NBA: Rookies Arthur And Chalmers Thrown Out Of Camp
Sep 04, 2008 | 2:20PM | JL III
Rookies and former college teammates Mario Chalmers and Darrell Arthur, were caught with possession of marijuana Wednesday night while attending the NBA's Rookie transition program camp.
The consequences of their action: a $ 20,000 fine, public embarrassment, and a da... Read More
categories: Mario Chalmers, Darrell Arthur, O.J. Mayo, Michael Beasley, Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat, Memphis Grizzlies, Shawn Marion
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2008 NBA Awards - Blogger Style
Aug 25, 2008 | 5:03PM | J-DIZZLE
Thanks to Nique's All-NBA All-Blog Team idea and Bleed's suggestions of other bloggers who are worthy of being NBA All-Blogger, I came up with my own version based on the seasonal awards given to NBA players and coaches.
MVP: Hoffman. Not only does Hoffy represent the Lakers well on these blogs, he's also one of the... Read More
categories: NBA, NBA Playoffs, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Los Angeles Lakers, Other, J-Dizzle, KEEPING SCORE
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USA vs. Spain Gold Medal Match: A Running Diary
Aug 24, 2008 | 5:57AM | JL III
I haven't really stuck my hat into much as the USA Mens Basketball team, A.K.A the Redeem Team, has made garbage out of every team that they have played, winning handily at ea... Read More
categories: Kobe Bryant, Pau Gasol, LeBron James, Jason Kidd, Chris Paul, Dwyane Wade, Dwight Howard, Deron Williams, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh
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U.S.A. Officials Already Working On Inventing More Olympic Sports We Can Dominate
Aug 21, 2008 | 7:47AM | TheSportsComedian
After
yet another successful run at this year's Olympic games for sports we
invented and play mostly in this country, the United States Olympic
Committee is hard at work inventing sports for the next games. With
baseball and softball being removed after this Olympics, we are losing
two staples of Americ... Read More
categories: Olympics, Olympic games, Dwyane Wade, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Allen Iverson, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard, The Sports Comedian, Beach Volleyball, Basketball, NBA, NBA Tipoff
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USA Basektball Team May Try 'This Defense Thing The Rest Of The World Talks About'
Aug 07, 2008 | 7:09AM | TheSportsComedian
LeBron
James said at a press conference today from Beijing that the Men's
basketball team is going to attempt "that whole defense thing everyone
in the world keeps talking about". Defense, a tactic commonly used in
European and World basketball, is where players attempt to actu... Read More
categories: Olympics, Dwyane Wade, Kobe Bryant, Carmelo Anthony, Dwight Howard, Men's Basketball, The Sports Comedian, USA, NBA
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The Eastern Conference Is Improving, You Should Take Notice
Jul 10, 2008 | 12:00PM | JL III
The Eastern Conference was the laughing stock of the NBA last season. Despite having the NBA Champions in the Celtics, the teams fell off greatly after that, and e... Read More
categories: Boston Celtics, Indiana Pacers, Jermaine O’Neal, T.J. Ford, Chris Bosh, Elton Brand, Michael Beasley, Dwyane Wade
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In the NBA, Size Really Matters
Jul 04, 2008 | 12:12PM | Regicide
The supposedly unconventional belief that 'size doesn't matter' has become so normal these days that it isn't even questioned. Sure, we laud players like Kevin Durant for their wing-spans, and players like Yao Ming for their h... Read More
categories: NBA, Allen Iverson, Derrick Rose, Michael Beasley, Nate Robinson, Charles Barkley, Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, Dwyane Wade, Isiah Thomas, Shaquille O’Neal, Ben Gordon, Chicago Bulls, Golden State Warriors, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, NBA Tipoff
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Kobe's Retort
Jun 24, 2008 | 11:27AM | pdloos
So the Big Fella got me, I’m still a ring short
But I’m the one that’s still gettin it done on the court
See I still got time, cuz I’m 29
