Yes!!! This is it!!! This is bigger than any sports story that has, or will come out in this, or any other year.

Are you ready??

Carmen Electra, "Former Baywatch babe, and Playboy playmate" is forming the Naked Womens Wrestling League. (or the N W W L, but that's really hard to pronounce, especially after a couple of Bloody NyZymas...) Now, don't jump to the conclusion that this will be some cheesy ripoff. " If you're tired of bulky men in briefs, then get ready for the NWWL." Electra said. "Wrestling doesn't get any sexier than this." The press release went on to say, "Please note this is not oil or mud wrestling. This is the same high-impact, body-slamming action that can be found in the worlds leading professional wrestling rings, except the NWWL. all the wrestlers are women, and each athlete perfoms completely naked." (Well........ duh.....)

Now, I hear you asking..... "Chux?? Why is this The Most Important Sports news EVER?? How does this even warrant more than a passing nod??"

To that I say.."You ask too many dad-gum questions!!! Shut up a minute, and I'll get to that part.... kids today.... no damn patience....".

My Take: I'm getting just a little worried about stuff like this. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of nekkid women... and to have a couple of "Carmen Electra" types rollin' around, all sweaty. in a big ball..... well....... that just sounds like great entertainment for a Sat. Nite...( After the kids go to bed, and iffn the ol' lady says I can, of course...) So.... I'm not against this one endeavor, in particular.... I'm just thinking about our society on a whole...

There have been many civilizations come, and go since man-kind has inhabited this rock. The Atlantian's, the Mayan's, the Aztec's, the Ancient Greeks, Egyptians......... and for the sake of our discussion... the Roman's.

Seems to me, that the Caesars of Rome were into this kind of stuff too, and we know what became of them. They had their Gladiators, ( can anyone say... WWF or UFC.....?) and they had their Orgies (Orgy's???)

Have we just blended these two together??????? What would Nero, or Augustus think of this?? I think I know what Caligula would say......( YEAH BABY!!!..... with a british accent, just like Austin Powers...)

I know that singularly, I'm a depraved and imperfect human, but has all of mankind become as perverted as I am? Are we in fact witnessing the Fall of Western Civilization as we know it???

I'm not sure..... but it's something to thunk about............

As always.... that's my story...

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives...........