If any of you guys remembered a few months ago I did a wrestling post with our bloggers. I'm really bored so I've decided to revive it and I'll be the comish for both Bam and Beatdown. Note: This is all scripted by me, so don't be mad if you lose or win a match. Anyways let's go down to Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler. JR-

 

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JR- Thank you detroit and here right now coming out is our WWE champion UltraMega. You may remember how Ultra won that 6-man Hell in a Cell because he pinned FlyingPig.

Lawler- Yeah that was one memorable match, and let's hear what the champ has to say.

Mega- As you all may remember, a few month's ago, I won this WWE chapionship. I pinned FlyingPig and I am your champ. I do believe that you people should bow down to your champ. (Crowd Boos) Is that anyway to treat your champion, you all know I won that championship fair and square and I will keep this title forever. (Boos) I have no Number 1 contender so apparently I will keep this title forever.

Me- That's where you are wrong Ultra. After tonight you Will have a Number 1 contender who you will face at BlogBash in 2 weeks. So you better be studying tape on all the wrestlers tonight.

Mega- Bring it on!

JR- This should be a memorable night tonight as we will see who will be Number 1 contender for UltraMega's championship.

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JR-Welcome back to Monday night BAM. If you weren't watching earlier UltraMega said that he is going to be the champion forever but then the commish came out and said that he was going to name a number 1 contender after tonight. And here's our first match of the night..

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 320 lb and is 6ft 3in tall is Miracle (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 190lb and is 5 ft 9in tall is KenrickThomas (Crowd Boos).

Lawler- This is not going to look good for KenrickThomas because Miracle is almost double his size and is a lot more experienced.

(Bell rings)

JR- And Miracle starts out early with 3 right hands, he tries for another but is blocked and reversed by Thomas.

Lawler- Nice job by thomas by reversing miracle.

JR- And here comes miracle with a nice suplex on Kenrick and throws him at the turnbuckle.

Lawler- Oohh, you could hear the impact of thomas' back hitting the turnbuckle.

JR- Miracle's setting up thomas on top of the turnbuckle. Oh, miracle gives him a suplex of the top of the turnbuckle.

Lawler- He's setting up for the five-star frog splash. Duck kenrick! Duck! (kenrick ducks down). That's what I call call quick thinking.

JR- That may have just bought kenrick some time. Miracle is getting up and tosses him off the ropes and is setting up for the spinebuster. And a kick to the skull of miracle.

Lawler- Nice reverse by kenrick. He's going for the backcracker.

JR- Kenrick has landed in the backcracker and he's going for the cover.

Ref- 1,2,3.

JR- A major upset, the young and upcoming kenrickthomas has just surprised miracle and has pinned him. Now what is this cocky superstar doing.

KT- There you go everyone. I surprised you all and you should be happy that someone good has won. (Crowd boos) O shut up you guys don't know anything. Anyways, Miracle, just to prove how talented I am I challenge you to another match Saturday at Saturday Night Blog Event. Do you accept?

Miracle- Yes.

JR- O boy king we may have ourselves a rivalry starting here.

Lawler- This could be a very good rivalry with a young, cocky superstar against an experienced veteran.

JR- When we come back it will be The_Dan against half of tag team socal, socalsportsfan.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night Bam, I'm JR with my co-host Jerry "the King" Lawler. Jerry, before we went to commercial break, kenrickthomas surprised us when he pinned miracle to get the upsetting win. What do you think about this young superstar.

Lawler- I think this kid has to put his money where his mouth is, sure, he won a match, but let's see if he can do it again.

JR- Now here we have a pretty good match here with a possible contender for UltraMega's Championship against a very skilled tag team player.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 275 lb and is 6ft 5in tall is The_Dan (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 230 lb and is 6 ft tall is Socalsportsfan (Crowd Cheers).

Lawler- This is a pretty even match and I would have to go with socal.

(Bell rings)

JR- socal starts off with some kicks to the thighs of Dan and Dan blocks it. Dan going for a belly to belly suplex and connects. Dan is kicking socal on the ground and has to be broken up by the ref before he gets DQ'ed.

Lawler- Dan is dominating right now and socal gets a punch in but dan comes right back with a neckbreaker.

JR- Dan is throwing socal at the ropes and.. (huge crack) That is one high impact closeline and socal is down hard. He's going for the cover..

1,2,

JR- socal breaks out with a 2 count. Oh boy Dan's going on top of the ropes for a diving elbow. (Loud Boom) And Dan connects. He goes for the cover...

1,2,

JR- Socal got his shoulder up. Dan looks frustrated.

Lawler- I'm not surprised, he's had the advantage the whole time but socal hasn't gone away.

JR- Here comes Dan setting up for the Canadian-Bomb. (Another loud boom) Dan connects, for the cover..

1,2,3!

JR- Dan has finally won the match. What the hell, what the hell is Norcalfella doing out here.

Lawler- Looks like he is taunting Dan, now what is socal doing?

JR- Looks like socal is getting a steel chair. Don't do it Dan. (Loud ####) Socal HAS JUST GIVEN DAN A CHAIRSHOT!

Lawler- Someone get socal outta here. What are Norcal and Socal doing to Dan a double-chokeslam. (Loud ####) Dan has to be seriously injured.

