The Chesapeake Bay is home of the Northern Diamondback Terrapin. They mate only once a year, the females laying eggs a month or two later.
A Prolapse is the act of an organ falling out of place. In the male terrapin, his male organ acts in prolaspe. That means it is normally hidden in order to protect it and only "falls out" when needed.
Tradition
Some time near the beginning of the last century, back when Cal still had a live bear mascot, the traditional cheer of the faithful was the "oski-wow-wow" cheer. The next line is Whiskey-wee-wee. No kidding.
African Tribe?
There's an old story of three missionaries and their guide captured by warriors of a fierce African tribe. They are brought before the chief of the tribe where he is fascinated by the overly pale skin of the missionaries and, using the guide as a translator, offers them a deal: death or woomba. The first missionary thinks that he he is too young to die, so chooses woomba. He taken aside and the males of the tribe molest him in countless numbers of ways, his screams echoing about the royal village. The second missionary, even though he now knows what "woomba" means, decide that God has yet more plans for him, so also chooses woomba. His cries reverberate through the jungle, birds flying from the trees. The third missionary thinks that he could not last the punishment or the humiliation, so chooses death. The chief looks to the translator who is told of the third missionaries choice. He leaps to his feet and yells something in his language that brings celebratory sounds and actions to the entire tribe. The missionary looks to the translator who, shaking his head, says, "The chief say okay, death by woomba!"
Wee Willie Winkie
The score does not even come close to showing how the Terrapins, with their miniscule male modules, went woomba on Cal. I'm at once feel both embarrased by the gameplay and vindicated by my earlier post about the shortcoming of this year's Cal team. I can only repeat that Tedford and his coaching staff have lost their edge.
A very disappointed DF
Ps. But no where near the disappointment of the dead animal the Mormons where whipping...
I feel your pain much as I feel the pain of my brethren of gender from another species. I have walked in the terrapins moccasins. Watching the boiler makers #### defeat from the jaws of victory against my ducks has left me somewhat humbled though unlike your bears still undefeated. That brie on garlic toast must be hell to puke up. Better days bear boy. Go Ducks.
Being at the game, and then seeing the box score are defintely two separate experiences. I'm surprised, and a bit less embarrased, as Middle Tenn almost went into Kentucky and won.
Dangerous – Am I wrong or is it starting to look like a long season for most of the Pac 10? Outside of USC and the Ducks, I don’t see too many up years in the making. Good luck, at least, as you say, you are not a Bruin fan.
Last edited by halmay on September 14th at 12:54 AM.
