More Crazy Clemens Scandals Rock The Sports World
Apr 30, 2008 | 8:30AM | TheSportsComedian
The
sordid details of Roger Clemens personal life continue to trickle out
of the woodwork as the former favorite baseball son is dragged through
the mud by newspapers and other media. First it was the Mitchell
Report, then the McNamee lawsuit, and now the Mindy McCready story. It
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Nobody is who or what they appear to be! A sad state of affairs.
Mar 04, 2008 | 8:56PM | gcoach
I have been following the MLB performance enhancing drug usage scandal as much, well maybe not as much, as anyone. I read and listened to the Marion Jones debacle and shrugged my shoulders and bowed my head. I reme... Read More
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Money For Nothing
Mar 01, 2008 | 3:59AM | HalfBaked
As a guy who is used to seeing everything he touches turn to gold, or at least to wins and strikeouts, Roger Clemens must be a bit mystified by the prospect of a formerly adoring public looking at him with skepticism and scorn despite his assurances both in public and under oath that he never used performance enhancing drugs.The latest door to begin swinging shut in Roger's face is Drayton McLane's. The Houston Astros owner... Read More
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Ain't Nuthin' But A Slander Party: Hank Steinbrenner Opens Mouth And Inserts Foot
Feb 19, 2008 | 9:38AM | ReverendRhythm
Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree as, Hank Steinbrenner, the newly appointed leader of one of the Big Apple’s most famous institutions is following in his father’s footsteps. In the midst of baseball’s current baseball steroids scandal, which prominently figures two o... Read More
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Mongolians Conquer Montana While Congress Distracted With Sports Investigations
Feb 18, 2008 | 10:27AM | TheSportsComedian
"We
are now down to 49 states", announced President George Bush this
morning in a speech from the Oval Office. "Apparently, over the last
few weeks a new Mongolian army has sprung up in southern Canada, a... Read More
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U.S. Navy To Shoot Rocket At Falling Satellite
Feb 16, 2008 | 3:20AM | HalfBaked
Half-Baked Ravings has uncovered an internal United States Navy memorandum, classified "Top Secret," which lays out in detail the steps the military is planning to take to ensure a crippled satellite which will fall to Earth in late-February or early-March will not land in a populated area.The object, a spy satellite identified as US193, launched in December, 2006, has been hurtling in an... Read More
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Specter: quit making a Federal case out of it!
Feb 15, 2008 | 11:19AM | Lisa H
Arlen Specter, a Republican Senator for Pennsylvania, is really starting to get on my nerves. He simply won't let it go; the Patriots probably videotaped all of the opposing teams' sidelines (i... Read More
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Down the Rabbit Hole With Bud Selig
Feb 13, 2008 | 7:09PM | HalfBaked
Continuing in his well-established pattern of searching out the biggest steaming pile of cow dung in the field and then jumping on it with both feet, Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig Tuesday defended baseball's drug testing program and insisted the sport was fully capable of running it rather than turning it over to an independent third party.Taken on its own, the statement might actually be true, but coming as it did against the backdrop of... Read More
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Clemens Puts Out Hot New Statistics Website
Jan 29, 2008 | 9:44AM | TheSportsComedian
Since
being named in the Mitchell Report investigation on steroids, Roger
Clemens has been on a crusade to clear his name from the books. The
latest effort in doing so is his new RogerClemensReport.com, which is
an extremely raunchy an... Read More
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Jose Canseco To Release New Epic Sci-Fi Book
Jan 23, 2008 | 9:18AM | TheSportsComedian
Jose
Canseco is set to release his new book "The Vindicator", a follow-up to
his 2005 tell-all where he outed many members of the baseball elite for
steroid use. In his new book, which is also based on real life
observations, Canseco chronicles the adventures ... Read More
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ESPN Losing Viewers To C-SPAN After Intense Hearings
Jan 16, 2008 | 8:34AM | TheSportsComedian
After
an intense day of congressional hearings aired live on ESPN News about
the steroids trial, many sports fans are now switching over to C-SPAN
full time. "Sports just can't cut it anymore," said Gary Yup, a
frequent ESPN viewer from Atlanta. ... Read More
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"USC coaches knew Bush was taking money"....
Jan 15, 2008 | 12:07PM | Lisa H
The Orange County Register (1/15/08) is reporting that during a Lloyd Lake interview on Monday, Lake said "he thinks USC coaches knew Bush was taking money in violation of the NCAA rules." Lake is the sports agent who is suing Bush for allegedly agreeing to have his new company, Ne... Read More
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My Own Personal Bucket List
Jan 11, 2008 | 6:39PM | HalfBaked
There's a new movie out, called The Bucket List, and it stars one of my favorite actors, Morgan Freeman. He's been in like a hundred movies and was believable in his role in every one of them as far as I'... Read More
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As The Stomach Turns
Jan 08, 2008 | 10:19AM | HalfBaked
Are you a soap opera fan? There's a new one on the air now, maybe you've caught an episode or two. This one has all the usual plot twists you expect out of your favorite daytime tear-jerker. Love, l... Read More
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Give baseball its proper funeral now?
Jan 08, 2008 | 9:07AM | Lisa H
After watching the Roger Clemens' interview with Mike Wallace, one thing immediately struck me. Wallace didn't follow up Clemens' answers with some more obvious questions.What really seemed like ... Read More
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Weighing in on the Clemens Saga
Jan 07, 2008 | 7:19PM | tkatt00
I want to believe Roger Clemens. I really do.
In my eyes, Clemens is the greatest pitcher who’s ever lived. He’s got seven Cy You... Read More
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