JR- Socal and Norcal finally have been shown the door by the refs. God damnit why did they need to do that. Now here comes the paramedics to take Dan out on a stretcher.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night BAM where before the commercial break Dan had to be taken out on a stretcher because of the injuries sustained by Socal and Norcal.

Lawler- It wasn't a pretty scene and let's hope that Dan is alright.

JR- Back to the ring we have our third match of the night.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the Intercontinental Championship and is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 240 lb and is 6ft 1in tall is slshusker (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 220 lb and is 5ft 8in tall is MercuryRising (Crowd Cheers).

JR- This could be a huge match for one of these superstars because if you win the Intercontinental Championship you are usually bound for greatness. Some notables include FlyingPig, ShooterB, UltraMega, Rivjo, and recently Nostradomas.

Lawler- You are right JR and hopefully this match ends with a clean ending.

(Bell rings)

JR- Husker starks of early with a punch but is blocked by Mercury. Here comes Mercury and he's starting off with a few punches and the southpaw is looking pretty impressive.

Lawler- Here he comes with the suplex but husker reverses. husker gives mercury a scoop slam.

JR- Here comes husker with the sleeper-hold and, a rake of the eyes by mercury and here he comes with the DDT..

(Crowd Cheers)

Lawler- Mercury is going on the top rope and what is he doing.

JR- And mercury has landed the dropkick off the top ropes on husker and here's the cover..

1,2

JR- He's broken up of the pin and mercury is waiting for husker to get up so he can spear him.

Lawler- SPEAR! Mercury connects with the spear. Here's the cover..

1,2,3!

JR- There you go, MercuryRising is your new Intercontinental Champion!

Ring announcer- Winner and new Intercontinental Champion.. MercuryRising.

Lawler- And Mercury is going to shake huskers hand and husker accepts.

JR- Finally some good sportsmanship tonight.

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JR- Welcome to our main event of the night, let's go down to the ring announcer.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 350 lb and is 6ft 7in tall is FlyingPig (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 260 lb and is 6 ft 2in tall is Rivjo (Crowd boos).

JR- This should be one exciting main event.

(Bell rings)

JR- Here comes rivjo with a quick closeline and FlyingPig quickly gets back up. Here comes rivjo with a suplex but is reversed by Flying Pig.

Lawler- Pig throws rivjo at the ropes and.. (Boom) a big boot from the Pig.

JR- Pig is getting him back up and again throws him at the ropes and.. a sidewalk slam. Here comes the cover..

1,2

Lawler- Rivjo breaks out. Rivjo comes with a uppercut to the jaw and nice dropkick by Rivjo.

JR- Rivjo now has the momentum and he's taking out the top padding of the turnbuckle. He's looking like he going to Irish-whip him into the exposed turnbuckle and.. Pig reversed him into his own trap.

Lawler- I know how that feels and it doesn't feel good. Uh oh, here comes the Chokeslam from Pig and.. SLAMMED!

JR- Here he goes for the cover..

1,2,

JR- Rivjo broke out with a 2 1/2 count.

Lawler- Mega better be watching because one of these two could be his contender.

JR- Rivjo has bought himself some time by giving Pig another dropkick. Pig gets up fast though and throws rivjo at the turnbuckle. Here comes pig with a bulldog and lands it.

Lawler- He's setting up for the sharpshooter... he's got it locked in.

JR- Will rivjo be able to get to the ropes in time.. he does and Pig is forced to give up on the sharpshooter.

Lawler- It doesn't look good for rivjo.. Pig's signaling for the chokeslam.

JR- Rivjo's in trouble.. here comes Pig on the chokeslam. (Loud ####) Here's the cover..

1,2,3!

Lawler- FlyingPig has pinned rivjo and you may be looking at your number 1 contender.

JR- We will find out who ultramega's number 1 contender is after this commercial break.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night Bam where right now our commish, Detroitsports, is in the middle of the ring and is ready to announce UltraMega's number 1 contender for his WWE Championship.

Detroitsports- Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to name your number 1 contender. Ladies and gentlemen, the number 1 contender for UltraMega's number 1 contender for his WWE Championship is.. FLYINGPIG!

JR- That's what we were hoping for.

Lawler- Here comes Pig.

FlyingPig- Thank you detroit. I am very happy to accept this honor and as for you Ultra, your title is MINE!

JR- Oh Boy! Here comes the Champ. Mega is here.

UltraMega- FlyingPig you don't stand a chance against me in two weeks at BlogBash.

FlyingPig- I don't think I would be as cocky as you are my friend. You are just a #### waiting to be beaten.

UltraMega- You don't get to talk to me like that...

JR- Holy ####! Mega has given Pig a uppercut to the skull.

Lawler- It looks like Pig shook it right off and has given Mega a kick to the gut and a DDT.

JR- Here comes the referees to break this out. This should be an exciting match at BlogBash.

Pig- That title will be mine, you ####!

