So you think you got jokes? I don' t think so. LOL. Life is too serious and as you get older you hear lots less new jokes than you used to hear. So here's what we're going to do. With only a few weeks left before the Annual "Fox Sports Blog Dustie Awards" we gotta decide on who has the best jokes. Enter as often as you like but only one joke per entry. If you add more than one joke at a time those jokes will not be considered for a Dustie Award nor will they be included in the "Dustie Award Winning joke book" that will follow.
Let's kick it off with an old musty joke from my child hood.
Little Johnny was sitting in his first day at school when the teacher was explaining the alphabet. Now she said, what word begins with the letter A.
Johnny's hand shot up and she called on him......."####" was his response.
After the class has been calmed down and everyone who had fallen off their seat laughing was back at their desk properly, she proceeded to ask what word began with the Letter B.
Not a soul raised their hand......except for Johnny. She decided to take a chance but admonished him in advance not to say a dirty word....and he responded....####.
Order was once again restored in due time, tissues passed out for those giggling so hard they were crying and the teacher proceeded through the alphabet and every single letter she asked for a word no one raised their had......except forJohnny....who she ignored and gave her own example word.
She came to the letter R and again only Johnny's hand was in the air. She thought carefully and came to the quick conclusion that she couldn't think of a single curse word that began with the letter R so she broke down and called him but stated "I do not want to hear a word with the letter R that is a curse word Johnny do you understand me".
He assured her that he was a team player and had received the message loud and clear.
The teacher said "fine Johnny what word begins with the letter R?" And he replied.
Now I know that was pretty bad. LOLOLOLOL I loved that joke. But I set the bar low on purpose. I can't win my own awards so why try that hard right?= LOLOLOL I love that joke.
There are few things in life that I would rather do than watch the NBA....welll Ok I'd rather have a night with Shakira and Beyonce but other than that.....well ya know a night with Angelina Joli and Jessica Alba wouldn't be something you'd have to beg me to do either.....I might be convinced for a night with Halle Berry and Britney come to think of it but outside of that the NBA is my.........I don't see how I could turn down Jewel and Mariah Carey, that'd be insane....whe re was I?..........C harlize Theron and JLo sure wouldn't have to ask me twice I can tell you that much right now...but when it comes to the NBA I'm almost impossible to get away from the game....altho ugh.....Jessi ca Simpson and Selma Hayek would be something wouldn't it?