But for the Big Has-Been it’s the end of the line
He big, he’s slow, he’s dumb and 36
And his last two rings came with the help of a fix
And we also all know what Shaq can’t do
See, Shaq can’t win without a Hall of Fame 2
That’s right, Shaq can’t win without a Hall of Fame 2
Last time I checked, I was the league MVP
While Shaq was watching me on his flat-screen TV
See, I led my team to a #1 seed
While Shaq led his to the worst mark in the league
But he couldn’t be a man and share the blame
So he trashed his own team and put ‘em all to shame
And once again he proved what he can’t do
That’s right, Shaq can’t win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
Shaq can’t win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
And so Shaq bailed and let the bad aura linger,
While pledging to the Suns to put a ring on their finger
But instead he went out meekly in round number one
And just like that, his promise was done
So join me now in raising a glass
And raise right up the fat ####’s ####
Because we all know what Shaq can’t do
Shaq can’t win without a Hall-of-Fame 2
That’s right Shaq can’t win without a Hall-of-Fame 2 Read More
categories: Shaquille O’Neal, Kobe Bryant, Los Angeles Lakers, Phoenix Suns, Miami Heat, Dwyane Wade, NBA, NBA Playoffs
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My Fair Lady: Will Shawn Marion Sign With The Nuggets?
May 26, 2008 | 12:40PM | JL III
Should he stay, or should he go? That is the question on the mind of star forward Shawn Marion after a season of surprise, disappointment, and a change of area codes.
The Matrix averaged 15.4 PPG, 11.2 RPG, during the regular season, after being traded in the blo... Read More
categories: Carmelo Anthony, Allen Iverson, Marcus Camby, Dwyane Wade, Shawn Marion, Denver Nuggets
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When will the "Next" star show up??
May 22, 2008 | 1:03PM | HuskerJedi
A friend of mine recently sent me an e-mail that got me a little fired up. This is the meat of what he asked...
"when has a college superstar come out and reall... Read More
categories: Michael Jordan, Michael Beasley, LaDainian Tomlinson, Edgerrin James, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Larry Bird, Joe Montana, John Elway, Chicago Bulls, Brett Favre, Kevin Durant, Nick Collison, Earl Watson, Jerry Rice, Derrick Rose, Dwyane Wade, Tim Duncan, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Charles Barkley
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I Love This Game?
May 11, 2008 | 5:24PM | ian2813
The NBA just isn't what it used to be. While baseball has always been my favorite sport, basketball used to be my second-favorite by a wid... Read More
categories: NBA, Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Lakers, Detroit Pistons, San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat, Boston Celtics, Phil Jackson, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal, Tim Duncan, Michael Jordan, Sacramento Kings, David Stern, New Jersey Nets, Dallas Mavericks, Cleveland Cavaliers
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Miami Heat Blow Rest Of Money On Booze & Draft Lottery Tickets
May 07, 2008 | 11:16AM | TheSportsComedian
There
is trouble in Miami today as a story broke that late last night a fight
erupted between the Miami Heat and team President Pat Riley. Apparently
the Miami Heat had positioned themselves well with the trade of Shaq to
be well under ... Read More
categories: NBA, Pat Riley, Miami Heat, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal, Phoenix Suns, NBA Draft, The Sports Comedian, Tyler Hansbrough, O.J. Mayo, Cleveland Cavaliers
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Miami Heat Hire Investigator To Check On Their Shots
Apr 01, 2008 | 11:33AM | TheSportsComedian
A
day after setting the record for fewest field goals in a game, the
Miami Heat have hired a private investigator to check on where exactly
their shots are going instead of through the net. "I have a su####ion
our field goals are sneaking around on us when they are supposed to be
g... Read More
categories: The Sports Comedian, Picture Of The Day, Miami Heat, Pat RIley, Dwyane Wade, Shaquille O’Neal, Ricky Davis, Boston Celtics, NBA
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