I was watching some wrestling clips and I can't stop watching and laughing and getting excited about it. My favorite by far is Bobby Lashley and I think McMahon is the biggest ####-#### since T.O and it's funny how Lashley will just take it from McMahon and then beat the #### out McMahon. Since I have gotten that out of the way I have an idea, I am going to start a wrestling league and there is two leagues, BAM (like RAW), PEL (like ECW) and Beatdown (like Smackdown) since I am the "Commish" I'm selecting 3 guys to draft other bloggers and those 3 bloggers are...... 1steelerfan1, fuzzboss, and 14Falcons. steeler manages BAM, 14Falcons manages Beatdown, fuzz gets PEL. We will have a live draft, and determined by rock paper scissors fuzz will be on the clock first, then falcons, then steeler, then backwards. Also, each guy will follow their brands championships so steelers gets the womens, WWE, Tag Team and Intercontinentional (sorry, I don't make the rules) falcons gets the US, Heavyweight, Cruiserweight, Tag team and fuzz gets the ECW, and he can have 3 more of any choice cause the regular ECW only has one. O, 1 more thing, steeler gets Ultra, falcons gets demon and josh q. & ricko as tag teams. Fuzz will get 1 free one as here is the ECW championship. Let's send it down to JR.

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R: Thanks commish and welcome to the ECW world championship. Today we have two talented wrestlers, The_Dan and ReverendRhythm. JL who do you think has the upper hand.

JL: I believe Dan will win just because he always has his toque handy.

JR: Yes he does and here comes the first contestant, playing to the tune of "This is why I'm Hot", The_Dan.

(crowd chants.. DAN! DAN! DAN!)

JL: He really wants fuzz to manage him, you can tell it in his eyes.

JR: Now here comes the challenger, playing to the tune of "King Kong" it's, ReverendRhythm.

(crowd cheers wildly)

JR: Here we go!

(bell rings)

JR: Dan is coming out early with some punches, left, right, right, Rev stops his right hand and comes with one himself.

JL: Nice play by Rev and now he's going to try and clothesline him and... OH MY GOD!

JR: Dan has just knocked Rev over.

JL: Here comes the Sweet Chin Music.

1,2,3..

JR: Holy ####! Rev is out cold and here comes the pin..

1,2,3!

JL: That didn't take long, you could tell he wanted to be managed by fuzz, and he showed it.

JR: Fuzz may have gotten a big tool for that. He is lucky. Let's send it back up to the commish.

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So
let's get it on with fuzz getting the first pick and the rosters will be held right here. PS- There is not a limit of picks either.

PEL (Fuzz)

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The_Dan
miracle

BAM (steeler)

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Beatdown (falcons)
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demonicume
josh q. public & ricko

steelers, you're on the clock.

With Judgement Day coming up I decided that I will give my wrestling take on it, with bloggers. So virtually, I'm using you guys as a toy. OK. If anyone on here does watch wrestling, they know that a Hell in a Cell match will be historic, just because there have only been 13 ever Hell in a Cell matches in WWE history and every one has featured either Triple H or The Undertaker. It's these following participants (see below) in a 1on1on1on1on1on1 match. The rules are simple, first one to pin another blogger or force them to tap out on submission will be champion. So let's send it down to the best wrestling commentators ever... Jim Ross and Josh Layfield or simply JR and JL. Guys-

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WWE Championship

JR: Well Josh today we have a historic matchup as it usually is, the dreaded Hell in a Cell match. What do you expect to happen?

JL: Well all 6 of these guys are talented wrestlers, but I don't know who I'd take. Should be a great one though.

JR: And here is our first enerant and remember JL, this is a No-DQ, WWE Title Match. So in other words, anything goes and whoever wins is WWE's first blogger champion. Now coming with the tune from "Hells Bells" is the one, the only...

JL: SHOOTA!

(Crowd cheers wildly)

JR: There's his signature celebration, just like Randy Orton, looking like he already won.

JL: Here comes our next participant and coming with the tune from "Woman" its... Dudski!

(Crowd cheers mildly)

JL: He looks focused right now, and he's ready to kill someone.

JR: Our third participant is coming with the tune "Pain" is FlyingPig.

(Crowd cheers)

JL: Man, tell him to put a shirt on.

JR: I agree. And here's our 4th participant with the tune of "It's not a Scene, It's An Arms Race" is Miracle.

(Crowd sorta-cheering)

JR: He's excited to be in his first ever match, and it shows.

JL: Obviously, and here comes our 5th competitor with the tune of "Go Getta" it's Rivjo.

(Crowd Cheers excitedly)

JR: He is the fan favorite tonight, and he is what the fans are paying to see.

JL: He is the future, but let's see what he can do tonight. Now our final competior goes with the tune of "667" it's UltraMegaOK1988.

(Crowd booing)

JL: That cocky little ####! Why does he have the belt in his hand.

JR: I don't know, but let's see if he gets beat. the cage is now being lowered and FlyingPig has decided to bring out the steel chair to use as a weapon. What the Hell! He's going to..

(Chair hits body)

JL: O my god he decided to take a cheap shot against Ultra before the bell rang.

JR: You could tell that's from the bad relationship the two have between each other.

(Bell Rings)

JR: Now there you go and right away FP has gone after Ultra. What's Miracle doing with the steel chair..O he hit a distracted Shooter. Shooters out cold and Miracle is going for the early pin..

Crowd Cheering- 1,2

JR: Broken up by Rivjo with the kick. Now Rivjo's going at it with miracle, left, right, left...

