Excerpts from Bode Miller’s next press conference – further proof that he’s willing to say what most of us are thinking (?)

• "I can’t believe nobody has killed O.J. Simpson yet. I mean, where is HIS Mark David Chapman?"

• "I think Serena Williams has mastered the Kentucky Tuck. She’s built like a man, bro."

• "Lindsay Lohan and A.J. Soprano are the same person. Have you ever seen them in the same place? Yeah, didn’t think so."

• "I think I’d like to party with John Daly’s wife. Guess I’ll hafta wait till she’s outta prison."

• "Everyone knows Kobe Bryant was guilty. He could score 150 points and he’s still a ####."

• "Dude, Michelle Wie is totally hot. Is she legal? Well, she should be."

• "Bro, of course they're pushing Lindsey Jacobellis on you, saying she's hot. It's marketing, dude. She and Gretchen (Bleiler) are the only snowboarders who wouldn't beat you in a hotdog-eating contest."

• "No, I don't like the French either."

• "Isn't that Shroud or something in Turin? Yeah, I'm gonna bring that back, wrap it around my shoulders. Forget that other jazz."

• "Shaun Alexander, yeah he's soft. I've seen bongs take harder hits and remain upright."

• "I had a couple pulls this morning. What's your point?"

• "No, dude, racecar driving is NOT a sport. Maybe if they drove drunk."

• "Who do I think's gonna win? The Steelers, bro. I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid."