Hey You Damn Kids! Get Off My Lawn!
by: dangerousfatman
The Most Dangerous Blog
Jun 24, 2008 | 11:46PM | report this
The Hypnobird Says This is the Funniest Blog You've Ever Seen!

All Glory to the Hypnobird!


Women reading this are compelled to expose your breasticles to the hypnobird...

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JOKERSWILD
Jun 25, 2008
4:21 AM
Is this you entry ? lol

Im feeling compelled to cluck like a chicken --hey what did you do.. Bawk Bawk BAAhhhwwKK . lol

aero13
Jun 25, 2008
5:44 AM
Nice. Hey, where can I get one of those birds?

SRMgenius
Jun 25, 2008
7:35 AM
you ARE dangerous

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
8:54 AM
JW

Thanks. Just testing the waters.

DF

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
8:59 AM
Aero

Breeding the hypnobird is difficult. After the mating dance and the female comes near, the mating pair needs to close their eyes, for the obvious reason, and then take a stab a copulation.

This works well in the wild, but males in captivity have accidently "plugged-in" to nearby electrical sockets and lesssened the availble gene pool.

DF

Ps. I think you can get one on E-Bay...

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
9:00 AM
SRM

...the effectiveness of the hypnobird is proven again...

DF

YeeMum_
Jun 25, 2008
9:32 AM
Caught me off guard there.

Good thing the disclaimer was at the bottom, I almost fell for the compulsion.
close one.

slshusker
Jun 25, 2008
10:03 AM
This page set off my virus scanner.

Good to see UCLA is involved in funding this study.

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
12:04 PM
YeeMum

...Yee-Hah! Ohhhhh. Dang.

DF

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
12:07 PM
Husker

Actually, it a joint NS####OE-DEA-HUD-CIA-FDA-NSA-C
DC-funded program. The key word being "joint"...dude.

DF

volfan69
Jun 25, 2008
2:39 PM
DFM, DANG! That is creepy!LOL I didn't drop my top, but I did Stop, Drop, and Roll with laughter. Great job. Thanks for the laugh.

The_Sports_Intellectual
Jun 25, 2008
3:27 PM
Not sure why, but that's damn funny!

kellyscott
Jun 25, 2008
4:50 PM
ooono!!!! is he related to the northwests own SPOTTED OWL????????????

edclinchsaint
Jun 25, 2008
6:52 PM
Wow. The stupidity surprised me.

dangerousfatman
Jun 25, 2008
8:46 PM
Vol - I'm 0-fer on the boobage...

SI - Mind control, mind control,...

KS - Hey, you trying to give me the bird...? ;^o

Ed - ...stupid like a fox blogger...see ya.

bytemoi
Jun 25, 2008
11:53 PM
Okay, I admit it...I met this bird on numerous occasions when I was younger...and I was COMPELLED...thankfully, I was blessed...but, those blackmail pictures...oh, nevermind.

kalbrecht_17
Jun 29, 2008
7:15 PM
All hail the hypnobird.

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