JL: And Dudski has given both Rivjo and Miracle the low blow and now he's going after Shooter and In the face, chest, trips him and is now on top of the rope, what's he going to do?

JR: O no, I don't like the looks of this. I believe he's going to yes! The leap of faith right on Dudski's back. But now here comes Rivjo and--

(chair breaks)

JL: What the Hell? How did he break the chair?

JR: Too hard of a swing and now he's going for the pin..

crowd- 1,2--

JR: FP let's off Ultra for a second to break the pinfall by Rivjo.

JL: Here comes Ultra with the spear on Pig... and Pig dives out of the way and Ultra has broken the cage! And he is down now...

JR: Dudski doesn't care and he's giving Ultra the ankle lock and Ultra is begging for mercy.

JL: Back inside the ring the Pig is in trouble because Shooter, Rivjo, and Miracle all are taking free punches.

JR: Well Dudski has thrown Ultra into the ring to pin him.

crowd-1,2,

JL: The count got to 2 1/2 before Shooter broke it up.

JR: Ultra has taken a beating so far and can't even stand up. Now here comes the Pig with the... OW. ULTRA HAS SQUIRMED OUT OF THE WAY AND PIG CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE POLE. Ultra has now locked into the submission, is Pig going to tap out.. No Miracle knocked Ultra out of it.

JL: Smart play by miracle. Here it comes. Yes, the chokeslam is coming for not just Ultra, but for Pig also. Miracle has them in his grip.. what the hell is he doing?

JR: O my god, he just threw Pig and Ultra at Shooter and Rivjo unexpectedly. Now he's dragging Pig out to the middle of the ring to pin him..

crowd-1,2,

JR: Pig broke out of it and now Ultra has decided to climb up the cage. Here comes Rivjo after him. Ultra is ready and punches him, now a kick to the face and the Cage has broken the middle of the cage and throws Rivjo down in there and has jumped in.

JL: Someone better figure out that Rivjo won't move so they'll have to break the pin...

crowd- 1,2,

JR: Shooter breaks the pin but Ultra gets him in the bad back. Here it comes. The Sweet Chin Music. Dudski gets to Ultra before he can do that with a punch in the gut and Dudski jumps on it to start the pin...

crowd- 1,2,

JL: Ultra broke out! FlyingPig is coming with a steel chair and..

JR: BAM! He smacked Ultra silly. Ultra is back up and he kicks the wrong guy. O my god he kicked Rivjo instead of FlyingPig.

JL: Maybe that was his plan because here it comes, the Sweet Chin Music! Pig is down! Shooter, Miracle, and Dudski are fighting outside the ring and Ultra looks like he's going to finish it on Pig.

crowd- 1,2,3!

JR: He did it, he pinned Pig. That cocky #### is the first ever WWE Bloggers Champion!

JL: I don't think this will be the last of these 2. But for right now this is Ultra's title to celebrate.

JR: Shooter, Dudski, Miracle, and Rivjo look out in disgust as they go back to the lockerroom.

JL: Where's Pig?

JR: Uh-oh, Pig's going to do it.

JL: Don't do it pig. Don't--

JR: The steel chair to Ultra. Just like at the beginning of the match. Ultra's in pain but Pig's not stopping, now he's giving him the left and right elbow continously. The ref's have to throw him off but not before he get's his licks in.

JL: He could get a talkin to by the commish. But face it, Ultra is the CHAMP. We'll give you the Tag Team Championship soon. That's it for now.

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World Tag Team Championship

JR: I don't know if anything will matchup with the last match but anyway here are the Nu Generation (ricko and josh q. public) against the socal's (socalsportsfan and MeanDovine).

JL: This should be a good one.

JR: Who do ya got?

JL: I have the Nu Generation just because josh is fast and ricko is powerful.

JR: Here comes the Nu Generation playing to the tune of "Woman".

JL: The best I've seen ever.

JR: There go the fireworks. Now here come the Socal's playing to the tune of "It's Not Over".

JL: Let's get this started.

JR: Before we go anywhere let's go over the rules, 1) You can be DQ'ed and 2) No low blows, or an automatic DQ.

(Bell Rings)

JR: Ricko is going to start out for Nu Generation while MeanDovine is going to start for Socal.

JL: Ricko striking early, with simultaneous right hand punches and even though it's early ricko is going for the Tombstone Piledriver..

JR: That's got to hurt. Ricko has tagged in josh and here comes josh with his special...

crowd- 1,2,3

JR: Holy ####, that Sweet Chin Music has sent MD into Japan and ricko get's tagged... what's he doing on top of the rope?

JL: He's going to do it.. the Shooting Star elbow drop!

JR: Will this be it..

1,2,

JR: Socal has interfered with it so the ref couldn't get the final count.

JL: Looks like ricko is going to finish that up. Socal is down on the mat outside the ring.

JR: Once again josh goes for the pin...

1,2,3!

JL: We have it, our Tag Team World Champions... Nu Generation!

JR: This wasn't much of a match, congrats to Ricko and Josh. All MeanDovine can do is sit and watch these guys celebrate.

JL: It has to be killing them right now.

JR: Once again congrats to these 2 for winning.

