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Getting the Black Flag -- Part I
Nov 02, 2007 | 10:34AM | report this
CC Rider's Favorite Sports Posts of the Week


Some people think getting a black flag is a bad thing. Let's be real. A black flag is street cred. Besides, chicks don't dig the long ball, they dig the bad boys (and in your case, Sarah, the bad girls).

So I'm giving my favorite sports posts this week a black flag.

Odell v. Goodell
Sarah at Strike Zones and End Zones writes a piece for The Naughty American about Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Odell Thurman's suit against the NFL under the Americans with Disabilities Act, challenging his suspension by citing his alcoholism as a disability (tsk, tsk, Sarah -- writing for The Naughty American -- and I thought you were a good girl).

Jared Allen's Mullet Wins and Award
Someone who did NOT sue the NFL for his suspension for violating the league's substance abuse policy is Jared Allen. Allen was named AFC Defensive Player of the month and Arrowhead Addict reports Allen is now giving his mullet credit for the award. His mullet did it. Roger Goodell needs to get the #### man out to Arrowhead and check Allen's progress in recovery.

Baby Bull vs. Midget

I did not find this post from Chris over at Blog of Hilarity in any way shape or form funny or enjoyable. In fact, I'm really offended on behalf of the midget. And the poor baby bull. That's exactly why I'm linking it here.

The Chief's Power Rankings

The Chief provides his absolutely hilarious NFL power rankings for Hugging Harold Reynolds. MEMO TO SPORTS ILLUSTRATED AND THE NFL HALL OF FAME: Fire that fat pig Peter King and hire The Chief. Today.

KLValus is off to Texas Motor Speedway for Miller Lite and FoxSports.com
Winner of Miller Lite and FoxSports.com's version of a Florida election (somehow FoxSports.com completely screwed up and the right person won) and judge of The Black Flag-DirecTV NASCAR Hotpass Moment Contest at Epic Carnival has over drugged her patients for the weekend so she can head off to Texas Motor Speedway and hang with NASCAR bad boy Kurt Busch.

Two Words Redskins Fans Never Want to Hear Again: Heath Shuler
At First and Ten Inches
, the Ghost of Heath Shuler Stirs a QB Controversy in Miami during their quest for their second and greatest perfect season. Not sure which is scarier this Halloween week. Thoughts of Shuler and his room temperature IQ in the NFL or in Congress. A biopic of his life could be called dumb and dumber. The NFL is a thinking man's sport, but Shuler is right in his element in Congress.

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Lisa H
Nov 2, 2007
11:24 AM
Chicks dig the long ball. And going deep on 2nd and 1.
It's a fact. Recognize.

Great post...loved it.
PS..My prayers and wishes are with CJ. Take care....
Lise

tophatal
Nov 2, 2007
11:41 AM
ccr1d3r
The real abomination was the game played in my hometown of London last weekend. How badly can two teams play and actually expect the fans to find that piece of c*ap entertaining. And amidst all of this it's still Goodell's wish to experiment with the NFL in Europe. If it's his wish to burn money whilst not getting anything tangible in return then he might as well just dump a whole boat load of it in the ocean.
As for Heath Shuler isn't he now a member of Congress ? I suppose there'll be one or two lobbyist's kissing his as* sooner rather than later ?

tophatal

ccr1d3r
Nov 2, 2007
2:37 PM
Lisa, CJ is doing great.

Chicks used to dig the long ball. No more. Why? All the long ball hitters are juicing and that makes their bats short and limp.

Tophat, yes Shuler is a Member of Congress. A place where he can display the same lack of intelligence he did in the NFL and feel right at home.

klvalus
Nov 2, 2007
9:26 PM
Hey CCR- Thanks for the street cred! After qualifying well, lets hope Kurt is "bad fast" and drags me all the way to Victory Lane right with him!

tophatal
Nov 5, 2007
9:09 AM
ccr13dr
We can thank out lucky stars that he's not got a cabinet position within this administration. Say like Treasury Secretary , Sec Of State or even Defense Secretary or worse yet the head of FEMA.
We'd all be going to hell in a hand basket !
He's no Steve Largent or Tom Osborne who've served their constituents very well over the years.

tophatal

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