If any of you guys remembered a few months ago I did a wrestling post with our bloggers. I'm really bored so I've decided to revive it and I'll be the comish for both Bam and Beatdown. Note: This is all scripted by me, so don't be mad if you lose or win a match. Anyways let's go down to Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler. JR-

JR- Thank you detroit and here right now coming out is our WWE champion UltraMega. You may remember how Ultra won that 6-man Hell in a Cell because he pinned FlyingPig.

Lawler- Yeah that was one memorable match, and let's hear what the champ has to say.

Mega- As you all may remember, a few month's ago, I won this WWE chapionship. I pinned FlyingPig and I am your champ. I do believe that you people should bow down to your champ. (Crowd Boos) Is that anyway to treat your champion, you all know I won that championship fair and square and I will keep this title forever. (Boos) I have no Number 1 contender so apparently I will keep this title forever.

Me- That's where you are wrong Ultra. After tonight you Will have a Number 1 contender who you will face at BlogBash in 2 weeks. So you better be studying tape on all the wrestlers tonight.

Mega- Bring it on!

JR- This should be a memorable night tonight as we will see who will be Number 1 contender for UltraMega's championship.

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JR-Welcome back to Monday night BAM. If you weren't watching earlier UltraMega said that he is going to be the champion forever but then the commish came out and said that he was going to name a number 1 contender after tonight. And here's our first match of the night..

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 320 lb and is 6ft 3in tall is Miracle (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 190lb and is 5 ft 9in tall is KenrickThomas (Crowd Boos).

Lawler- This is not going to look good for KenrickThomas because Miracle is almost double his size and is a lot more experienced.

(Bell rings)

JR- And Miracle starts out early with 3 right hands, he tries for another but is blocked and reversed by Thomas.

Lawler- Nice job by thomas by reversing miracle.

JR- And here comes miracle with a nice suplex on Kenrick and throws him at the turnbuckle.

Lawler- Oohh, you could hear the impact of thomas' back hitting the turnbuckle.

JR- Miracle's setting up thomas on top of the turnbuckle. Oh, miracle gives him a suplex of the top of the turnbuckle.

Lawler- He's setting up for the five-star frog splash. Duck kenrick! Duck! (kenrick ducks down). That's what I call call quick thinking.

JR- That may have just bought kenrick some time. Miracle is getting up and tosses him off the ropes and is setting up for the spinebuster. And a kick to the skull of miracle.

Lawler- Nice reverse by kenrick. He's going for the backcracker.

JR- Kenrick has landed in the backcracker and he's going for the cover.

Ref- 1,2,3.

JR- A major upset, the young and upcoming kenrickthomas has just surprised miracle and has pinned him. Now what is this cocky superstar doing.

KT- There you go everyone. I surprised you all and you should be happy that someone good has won. (Crowd boos) O shut up you guys don't know anything. Anyways, Miracle, just to prove how talented I am I challenge you to another match Saturday at Saturday Night Blog Event. Do you accept?

Miracle- Yes.

JR- O boy king we may have ourselves a rivalry starting here.

Lawler- This could be a very good rivalry with a young, cocky superstar against an experienced veteran.

JR- When we come back it will be The_Dan against half of tag team socal, socalsportsfan.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night Bam, I'm JR with my co-host Jerry "the King" Lawler. Jerry, before we went to commercial break, kenrickthomas surprised us when he pinned miracle to get the upsetting win. What do you think about this young superstar.

Lawler- I think this kid has to put his money where his mouth is, sure, he won a match, but let's see if he can do it again.

JR- Now here we have a pretty good match here with a possible contender for UltraMega's Championship against a very skilled tag team player.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 275 lb and is 6ft 5in tall is The_Dan (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 230 lb and is 6 ft tall is Socalsportsfan (Crowd Cheers).

Lawler- This is a pretty even match and I would have to go with socal.

(Bell rings)

JR- socal starts off with some kicks to the thighs of Dan and Dan blocks it. Dan going for a belly to belly suplex and connects. Dan is kicking socal on the ground and has to be broken up by the ref before he gets DQ'ed.

Lawler- Dan is dominating right now and socal gets a punch in but dan comes right back with a neckbreaker.

JR- Dan is throwing socal at the ropes and.. (huge crack) That is one high impact closeline and socal is down hard. He's going for the cover..

1,2,

JR- socal breaks out with a 2 count. Oh boy Dan's going on top of the ropes for a diving elbow. (Loud Boom) And Dan connects. He goes for the cover...

1,2,

JR- Socal got his shoulder up. Dan looks frustrated.

Lawler- I'm not surprised, he's had the advantage the whole time but socal hasn't gone away.

JR- Here comes Dan setting up for the Canadian-Bomb. (Another loud boom) Dan connects, for the cover..

1,2,3!

JR- Dan has finally won the match. What the hell, what the hell is Norcalfella doing out here.

Lawler- Looks like he is taunting Dan, now what is socal doing?

JR- Looks like socal is getting a steel chair. Don't do it Dan. (Loud ####) Socal HAS JUST GIVEN DAN A CHAIRSHOT!