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WWE US Championship

JR: Here looks to be a good one between demonicume and 1steelersfan1.

JL: Both have a very huge upside but I'll take demon since he usually wins with cheap shots or the other one gets DQ'ed.

JR: Here comes our first blogger playing to the tune of "This is why I'm Hot" Demonicume.

(crowd cheering wildly)

JL: You can already tell that this is his, but will he get it?

JR: I don't know but here comes our other competitor playing to the tune of "#### Woman"?

(crowd looking confused) 

JR: What the hell? It's 1steelerfan1 but I don't know why he wanted that song.

JL: Who cares as long as he wins. 

(bell rings)

JR: Remember, this is a DQ match, so don't be messing around with the refs and no chairs demon.

JL: Let's get it on!

JR: Both players lock into the shoulders of the other player, and demon gives the first punch, and another, and stopped by steeler. Steeler with the left, right.

JL: He's going to try to go off the ropes for a chokeslam and...

(crowd cheers) 

JR: Demon closlined steeler instead of the other way around.

JL: Now he's coming with the STFU. He's telling him that you can't see me. Here it goes...

JR: I don't know if he's going to tap or if he can get to the ring quick enough.

JL: O my god...HE TAPPED!

(bell rings) 

JR: YES HE DID! STEELER HAS SUBMITTED TO THE STFU AND DEMON IS THE CHAMP.

JL: What a fight, first steeler had the momentum, but after demons closline it was over.

JR: There he goes celebrating and steeler can't move. Someone go get the paramedics!

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This was all scripted. I will edit this and put the tag team championship in quickly. Thanks for reading.

As everyone that is anyone knows that the NFL Draft was today and yesterday and there were many surprises these past few days and here are just a few to recap-

The Miami Dolphins passed on Brady Quinn to take Ted Ginn. Miami must really hope Trent Green comes and plays a few years because if they wanted a QB for the future they should've taken Quinn. Besides, Ginn is going to be an overrated WR who'll be out by 2012. What were you thinking Cam Cameron?

• Randy Moss traded to the Patriots for only a 4th round pick. I think this is a very good move because Randy wasn't happy in Oak and you could tell. Tom Brady finally has a weapon that could really scare some secondaries. For the Raiders, you needed this guy out because he was a poison to the team.
• My Lions take another WR in 4 years. But for once I do believe Millen got it right and then he addressed another need in the next round by selecting MSU QB Drew Stanton. I like that pick for 2 reasons 1) He went to MSU and 2) He is a mobile QB. For once Millen has had a decent draft. Way to go Matt.

So there's my take on the draft so far, I will have grades later.

Cardinals P Josh Hancock was killed in a car crash last night and the Cardinals and Cubs have decided to cancel tonights game which was supposed to be on ESPN. Classy move Stl. and Chicago by not playing today. These same 2 teams met up about 5 years ago when Darryl Kile died and decided to cancel the game. Great move you guys.

The Pistons swept the Magic after defeating them yesterday 97-93 and will face the Bulls in the 2nd round. This should be an interesting matchup because Ben Wallace will be meeting his former team for the first time in the playoffs. Just so I get this out early, I have the Pistons in 6.

I have a contest that you guys might want to join. You know how MLB has the "Beat the Streak" game where you have to pick guys who get at least 1 hit for 57 straight games to beat Joe DiMaggio's streak and get money. Well I have a similar one to that only you need to break the record of consecutive HR's and here's how you do it- Before the start of the first game, you tell me who you think will get a HR that day and if they do you get 1 point, if you get it wrong you have to reset. I know it sounds tough, but are you up for a challenge? PS- You need 8 points to win the contest and anyone can enter if you give me a ring in the comments section.

There are many people I despise in this world and many of them are sports icons. For every Marvin Harrison there are twice as many T.O's in the sports world. Some of them grind my gears so bad I have nothing left to do but... taser them. Yes it's something no one else has done before, until now. I got 5 people on a list who either deserve to get tasered or don't deserve it, but trust me, most of them will be tasered.

Note: If you are to much of a pansy to read the rest of this post, go back now because sparks will fly. (literally)

Now let's go on to our first recipients.

Shaquille O'Neal- After game 1 in the first round against the Chicago Bulls, Shaq critized ref Eddie Rush by saying, "My intention was to come out and be myself, until (referee) Eddie Rush derailed me." While it may not be the worst thing a person has said, he doesn't need to run his mouth when he played a bad game. Shaq, feel the jolt of the TASER!

Barry Bonds- He said that he would be ecstatic if A-rod broke his single-season HR record of 73 in 2001. Bonds said, "I'm so happy for him. It's great. It's phenomenal to watch. I hope you guys enjoy it, too, because it is just phenomenal. I hope he hits 100, I really do." Barry, I know you want the media to leave you alone, but don't make outrageous statements like that. For your stupidity, you deserve the TASER!

Former scout Russ Lande- Lande, a former scout of the Cleveland Browns, said that Chris Leak was, "He's not an NFL quarterback and not athletic enough to play another position. He's a waste of a draft pick." O.K, first of all that may be true, but how about his ability to win championship games. No. 2, does anyone remember Drew Brees? He was thought to be too small and look how he's turned out. Lande, your gonna get TASER'd!

