This is Chuck's story
by: chuxtory
THE most IMPORTANT Sports news EVER !!
Apr 24, 2007 | 6:12PM | report this

Yes!!! This is it!!! This is bigger than any sports story that has, or will come out in this, or any other year.

Are you ready??

Carmen Electra, "Former Baywatch babe, and Playboy playmate" is forming the Naked Womens Wrestling League. (or the N W W L, but that's really hard to pronounce, especially after a couple of Bloody NyZymas...) Now, don't jump to the conclusion that this will be some cheesy ripoff. " If you're tired of bulky men in briefs, then get ready for the NWWL." Electra said. "Wrestling doesn't get any sexier than this." The press release went on to say, "Please note this is not oil or mud wrestling. This is the same high-impact, body-slamming action that can be found in the worlds leading professional wrestling rings, except the NWWL. all the wrestlers are women, and each athlete perfoms completely naked." (Well........ duh.....)

Now, I hear you asking..... "Chux?? Why is this The Most Important Sports news EVER?? How does this even warrant more than a passing nod??"

To that I say.."You ask too many dad-gum questions!!! Shut up a minute, and I'll get to that part.... kids today.... no damn patience....".

My Take: I'm getting just a little worried about stuff like this. Now don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of nekkid women... and to have a couple of "Carmen Electra" types rollin' around, all sweaty. in a big ball..... well....... that just sounds like great entertainment for a Sat. Nite...( After the kids go to bed, and iffn the ol' lady says I can, of course...) So.... I'm not against this one endeavor, in particular.... I'm just thinking about our society on a whole...

There have been many civilizations come, and go since man-kind has inhabited this rock. The Atlantian's, the Mayan's, the Aztec's, the Ancient Greeks, Egyptians......... and for the sake of our discussion... the Roman's.

Seems to me, that the Caesars of Rome were into this kind of stuff too, and we know what became of them. They had their Gladiators, ( can anyone say... WWF or UFC.....?) and they had their Orgies (Orgy's???)

Have we just blended these two together??????? What would Nero, or Augustus think of this?? I think I know what Caligula would say......( YEAH BABY!!!..... with a british accent, just like Austin Powers...)

I know that singularly, I'm a depraved and imperfect human, but has all of mankind become as perverted as I am? Are we in fact witnessing the Fall of Western Civilization as we know it???

I'm not sure..... but it's something to thunk about............

As always.... that's my story...

You may now return to your regularly scheduled lives...........

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ShooterB
Apr 24, 2007
7:06 PM
This is specifically for the 2 men on the planet that haven't seen Carmen's funbags uncovered.

Not a bad idea...but I'm more interested in the women's slow motion jogging. But that's me...

chuxtory
Apr 24, 2007
7:12 PM
Hey Shooter..
I don't think it's gonna be just Carmen.(The former Mrs. Dave Navarro)
I think she'll have.... you know....... friends...

david1david
Apr 24, 2007
7:14 PM
Mula! Mula! Mula!

Already competition for the PFL.

kjk might have to pull double duty

chuxtory
Apr 24, 2007
7:19 PM
Hi David squared...
I wonder if the leagues will require the girls to sign a "No-Compete" clause?
We'll have to get the Legal Dept. to look into that.....
Thanx...

Miracle
Apr 24, 2007
7:20 PM
Didn't know that league existed, and do they need a commissioner?

Miracle
Apr 24, 2007
7:21 PM
Oh yeah


Hi Hoser

Saxman57
Apr 24, 2007
7:22 PM
And to think the Saxman household is about to purchase a new Hi-Def TV...

Great to see you posting again, chux!

chuxtory
Apr 24, 2007
7:27 PM
Miracle!!!

You can be Commish....I've got my resume in for towel-boy / rub-down guy...
And.... I still don't know what a F'n hoser is.....

chuxtory
Apr 24, 2007
7:28 PM
Sax!!!
Does this mean we're invited over for Nacho's and Rasslin' ????

ShooterB
Apr 24, 2007
9:38 PM
Will Rosie O'Donnell make an appearance?

fuzzboss
Apr 24, 2007
10:12 PM
Shooter, I was doing so well 'til the Rosie comment.
By the way, somewhere I read that the original Olympians, all Greeks I think and male, did their competitions nude. That's the Greek way and looked what happened to them!

MeanDovine
Apr 24, 2007
10:14 PM
I'm watching, what the hell!

chuxtory
Apr 25, 2007
3:46 AM
I didn't see Rosie's name on the list of participates.... it appears most of the "girls" are also dealers at a place called Nevada-Casino, a Live, Nude, casino...... ya gotta love a place like that!!!


Hey Fuzz!!!

chuxtory
Apr 25, 2007
3:47 AM
MeanD!!!!!

I'm Honored, kind sir.

I had you figured as one of the principle investors...

evilquacks101
Apr 25, 2007
6:42 AM
Maybe not the most important sports news ever, but it's a pretty good one that's for sure.

Perhaps that perversion and fall of western civilization idea might not be so bad...........With all of the aggression and anger in the world, sex could just be the answer.

That just puts added fear to the statement "yo I'm gonna "F" you up" (unless your a #### of course)

FlyingPig
Apr 25, 2007
8:48 AM
Hmmm...SOmething tells me that the chicks that will be wrestling will not be as asthetically pleasing as miss electra. We'll probably get nasty broads with snaggle teeth and tuck unders. Let me know how this works out for ya Chux.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
8:55 AM
Flying, you are confusing that with "The View"

Miracle
Apr 25, 2007
9:56 AM
I went to that web site, has a bunch of little stars and stuff over their parts that I'm interested in seeing.

