll call you dirty names, I'll wish bad things upon you, and I'll still love you. ACTUALLY, replace Jeff with Mr. B@O! That will get everyone laughing more. (B@O is the COOLEST guy around!) B@O will NEVER get 50 comments.LOL
3fan....Who is being thin skinned? The peafowl is a very tough bird, don't hate me because I am an opinionated, outspoken, and down right beautiful.(As peafowl go!) You knew you would get chewed on, leave it as is, if you felt strongly enough to write it...then why delete it?
Hanahan....it is granny panties, that poor grandma has never posted again!
3fan, 24x2 is one of the best bloggers on this site. She is awesome. Listen to her, please. I meant to add that I wish I was as rational and "as much a thinking person" as she is.
StevoinHTown....Do you not have the pictures of Ingrid, on your post? That is what I meant, you know the drop dead beautiful women Jeff is married too. I treated your post just the opposite of what men say they do with playboy......I looked at the pictures!
volfan69...You are much more rational than I will ever be, in my next life if I don't come back as a man, I hope to be only half as kind as you are. You show an understanding of what the human race was meant to give. Consideration, and compassion for everyone, and everything! That is priceless!
24*2-- no its not aimed at you arn't Peafowl an endangerd bird ?
I hear they taste like chicken and the feathers are cool in cowboy hats.
I just thought it was a cool pic and had to try and find a place to post it maybe she will use it as an avatar during football season she hasn't seen it yet.
And no that ain't that evil but this on the other hand.
Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 21st at 4:13 PM.
WOW just heard about the death in NHRA
NHRA's Scott Kalitta killed in crashUpdated: June 21, 2008, 6:15 PM EST - Scott Kalitta died Saturday when his Funny Car crashed and burst into flames during qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park.
State police confirmed that the 46-year-old Kalitta, a two-time Top Fuel champion who had 18 career victories, was killed in the crash.
May he Rest In Peace and my thoughs go out to his family and freinds
Last edited by JOKERSWILD on June 21st at 4:32 PM.
Jokerswild, thanks for posting that about Kalitta, I had not heard about him getting killed. I will have to tell my sister, she loves to go to the NHRA races close by.
24- I wasnt the one who said you were thin skinned. I was trying to be fair which is usually not my nature. I guess it must be the old age getting to me.
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