Gary Thorne- Gary has stated that Doug Mirabeli told him that Curt Schillings sock was "fake" and not "real" blood but just a paint stain. Mirabeli has said that this is a lie and that Thorne is a #### liar. I agree. 1 more thing Mr. Thorne, don't spread rumors that aren't true ya ####. I'm giving it right now... TASER!

Michael Vick- For a guy who already had a tough off-season this is getting out of hand. This time it's about animals. Police said that they have found about 66 pit bulls "dog fighting" in a property that Vick owns. Vick blames it on his family saying, "I'm never at the house, I don't know what's going on there. I didn't know about this." Right now I'll let him off the hook, but if it goes opposite of what he says, he'll get TASER X 2. You're lucky right now Vick.

That's all I have today, see you later.

O my god, hide the children. It's Friday the 13th. I know it's terrible, if you have paraskavedekatriaphobia you need to lock yourself in the closet and not to come out until it is 13 min past the hour the next day. OK, I'm only kidding, I'm not like one of those pshycos that are afraid of a number. But, apparently, sports players do. I have done some researching and have found a very minimal amount of players who have or are still wearing the number 13. These guys are-

Wilt Chamberlain

Dan Marino

Don Maynard

Alex Rodriguez

Steve Nash

Ralph Branca

I know. Very little. I guess athletes are all about supersitions. And I guess these guys deserve a little "about-me" time. So let's start out with our luckiest of the bunch, Mr. Wilt Chamberlain.

Wilt, considered by many to be the greatest center of all-time, was arguably the most dominant player of his time. He was the only basketball player in the history of the game to score 100 points in a game. He has 4 of the top 5 scoring averages in one year. He has scored the most points in NBA history and, according to him, had sex with more than 20,000 women. So in my books he is definetly a "scorer."

Now the second person on here is considered to be one of the best "stat" QB's of all-time. This is Dan Marino. Dan was drafted in the late first round by the Miami Dolphins. He was drafted late because of a poor senior season and injury problems at Pitt, but nontheless he had a brilliant career there. Anyway, the Dolphins didn't make a mistake in drafting him. The only thing missing from Dan's trophy case is a Super Bowl. In 1984, his best season both statistically and team outcome-wise, the Dolphins gave Marino his only chance at a ring when they made it to SB XIX against another HOF QB (Joe Montana) and Montana's 49ers soundly beat the Dolphins 38-16.

On the 3rd of my 6 people, this player also played football, this man was Don Maynard. Unlike Marino, Maynard played WR. He was the first player ever signed by the then AFL New York Giants. Maynard, although received heavy criticism by the NY media, produced good numbers for most of his career. He and fellow HOF WR Art Powell were the first pair of WR's to get 1,000 yd on only receptions. He was introduced in the HOF in 1987.

The fourth victim on my list is simply known as A-Rod. A-Rod came into the league with a big #### in his first full year hitting .358 with 36 HR's and 123 RBI's. In 1998 he had an even better season joining the 40-40 club. In 1999 he hit 42 HR's in only 130+ games because of injury. In 2000, he had a great final year with Seattle, but the Mariners lost the ALCS to the Yankees and Rodriguez was a Free Agent. He was signed by the Texas Rangers and he had a phenominal 3 year career there, hitting 156 HR's and winning his first MVP there. But with the teams struggles he was traded to the NY Yankees. Since his time in New York he has won another MVP award, and been booed many times by many Yankee fans, but with the start he is having, the boos should stop soon.

The only other player on the list that is still active is Steve Nash. Nash was drafted by the Phoenix Suns but was traded by them 2 years later on draft day to the Dallas Mavericks where he got his start. In 02-03 he and the Mavericks had great years. The Mavericks made it to the conference finals and Nash averaged 17 points 7 assists and made the All-Star team for the second straight year. Following a bad year in 03-04 though, the Mav's let Nash walk. The Phoenix Suns happily signed him and Nash won back-to-back MVP awards and is trying to make the same case again this year.

The last player on my list is probably the unluckiest one of the bunch and that is Ralph Branca. Branca played with the Brooklyn Dodgers, Detroit Tigers, and NY Yankees. He played most of his career in a Dodger uniform and it was when he was in that uniform is when his unlucky situation happened. Everyone knows about the "Shot heard 'round the World" and Branca was the pitcher that gave Thompson his HR pitch. After the HR Branca didn't have much more sucess as a player. He retired in 1954.

So for you paraskavedekatriaphobias who came out to read this post, go lock yourself back in the closet.

Just wandering around the blogs today and I see that Marty Schottenheimer was fired. Why? I know he didn't have a great relationship with A.J Smith, but c'mon, if 14-2 isn't saying enough, then I don't know what is.

I have now gotten into NASCAR, and my guy is #29 Kevin Harvick. I don't know much about Nascar, but I do know one thing, Jeff Gordon is an (expletive). I am rooting for Kevin because he deserves some respect, and I especially hate the "big dogs."

A.I is going to miss the all-star game. Wow. Big surprise. A star athelete misses the all-star game, big whoop. I know, he's injured but nobody wants to play in any of these all-star games, so why have them? The NFL one was the same way, the 7 Bears players selected decided not to go to Hawaii. Whop-de-do, no one watches these except maybe the MLB one.

