Hello sports fans and welcome to the Monday Mailbag where we try to answer the most pressing sports and entertainment questions from the interweb. Please feel free to ask anything yourself, either in the comments, or by email for a future Mailbag.
Q. Now that my 'brother' is out of rehab can I please get my job back?................Michael
A. We here at the four letter network wish you all the best, but you have been replaced by another semi-cool, junior pimp dressing, loud, ex wide receiver who laughs at his own material.
Q. Since the TV writers are still on strike, I'm trying to recycle some old SNL bits by using new actors in the old skits. Any ideas?...............................Lorne M.
A. A great bit from the 90s was about adult diapers. Al Davis would be perfect as the spokesman giving the catchphrase......'Whoops I Crapped my Pants...I'm wearing them....and I just did.' Might be too realistic to be funny.
Q, Who's gonna win da Super Bowl. And Carm is looking for something new to put out at her Super Bowl party. How bout it?...............................Tony S.
A. Gulp. I, I, I'm glad to see you're still alive, T. I can't give you the winner until later in the week. I don't want to end up like Big ####. No, not Paris Hilton. The guy used to be in your crew. Now sleeping with the fishes. Tell the wife to start with the best onion rings in Jersey. They're at................
Q. Yo, me and my boys are going to Arizona this week. Any sights to see out there?.............Chowd
A. Well there's always the Grand Canyon. No, once again not her.
Q. What can I watch on Sunday nights now that Madden isn't putting me to sleep?...Al M.
A. 'The Wire' is very good. A little slow on plot resolution. I prefer 'The Shield' on Sunday nights. Sadly it won't start until this summer.
countryjag
Meshawn never hurt anybody other than himself.
Hell I look at this way with the writer's strike being on it gives me more time to watch the DVD of the movies that I missed in their runs at the theaters. Just caught the Bourne Ultimatum. And that's one hell of a film !
It's getting so bad that they're now resurrecting bullsh*t on tv like Knight Rider and Bionic Woman. There's no friggin' creativity in Hollywood anymore !
The writers much the producers and the networks aren't much better than one another.
If the Superbowl should turn into a blowout let's hope that they've got something else on tap to entertain us with. The Lingerie Bowl perhaps ?
Winehouse and Lohan'll be going into rehab together. Is there anyone amongst us who's not hoping for a little 'girl on girl' action ? And no I don't mean 'em sharing a line of heroin.
Started blogging New Years 2008. As you can tell, I never took any writing classes, creative or otherwise. If I ever win a Pulitzer, or any other award, I won't forget all of you little people that made it possible.____ _____________ _____________
I recently started another, non-sports, blog. Please check it out at fullclipbyog. blogspot.com_ _____________ _________
Likes: Live NFL games, night racing at Bristol, Salma Hayek, Lex and Terry, ATHF, Jay and Silent Bob, beer at Joe Riley Park, strippers, Jaxon de Ville (best mascot in sports, if you haven't seen him live don't argue), fast cars, faster women, fastest bartenders. _____________ _____________ _____________ __________
Don't Likes: Dane Cook (WTF), Dan Patrick, Howard Stern, N.E. Pats, hairy women, stopping beer sales at the start of the third quarter, strip clubs, idiots who say 'it is what it is', makeup calls by the refs or umps. _____________ _____________ _____________ __________
Quote: 'I am funnier than Dat Phan.'
