GOTHAM CITY: STATELY MANSION OF MULTI-MILLIONAIRE BRUCE WAYNE"
"I'm sorry Master Wayne I simply cannot do it. Even young master #### was searching for a more appropriate look when the Zorro mask he was trying out slipped and he was momentairly blinded and impaled himself on his sword....or perhaps he was just unable to bring himself to being seen in public in yellow tights any longer. The day of the Village People is over Master Wayne. I'm not wearing yellow tights sir. I'm 97 years old"
"I'm afraid you must Alfred. Gotham City is depending on Batman and Robin. I'm Batman, I can't be Robin at the same time. I can't let Carmen be Robin because she's already Battygirl. It must be you Alfred. No one will notice."
"Sir my hair is white. I'm an African American. I don't spend my free time in bath houses. I am not wearing Master ####'s Robin costume and yellow tights. Furthermore.................
LOOK ALFRED!!!!!!!!! IT'S THE BAT SIGNAL....TO THE BAT POLES...THIS WILL WARM YOU RIGHT UP IN THAT PLACE WHERE VIAGRA DOES BUT IT DOES IT A LOT FASTER TRUST ME....................
There are few things in life that I would rather do than watch the NBA....welll Ok I'd rather have a night with Shakira and Beyonce but other than that.....well ya know a night with Angelina Joli and Jessica Alba wouldn't be something you'd have to beg me to do either.....I might be convinced for a night with Halle Berry and Britney come to think of it but outside of that the NBA is my.........I don't see how I could turn down Jewel and Mariah Carey, that'd be insane....whe re was I?..........C harlize Theron and JLo sure wouldn't have to ask me twice I can tell you that much right now...but when it comes to the NBA I'm almost impossible to get away from the game....altho ugh.....Jessi ca Simpson and Selma Hayek would be something wouldn't it?
