Now that Lloyd Carr and Ron English's ability to prepare for a team like Michigan for a game against "Apple State" has completely ruined any of Michigan fans hope for pride this season, they now have Lou Holtz coming into "The Big House" to give a pep talk! As a Michigan fan and yes, I am, I call a #### black and an #### kicking an #### kicking and we got one, but Lou Holtz? The clone for Cabbage Patch kids is coming in to "inspire and offer his words of wit." This will be another week in which a team with speed and from a conference that always gives us trouble will embarass the coaching staff and our sorry #### defense. What's next, having Jim Harbaugh sign with the Detroit Lions? How did a proud university sink so fast. I am as big a maize and blue fan there is, and have a scarlett and gray toilet seat to #### on because I don't like the "fuzzy gonad / buckeye team" at all. And yes, they will probably kick our #### also with that defense. However, this is pitiful. Didn't Holtz leave Notre Dame for a team on the East Coast? Let's look at available people they could have come into town for a more inspirational speech. (Feel free to add your choices also). Jerome Bettis; Tom Brady; or how about one of a dozen others. I have a better idea, let's get Michael Vick to come in for the inspirational speech. Now that is a loser. I guess we could really make the team feel like a winner and have John Cooper stand across the opposing sideline. The only good rumor of the day, Bill Cowher is supposed to be coming to Michigan for the game this weekend. I wonder if Jerome Bettis will be there also.
Remember last season? Bettis was in the announcers booth shouting BEAT MICHIGAN! and I HATE MICHIGAN! Then after the first quater he left. Bettis is a loud mouth ####
I agree, and I will say, my Wolverines are sucking ####. Hey, I beat up Bonds, Pacman and Vick. No double standards here. Michigan's defense is horrible. I can't see us beating "Georgia Lighthouse for the Blind" at this point. The Big House is now an Black Hole for the home team. Carr needs to go. English is pitiful as a defensive "genius." I heard my fellow fans saying, "Michigan was looking forward to Oregon" and "Apple State was no slouch." What now, the sun got in our eyes. How many passes can go through a WR hands? Guess what UM coaching staff? You failed miserably in both cases. It would not surprise me if we lose to all Big 10+1+1+1+1+1 teams this year. I am so thankful I didn't buy the Direct TV Gameplan. Maybe we can get Monte Clark to come out seclusion to coach the Wolverines. WTF? Is there anyone else from Michigan that agrees Carr should go? We are OSU's ####es, can't defense a spread offense and yes, speed does kill!! I guess I should be thankful Ted Ginn Jr. graduated. #### eh, we suck. So can we all agree, our new song should be "Hail to the victims?"
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