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by: chuxtory
We Have A Winner!!!
Aug 02, 2007 | 4:34AM | report this

                           

Hi-di-#### Race fans!

We have a winner for the Lugnuts "Name the ####" contest!

Tezgm99 !! Check out his blog here!!

We had so many entries to our contest, that we couldn't (wouldn't) pick the best one. So we narrowed it down to the top 5, and let our loyal listeners choose. It was a very tight competition, and we suspect Tez took full advantage of our lax voting rules. ( I guess stuffing the ballot happens in more places than just Illinois...)

With Tez's winning entry, "Luggles", he will be receiving a free "Lugnuts" t-shirt...... just as soon as we can figure out how to get one to New Zealand. I've contacted Barry Bonds.... and he's gonna stuff one in a mayonaise jar, and throw it in the San Fransisco bay.... so it should be there in a couple of years......

The Lugnuts crew would like to thank the rest of the top 5:

Lisa4usc : Luigi

Jrsgr801: Joe Cool

Marty Walker: Tight #### and Larry Lugnuts

There were also some Honorable mentions:

Pumpdude , Kristen Valus, and our very own Miracle..... who gets a mention just because of sheer
volume and exquisite level of crudeness...

As always, you can check out the Radio Show at Lugnutsonline.com

Also stop by our forum at Nascarfrontpage.com !

Thanks to all!

(can anybody tell me why the word #### needs to be bleeped???)



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IowaGirl
Aug 2, 2007
6:42 AM
Chux - It sounds like you guys had fun picking a winner! Will "Luggles" appear on the T-Shirt?

HotfootLori
Aug 2, 2007
7:10 AM
CONGRATS TEZ!!!!!

FlyingPig
Aug 2, 2007
7:17 AM
OOPS!!! Sorry Chux. I'm not a race fan so I'll just STFU and leave.

Miracle
Aug 2, 2007
8:50 AM
Luggles will have to wear a shirt that reads "Spank Me"
Which can be purchased at the ShooterB gift shop.

Miracle
Aug 2, 2007
8:53 AM
Hey how about Luggles girlfriend?

I know he doesn't have one yet, that's why we need to create one.

It doesn't have to be vulgar (although it could be) Maybe some cartoon skits where she beats the fur off of him with a rolling pin after coming home late and drunk from the race?

I know, STFU.

ShooterB
Aug 2, 2007
10:41 AM
Luggles?

Those "Spank Me" T-shirts are on discount right now. The only problem is, I usually only carry them in two sizes - LH (Ladies' Husky) & LL (Lady Linebacker).

ShooterB
Aug 2, 2007
10:42 AM
Get over to Smoke's blog so you can defend your sport.

pumpdude
Aug 2, 2007
10:48 AM
Reminds me of a joke...Did you blow bubbles as a kid?


Sure!


Well, he's back in town and looking for you.

Miracle
Aug 2, 2007
1:50 PM
What about when Luggles goes to Canada, will he be staying with his cousin Hoser?

klvalus
Aug 2, 2007
1:51 PM
Congrats Tez! Its got a great ring to it!

photogr
Aug 2, 2007
2:04 PM
YEP Congrats to TEZ:: Quite a guy..

Tezgm99
Aug 2, 2007
4:24 PM
yeah, I'm da man! :P

seriously, I didn't think Luggles would make the five picks so I was even MORE surprised when it won, lol

oh, Luggles does have a girlfriend, Miracle....her name is Snuggles, LOLOL!

Last edited by Tezgm99 on August 2nd at 4:26 PM.

chuxtory
Aug 2, 2007
5:15 PM
Sorry I'm so late guy's..... tough day in the salt mines.

Iowa.... thanks for stoppin' by! That's a great idea, I'll run it by the graphics dept. and see what we can do.

Hottie Lori..... welcome!

Pig.... there's plenty of room in the pool! Come on in, the waters fine.

Last edited by chuxtory on August 2nd at 5:22 PM.

chuxtory
Aug 2, 2007
5:18 PM
Dr. Feel.... I thought Shooters gift shop had been closed down from that unfortunate twinkee incident.
Luggles cartoons?? Will need a producer. I wonder if the guy from "Felix the Cat" is still alive....

chuxtory
Aug 2, 2007
5:22 PM
Shooter.... don't discount those shirts just yet. There's gonna be a run on them... especially once the #### girls find out your open again!

What's Smoke up to now? Oh lord...... I'm scared to see...

chuxtory
Aug 2, 2007
5:27 PM
Pumpdude..... LOL !!

klvalus.... your absolutely right!

Photo.... I agree...."That's some pig"

Hey Tez!!!!

OneLastOutlaw
Aug 15, 2007
8:57 PM
I changed the blog. I apologize. I meant no offense. I was just trying to say that we've gone thru a hell of a lot in this country since the 60's, so much that this is not even the same country, including instant communciation on computers and I really did think we were past this sort of thing. I state clearly that I have no way of know who those hurling racist slurs at Montoya live and for all I know they could be Californians but due to the fact that NASCAR is southern based it reflects poorly on an area that has come a long way and I don't think the average NASCAR fan regardless of area supports this thinking

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