My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
by: detroitsports
Attention to fuzzboss, 1steelerfan1, and 14Falcons: Read this post!
May 14, 2007 | 4:30PM | report this

I was watching some wrestling clips and I can't stop watching and laughing and getting excited about it. My favorite by far is Bobby Lashley and I think McMahon is the biggest ####-#### since T.O and it's funny how Lashley will just take it from McMahon and then beat the #### out McMahon. Since I have gotten that out of the way I have an idea, I am going to start a wrestling league and there is two leagues, BAM (like RAW), PEL (like ECW) and Beatdown (like Smackdown) since I am the "Commish" I'm selecting 3 guys to draft other bloggers and those 3 bloggers are...... 1steelerfan1, fuzzboss, and 14Falcons. steeler manages BAM, 14Falcons manages Beatdown, fuzz gets PEL. We will have a live draft, and determined by rock paper scissors fuzz will be on the clock first, then falcons, then steeler, then backwards. Also, each guy will follow their brands championships so steelers gets the womens, WWE, Tag Team and Intercontinentional (sorry, I don't make the rules) falcons gets the US, Heavyweight, Cruiserweight, Tag team and fuzz gets the ECW, and he can have 3 more of any choice cause the regular ECW only has one. O, 1 more thing, steeler gets Ultra, falcons gets demon and josh q. & ricko as tag teams. Fuzz will get 1 free one as here is the ECW championship. Let's send it down to JR.

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J
R: Thanks commish and welcome to the ECW world championship. Today we have two talented wrestlers, The_Dan and ReverendRhythm. JL who do you think has the upper hand.

JL: I believe Dan will win just because he always has his toque handy.

JR: Yes he does and here comes the first contestant, playing to the tune of "This is why I'm Hot", The_Dan.

(crowd chants.. DAN! DAN! DAN!)

JL: He really wants fuzz to manage him, you can tell it in his eyes.

JR: Now here comes the challenger, playing to the tune of "King Kong" it's, ReverendRhythm.

(crowd cheers wildly)

JR: Here we go!

(bell rings)

JR: Dan is coming out early with some punches, left, right, right, Rev stops his right hand and comes with one himself.

JL: Nice play by Rev and now he's going to try and clothesline him and... OH MY GOD!

JR: Dan has just knocked Rev over.

JL: Here comes the Sweet Chin Music.

1,2,3..

JR: Holy ####! Rev is out cold and here comes the pin..

1,2,3!

JL: That didn't take long, you could tell he wanted to be managed by fuzz, and he showed it.

JR: Fuzz may have gotten a big tool for that. He is lucky. Let's send it back up to the commish.

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So
let's get it on with fuzz getting the first pick and the rosters will be held right here. PS- There is not a limit of picks either.

PEL (Fuzz)

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The_Dan
miracle

BAM (steeler)

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UltraMega<
/p>

Beatdown (falcons)
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demonicume
josh q. public & ricko


steelers, you're on the clock.


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1steelerfan1
May 14, 2007
5:01 PM
This should be good. By the way, my tights are killing me. They keep riding up my butt....lol

broncogirl
May 14, 2007
5:03 PM
Damn you Detriot now i am sing that song. This is why Im hot this is why this is why Im hot im hot because your not. See what you did?

broncogirl
May 14, 2007
5:04 PM
steeler put on the speedos

fuzzboss
May 14, 2007
5:56 PM
Well, I did choose Dan; next I'll take Ricko. I would like to also put Miracle on waivers/if he passes waivers, I'll take him back gosh what a cusser! Fuzz

fuzzboss
May 14, 2007
5:58 PM
Next picks will be Lisa, Broncogirl, Sothern-Cindi and Shooter B Fuzz

JoshQPublic
May 14, 2007
6:16 PM
i have no idea what any of this means. that veing said, i'm in. oooooooohhhhh yaaaaaaa!!

lisa4usc
May 14, 2007
8:19 PM
I got my thong on and my body oiled...bring it on!!!!!!!!!!!

broncogirl
May 14, 2007
8:53 PM
I have to wait about 2 more months before I can play.

detroitsports
May 15, 2007
1:05 PM
fuzz, 1 at a time there cowboy. I'll give you miracle since he was your second choice and ricko was already taken.

bronco- Just rest yourself now.

lisa- Woo-####.

14Falcons
May 15, 2007
2:11 PM
Excellent comic relief. Thanks.

detroitsports
May 15, 2007
2:20 PM
Thanks for the comment, but I need a pick.

14Falcons
May 15, 2007
2:36 PM
Beatdown takes The San Antonio Spurs.

detroitsports
May 15, 2007
2:55 PM
C'mon man, a blogger. Bowen might put up a fight, but he doesn't blog.

14Falcons
May 15, 2007
3:14 PM
detroit,

Pardon me but I have observed that certain bloggers feel that there are rules that need to be followed. I note that in your original post you said steeler was on the clock. As far as I can tell he has not made a pick. If I pick before him he might write a blog about me or something. And I surely wouldn't want that to happen since we are all here to teach the world to sing in three part harmony and all.

So I patiently await steelers pick.

Thank you kind sir.

With utmost respect,

14Falcons
Manager
Beatdown

Last edited by 14Falcons on May 15th at 3:19 PM.

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