Anyone want to make the case that Steve Nash shouldn't be MVP? Here are the results of the games since Nash has been injured: Por-W, 109-102 in OT; Atl-L, 120-111; Chi-L 116-103. That's sad, losing to Atl and beating Por in OT? Shows you how important he is to his team.

So far, I got two of my CBB picks of the week right. Woo-hoo. Thanks Texas and Georgetown for winning. Even though they weren't apart of my picks, I'm taking Sparty over Michigan tonight. (9PM ESPN)

I haven't been catching up with this lately because I've had a strep throat, but I'm fine now, and I'm going to finish my list. (note: For 9-2 I'm not giving a description on them.)

9. Curtis Enis NFL player

8. Ki-Jana Carter NFL player

7. Todd Marinovich NFL player

6. Tony Mandarich NFL player

5. Akilli Smith NFL player

4. Brian Bosworth NFL player

3. Tim Couch NFL player

2. Sam Bowie NBA player

1. Ryan Leaf NFL player

Ryan and Peyton Manning new they were going to be either pick No. 1 or 2. in the 1998 NFL draft, Ryan was taken 2nd by the Chargers. They gave him a huge salary and signing bonus, but he never panned out. In his rookie year in San Diego, he did many things, on and off the field. On the field he had 2 TD's 15 INT's, off the field he was like a celebrity. He is notable for his one speech,"You don't talk to me alright. Nock it off." He also got talking with some fans in training camp, and had to be restrained. Leaf was realeased in 2000. He retired in 2002.

The final list-

No 25. Darryl Strawberry
No 24. Michelle Wie and her attempts at Men Events
No 23. Charles Rogers
No 22. Michael Olowokandi
No 21. Dwight Gooden
No 20. Tonya Harding
No 19. Anna Kournikova
No 18. Kerry Wood
No 17. Andre Ware
No 16. Cade McNown
No 15. Maurice Clarett
No 14. Mark Prior
No 13. Bryant Reeves
No 12. Drew Henson
No 11. Shawn Bradley
No 10. Nikoloz Tskitishvili
No 9. Curtis Enis
No 8. Ki-Jana Carter
No 7. Tony Marinovich
No 6. Todd Mandarich
No 5. Brian Bosworth
No 4. Akilli Smith
No 3. Tim Couch
No 2. Sam Bowie
No 1. Ryan Leaf

Thanks for taking your time to read.

Since we don't know when the NGS 3 is coming, I want to know if you guys want to do another NGS Tournament. I will finish the tournament this time, I promise. Anyone can enter. Just post a comment below if you want to enter it.

I'm still a little mad that Michigan State fell just short of OSU. They were down 20 and almost pulled it off, but lost by 2. I have to say something before I get on with my list I have to say something: Ohio State won't make it far in the NCAA tournament. They are young and are overratted. Wait, I possibly can't say they're overratted, they're Ohio frickin State. They join highly overratted Alabama in the overratted club. Now, No 11. I took an idea from one of the bloggers that gave me a comment yesterday. The guy at No 11. is....

Shawn Bradley NBA Player

Bradley was taken 2nd in the 1993 NBA Draft by the 76ers. He produced decent amout of stats, but he was in foul trouble having ~ 4 fouls a game in less than 30 mins a game. He has gotten into a few tie-ups with other players, getting punched by Greg Anthony and being thrown down on the court by Mark Davis. He retired in 2005.

The list---

No 25. Darryl Strawberry
No 24. Michelle Wie and her attempts at Men Events
No 23. Charles Rogers
No 22. Michael Olowokandi
No 21. Dwight Gooden
No 20. Tonya Harding
No 19. Anna Kournikova
No 18. Kerry Wood
No 17. Andre Ware
No 16. Cade McNown
No 15. Maurice Clarett
No 14. Mark Prior
No 13. Bryant Reeves
No 12. Drew Henson
No 11. Shawn Bradley

Tommorow: No. 10

Hello. I am Dr. Kay and I'm Your Teacher.

I haven't posted recently because I've been attacking old ladies with my penny loafers. Then one spilled beer on me and I was so intimidated that I ran away.

I have just noticed that the Super Bowl is coming up, because I was busy teaching, and am surprised that Peyton Manning actually won the game.

I am more interested in the professional door opening finals because I am a very dull question.

Don't watch the Super Bowl it'll be boring.

Remember I'm Dr. K and I'm. . .

Your Teacher.

I recently watched South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut (for anyone who cares) and it was better then expected, but you have to "Shut your #### face uncle ####ka." OK I have the song in my head, and it's very wrong, and... I can't back that up. No. 12 was a multi sport athelete who sucked it both sports. I'm talking about...

Drew Henson MLB/NFL player

Baseball: Drew was drafted by the Yankees, where he was in the Minor Leagues for most of his career, recieving only 9 AB's total in the league. In 2004, after only 2 years with the Yankees, he went to the NFL.

Football: Drew was drafted by the Texans in the 2003 draft, but traded him to Dallas before he even played a game there. He got his first playing time in a Thanksgiving game, which he started, but was taken out at halftime for Vinnie Testaverde.