How about more naked activities for women?

How bout Rosie O'Connell in a crotchless thong working a post hole digger? (I hope you read this right before lunch)

The_Return_of_Manrub
Apr 25, 2007
10:14 AM
Naked Women's Wrestling? Something tells me I'm not going to see a technical wrestling masterpiece, and something else tells me that we somehow won't see Carmen Electra nude. Despite that, this should be an interesting show, provided that they don't get confused by Ric Flair's man-boobs and strip him down to nothing.

Miracle: I read that right after lunch, sadly.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
10:23 AM
miracle, sadly that rosie movie has already been released. will have to find title for it. only saving grace in it was you got to see Dana Delany the same way.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
10:35 AM
movie was "exit to eden"

Miracle
Apr 25, 2007
11:04 AM
Damn couldn't find any good pictures of Dana in that Dominatrix outfit.

Yeah I thought I was just being funny, didn't know pictures of Rosie like that actually existed.
Now I'm not feeling so good.

Nooch
Apr 25, 2007
12:27 PM
Chux,

Don't kid yourself, this IS the most important sports story ever. Carmen Electra, naked wrestling. That takes second place to nothing.

Unfortunately, all of this talk of Rosie O'Donnell in any state of undress has ruined the moment.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
12:33 PM
i am sure you can see the DANA pictures on the internet somewhere

FishElkhornCreek
Apr 25, 2007
12:57 PM
I asked my wife and she says I can't watch. I'm going to Saxman's house to watch it on the new HDTV. Hopefully they won't be the kind of chicks that FP thinks will be on there.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
1:05 PM
wifes, not all, take the fun out of everything.

lisa4usc
Apr 25, 2007
2:12 PM
chux...flippin' hilarious post! BOTD for sure!

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
2:31 PM
wonder if they would allow couple matches

rivjo
Apr 25, 2007
2:40 PM
Yeah, I saw that movie. Dana Delaney had mega-bush before stuff like the Brazilian wax became popular.

Rosie O'Donnell in those outfits can temporarily blind a man, so watch Exit to Eden at your own risk.

As for the wrestling, as long as it's not like 49.99 on pay per view you can count my naked lady loving self in.

david1david
Apr 25, 2007
2:46 PM
wonder how much drugs the casting director was on when they came up with that idea for Rosie. Bet her own boyfriend would not even watch it.

chuxtory
Apr 25, 2007
4:02 PM
Evil!!! Thanx..... If we have to have too much of something, in the world... I'll vote for sex too...

Pig... don't be so pessimistic..... the girls on the website weren't half bad....

David and Miracle.... Exit to Eden was Dana D's cinamatic highlight.... a true classic..... Ggrrrrrrr

chuxtory
Apr 25, 2007
4:06 PM
Hey Nooch...... Thanks!!! The good news is... Rosie has resigned from "The View" today.... maybe she'll just go-away all together...

Lisa.... Thank you kind lass..... Have fun at the race!!!

Rivjo.... quite the honor sir... I think $49.99 may be well worth the Debut.... but I wouldn't invest in the package just yet....

chuxtory
Apr 25, 2007
4:09 PM
Fishin'.... We'll have to flip to see who drives to Sax's house... he's in the Great NorthWest someplace...

Manrub.... do you think there are enough people who HAVEN"T seen Carman naked to make a difference in the ratings??

Last edited by chuxtory on April 25th at 5:46 PM.

socratesofswat
Apr 25, 2007
9:01 PM
Oh the rating will definitely go up now that Rosie O'Donnell has free time. I thought I just saw her at Best Buy buying out the HDTV's.

chuxtory
Apr 26, 2007
4:31 AM
Hey!!! My first drive-by!!
Thanx socretes, whoever you are.....

Miracle
Apr 26, 2007
8:41 PM
I don't think I've seen her naked. If you've seen one silicone enhanced hooter.......well naturally you want to see the other one too.

Saxman57
Apr 26, 2007
10:26 PM
Yup....party at my house!

chuxtory
Apr 27, 2007
3:01 PM
Miracle..... Hey!!! I can call ya Dr.Feel again!!!

I'm a big fan of surgically enhanced hooters!!!

MCLioness
May 9, 2007
9:27 AM
Chux: You are so right to worry... One always has to question the judgement of a woman who married Dennis Rodman.

Hilarious! Just stopping by to see what you've been up to. Glad I did. You've been using that brain to make serious leaps of intellect. What a visionary!

david1david
May 9, 2007
9:33 AM
any updates on league play? any news on PFL news?

born2playin69
May 9, 2007
10:23 AM
Hmmmm, after the kids are in bed?

For me it will be after the kids and most definately after the wife goes to bed.....

Beings that she stays up far later than me, I assume I will never see it anyways...and with my luck, the one time I do they will have a celebrity in the house wrestling in the nude and of course it will probably be Rosie Odonnell....brb, I gotta hurl.

Hi!

david1david
May 9, 2007
10:33 AM
born, you can always get TIVO, watch when ever you want.

fatmaw1
May 9, 2007
10:43 AM
I guess she's not gettin enough roll back off those diet pills she's been advertising.

Born...where the heck have you been. I sent you a message over on the SportingNews site. Stick around. Things have calmed down here since the Dusty wars have been fought and won. Good to see ya!!

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