Lawler- Someone get socal outta here. What are Norcal and Socal doing to Dan a double-chokeslam. (Loud ####) Dan has to be seriously injured.

JR- Socal and Norcal finally have been shown the door by the refs. God damnit why did they need to do that. Now here comes the paramedics to take Dan out on a stretcher.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night BAM where before the commercial break Dan had to be taken out on a stretcher because of the injuries sustained by Socal and Norcal.

Lawler- It wasn't a pretty scene and let's hope that Dan is alright.

JR- Back to the ring we have our third match of the night.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is for the Intercontinental Championship and is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 240 lb and is 6ft 1in tall is slshusker (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 220 lb and is 5ft 8in tall is MercuryRising (Crowd Cheers).

JR- This could be a huge match for one of these superstars because if you win the Intercontinental Championship you are usually bound for greatness. Some notables include FlyingPig, ShooterB, UltraMega, Rivjo, and recently Nostradomas.

Lawler- You are right JR and hopefully this match ends with a clean ending.

(Bell rings)

JR- Husker starks of early with a punch but is blocked by Mercury. Here comes Mercury and he's starting off with a few punches and the southpaw is looking pretty impressive.

Lawler- Here he comes with the suplex but husker reverses. husker gives mercury a scoop slam.

JR- Here comes husker with the sleeper-hold and, a rake of the eyes by mercury and here he comes with the DDT..

(Crowd Cheers)

Lawler- Mercury is going on the top rope and what is he doing.

JR- And mercury has landed the dropkick off the top ropes on husker and here's the cover..

1,2

JR- He's broken up of the pin and mercury is waiting for husker to get up so he can spear him.

Lawler- SPEAR! Mercury connects with the spear. Here's the cover..

1,2,3!

JR- There you go, MercuryRising is your new Intercontinental Champion!

Ring announcer- Winner and new Intercontinental Champion.. MercuryRising.

Lawler- And Mercury is going to shake huskers hand and husker accepts.

JR- Finally some good sportsmanship tonight.

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JR- Welcome to our main event of the night, let's go down to the ring announcer.

Ring announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one-fall. First off weighing in at 350 lb and is 6ft 7in tall is FlyingPig (Crowd Cheers). Next competitor weighing in at 260 lb and is 6 ft 2in tall is Rivjo (Crowd boos).

JR- This should be one exciting main event.

(Bell rings)

JR- Here comes rivjo with a quick closeline and FlyingPig quickly gets back up. Here comes rivjo with a suplex but is reversed by Flying Pig.

Lawler- Pig throws rivjo at the ropes and.. (Boom) a big boot from the Pig.

JR- Pig is getting him back up and again throws him at the ropes and.. a sidewalk slam. Here comes the cover..

1,2

Lawler- Rivjo breaks out. Rivjo comes with a uppercut to the jaw and nice dropkick by Rivjo.

JR- Rivjo now has the momentum and he's taking out the top padding of the turnbuckle. He's looking like he going to Irish-whip him into the exposed turnbuckle and.. Pig reversed him into his own trap.

Lawler- I know how that feels and it doesn't feel good. Uh oh, here comes the Chokeslam from Pig and.. SLAMMED!

JR- Here he goes for the cover..

1,2,

JR- Rivjo broke out with a 2 1/2 count.

Lawler- Mega better be watching because one of these two could be his contender.

JR- Rivjo has bought himself some time by giving Pig another dropkick. Pig gets up fast though and throws rivjo at the turnbuckle. Here comes pig with a bulldog and lands it.

Lawler- He's setting up for the sharpshooter... he's got it locked in.

JR- Will rivjo be able to get to the ropes in time.. he does and Pig is forced to give up on the sharpshooter.

Lawler- It doesn't look good for rivjo.. Pig's signaling for the chokeslam.

JR- Rivjo's in trouble.. here comes Pig on the chokeslam. (Loud ####) Here's the cover..

1,2,3!

Lawler- FlyingPig has pinned rivjo and you may be looking at your number 1 contender.

JR- We will find out who ultramega's number 1 contender is after this commercial break.

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JR- Welcome back to Monday night Bam where right now our commish, Detroitsports, is in the middle of the ring and is ready to announce UltraMega's number 1 contender for his WWE Championship.

Detroitsports- Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to name your number 1 contender. Ladies and gentlemen, the number 1 contender for UltraMega's number 1 contender for his WWE Championship is.. FLYINGPIG!

JR- That's what we were hoping for.

Lawler- Here comes Pig.

FlyingPig- Thank you detroit. I am very happy to accept this honor and as for you Ultra, your title is MINE!

JR- Oh Boy! Here comes the Champ. Mega is here.

UltraMega- FlyingPig you don't stand a chance against me in two weeks at BlogBash.

FlyingPig- I don't think I would be as cocky as you are my friend. You are just a #### waiting to be beaten.

UltraMega- You don't get to talk to me like that...

JR- Holy ####! Mega has given Pig a uppercut to the skull.

Lawler- It looks like Pig shook it right off and has given Mega a kick to the gut and a DDT.

JR- Here comes the referees to break this out. This should be an exciting match at BlogBash.

Pig- That title will be mine, you ####!