According to the Associated Press a Denver man wants the city to be prepared for space aliens and proposes a commission to deal with the matter. 54-year-old Jeff Peckman says an 18-member commission would form a strategy "...dealing with issues related to the presence of extraterrestrial beings on Earth." Surprisingly Peckman is still short of the 4,000 signatures needed to put the matter on next November's ballot.
LeBron James After bricking an 8 for 42 against the Celtics in their first two playoff games clearly he's been replaced by a clone from a galaxy far, far, away. Unable to get very good reception because of the whole change to digital broadcasting in 2009, his home planet, THX1138 only had reruns of a Kwame Brown highlight reel to base his basketball skills on. The LeBron clone slipped up after the Celtics loss when he said, "Being down 0-2, that's a tough hole to dig yourself out of. But if we want to win the series we've got to do it, even if we have to vaporize Garnett, Allen and Pierce."
The White Sox I don't know what solar system thinks men "stacking their bats" in front of a blow up doll isn't #### but it sure as hell isn't this one. And when you get right down to it there couldn't have been one single human in that locker room or he would have said as much in disgust.
Bill Belichick Come on. Who doesn't think he's an alien? The hoodie sweatshirt to hide the antennae sticking out of the back of his head? The robot stare? Spygate? Belichick was recently overheard talking to Roger Goodell when he said, "I knew I should have just caught the other team's coordinators in the tunnels and sucked their brains out with a straw." Richie Sexson Has also been absorbed by the alien collective. There's no way the human Richie Sexson would charge the mound after a pitch had been thrown at him yesterday. The human Sexson would already be on the DL this late in the season.
Dennis Rodman A gimme, confirmed by MIB and still thinks he can play basketball in the NBA. What would you expect from a guy who calls Solaxiant 9 home?
There are others who walk among us on the fields of green and hardwood floors of our hometowns. You might even know a few or suspect. This is the place and time to take a stand before all of sports is overrun and the only thing from earth is the bat or the ball.
That would be Children of the Sun or Earth...wherever... while I appreciate the humor and the sentiment as well as the effort such computer wizardry locks my Windows up and that's a bad thing...thanks...I appreciate it...
EQ,
For me the defining moment was Belichick using his laser death stare during the last Super Bowl on one of the sideline reporter bimbo's who disappeared in a crackle of lightning and the announcers acted like it was a Doritos commercial...
Dwindy,
That might be the only newspaper that ever told it like it really was...just the other day I was talking to alligator boy and he thinks the same thing...
Well youve obviously pizzed off some thing out at area 57 by exposing some of their friends from the world of sports. Look what theve done to your blog. you will know when you have realy hit a nerve when your feathers start to glow in the dark.
edhard'
Why if Kucinich has been visited by an alien wasn't he able to garner enough votes for the Democratic nomination as the Presidential nominee ? Inquiring minds need to know.
Scotty I seem to have a problem here .
rampant' aka tophatal ........
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edhard'
Rodman was spawned by an alien so we oughtn't to be surprised by that at all.
Ocho Cinco only wishes he were an alien 'cause he believes he gets no respect from Marvin Lewis and the rest of his Bengals' teammates.
And Shirley Maclaine in one of her previous incarnations may well have been an alien.
I hope the guy succeeds......there are aliens among us.........women are from Venus, men are from Mars. They came down and mated with the pink gorillas and gave us......us! Proof is in the pudding, later check my avatar, you will see the real me.
Ed, dude, your entire blog is MESSED UP (it is making me dizzy, even). I'm not sure that Richie is the only alien around here (let's see....Clay Bennett, David Stern, and maybe even a few more).
Ed....excellent. I think you need to add Chris Henry to the list. Seriously. His picture is worth a thousand words. Creepy eyes, yoda ears and gravitational forces pulling at his hair.
Yee Mum,
My theory is aliens abducted JW and replaced him with a clone who doesn't know he's a clone...the clone started adding music and scent to his comments and pics and while our computers can handle audio they still haven't perfected Olfactory 2.0 at Microsquish.
Spurcse
You may have hit on something we need only measure shoulders to discover who is an alien much more practical than my plan to dissect every living thing on earth...
vol,
No matter how many humans get replaced by clones as long as there are still two humans left on this planet we have a fighting chance, provided they aren't the same gender or we're pretty much over...
Lisa,
lol...well said...Just make sure you wear your foil hat at all times, if they clone you they'll make you type division 3A football blogs....or worse college soccer...
JW,
I responded to your email, the long and short of it whatever code you put in the one with the song and the multiple pic comment obliterated my ability to delete those two particular comments, however the music has stopped and those pics are gone so I haven't had anymore problems with it.
In the future if you stick with a single pic like the flying saucer, which is ok, we should be alright. I'm not against pics in comments but they can mess with a page loading depending on however the Fox system groks them.
As for sound I would ask everyone to fore go that particular attachment in comments because depending on your browser or operating system it can create unintended mayhem.
In any event I appreciate your effort regardless of the unforeseeable result in this case...thanks
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