Ahh, Daytona. The sun,the surf, the sand, the sound of restricted engines bumblebeeing down the backstretch. What's not to like? Glad you asked. Here are some of my dislikes from the duels, twins, or whatever the sponsor is paying to have them called this year.
---Blown, blisteredtires. Goodyear had to soften up the rubber compound just to help make the COT almost driveable at Daytona. Imagine how bad these cars would handle if the compound was hard enough to hold up.
---The newsta-dri powder---WTF was this stuff? It looked like the white chalk they use to line a football field with. That zamboni they had putting it down looked like a steam locomotive on pit road. Let's red flag the race twice for blown engines because of this ####. You could actually see the white dust settling on the cars as they were parked on the track. Hey NASCAR, you might want to do some on track tests with this baby powder before you go on live TV.
---DarrellWaltrip. This guy is NOT funny. He is an embarassment. FOX/Speed TV should be embarassed to put him on TV. I'm embarassed to be a NASCAR fan when my non-NASCAR friends hear him on my TV. How many times did Mike Joy have to correct or cover for DW during the broadcast? Ten? Twenty?
Memo to DW: We know the sun shines in the driver's eyes. Rusty told us ten times per race last year.
Memo 2.0 to DW: When your brother screws up--- such as when Mikey made his own teammate jump start him---don't be afraid to admit it. Or, when your brother is blocking everything but the fire exit, it's not cute.
---Personalfavoritesnotmakingthe500. It sucked that Ken Schrader, Sterling Marlin, Boris Said, A.J. Allmindinger, Wood Brothers, and others didn't make it this year.
Started blogging New Years 2008. As you can tell, I never took any writing classes, creative or otherwise. If I ever win a Pulitzer, or any other award, I won't forget all of you little people that made it possible.____ _____________ _____________
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Likes: Live NFL games, night racing at Bristol, Salma Hayek, Lex and Terry, ATHF, Jay and Silent Bob, beer at Joe Riley Park, strippers, Jaxon de Ville (best mascot in sports, if you haven't seen him live don't argue), fast cars, faster women, fastest bartenders. _____________ _____________ _____________ __________
Don't Likes: Dane Cook (WTF), Dan Patrick, Howard Stern, N.E. Pats, hairy women, stopping beer sales at the start of the third quarter, strip clubs, idiots who say 'it is what it is', makeup calls by the refs or umps. _____________ _____________ _____________ __________
Quote: 'I am funnier than Dat Phan.'