The list----

No. 25 Darryl Strawberry
No 24. Michelle Wie and her attempts at Men Events
No 23. Charles Rogers
No 22. Michael Olowokandi
No 21. Dwight Gooden
No 20. Tonya Harding
No 19. Anna Kournikova
No 18. Kerry Wood
No 17. Andre Ware
No 16. Cade McNown
No 15. Maurice Clarett
No 14. Mark Prior
No 13. Bryant Reeves
No 12. Drew Henson

Tommorow: No. 11

I got a few responses yesterday, but I guess that's what you get when you don't post for 6 days. Anyways, I have No. 15 and it's Fredi---nope. It's Maurice Clarett.

No. 15 Maurice Clarett NFL player

Talk about a bust. He was a big-bad freshman (sarcastic) playing for THE Ohio State University (again sarcastic) and leading them to a National Championship. Then the controversey started pouring out. *Deep Breath* he: Clarett was then suspended by Ohio State for the 2003 athletic year after being charged for filing a false police report claiming that more than $10,000 in clothing, CDs, cash and stereo equipment were stolen from a car he borrowed from a local dealership in September 2003. AHH. Then he filed for the NFL draft, drafted (somehow) by the Broncos, but then cut during preseason.

Note: The Clarett got suspended... was found at wikipedia. Just so I don't get caught for plagarization.

The List------
No. 25 Darryl Strawberry
No 24. Michelle Wie and her attempts at Men Events
No 23. Charles Rogers
No 22. Michael Olowokandi
No 21. Dwight Gooden
No 20. Tonya Harding
No 19. Anna Kournikova
No 18. Kerry Wood
No 17. Andre Ware
No 16. Cade McNown
No 15. Maurice Clarett

Now that I'm caught up (promise it won't happen again.) I get to do 1 at a time again. My next person on the biggest busts was drafted in the same draft with Donavan McNabb Daunte Culpepper, but also Akilli Smith and Tim Couch. Yes, it's Cade McNown.

No. 16 Cade McCown NFL Player

Cade McNown was thought to be the savior of the Bears, but he wasn't. He was usually splitting time with QB Jim Miller. Until 2001, where he was fighting for 3rd string with Danny Wurfhel. So he was traded to Miami, still a 3rd stringer. So in mid-season he was traded to San Francisco, where he was released in 2003. He never panned out to his potential.

Now, the List------
No. 25 Darryl Strawberry
No 24. Michelle Wie and her attempts at Men Events
No 23. Charles Rogers
No 22. Michael Olowokandi
No 21. Dwight Gooden
No 20. Tonya Harding
No 19. Anna Kournikova
No 18. Kerry Wood
No 17. Andre Ware
No 16. Cade McNown

Tommorow: No 15.

I have missed my postings from the past few days for the biggest busts so I have to make up 6 people's flops. So here they are:

No. 22 Michael Olowokandi NBA player

Michael, drafted No. 1 by the LA Clippers in the 1998 draft, is considered to be a bust because he was drafted No. 1, but didn't ever put up solid numbers for the teams he played with. He has averaged 9.5 ppg and 7.7 rpg, also with a disappointing 2.1 ppg and 3.5 rpg in 15 playoff games. To add insult to injury, he was arrested after police used a stun gun to subdue him when he refused to leave an Indianapolis nightclub. He is currently playing for the Boston Celtics.

No. 21 Dwight Gooden MLB player

Ahh, Darryl Strawberry's partner in crime. He was considered to be one of the greatest pitchers of all-time, but, like Strawberry, decided to deal with drugs instead. He was, again like Strawberry, terrific his first 4 years and then a few above average seasons later. There has been two different reasons on why Dwight wasn't a "great" pitcher: Drugs and very many pitches thrown early in his career. Either reason, he could've been better then what his career showed.

No. 20 Tonya Harding Ice Skater

Now this is a more interesting subject because of the fact that she did win medals in the U.S World Championships. So you'd be saying," Why is she on here?" well the reason is because of the Nancy Kerrigan-stabbing incident. Ya know, she sends out a dude to do her dirty work of stabbing a fellow competitor. But ya know what cracks me up, she then decided to go to boxing. She has put up decent numbers there, going 3-3.

No. 19 Anna Kournikova Tennis Player

Anna was projected to be a great one. But she: Never won at the 4 majors. And the farthest she has gone was in Wimbledon where she went to the semi-finals. People probably best know her for being a model instead of a tennis player. Kournikova was a sucessful doubles player, but injury did cause her to retire.

No. 18 Kerry Wood MLB Player

Wood was supposed to be one of the most nastiest 1-2 combos with Mark Prior(who I'll talk about another time) but like many busts, has been injured numerous times. He was very talented for about 2 years, but he then started having arm problems and then finally went to the bullpen where he got injured again.

No. 17 Andre Ware NFL Player

Final one, good. Ware was a former Heisman Trophy winner (1989) who couldn't adjust to the NFL. He was mainly a backup for the Detroit Lions, only starting in 6 games. And getting about 1100 yards in his 4 years with the Lions and the Raiders. He then was driven out of the NFL and went to Canada to play for the Toronto Arrognaunts. Unfortunatly, he couldn't start even there.

So now that I'm caught up I'll continue to give one at a time.

Tommorow: No. 16