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Wild Cheers For The Candyman For Sportsmanlike Response To Mr. Ed’s Treachery At Bristol!! Dale Jr. Envious?
Aug 26, 2008 | 4:13PM | report this
At Bristol Saturday night, the Candyman once again displayed his class and sportsmanship after that Mr. Horse Teeth guy resorted to dirty tricks to steal the win!

After leading most of the laps, it was clear as the race was nearing the end, that no one could catch the Candyman. The Candyman even slowed down some so the other drivers wouldn’t feel emasculated by his dominating performance! Of course, no expected a driver in the Cup series would try and capitalize on this and sink as low as Mr. Horse Teeth! He took advantage of the Candyman’s generosity and tried to wreck him!! The certain crash was only averted through the unmatched driving skills of the Candyman! I’m sure the rest of the drivers where in awe watching that awesome display of driving skills!

As we've come to expect from the Candyman, he took the high road and didn't retaliate against this deplorable act. He simply gave Mr. Horse teeth a little tap, letting him know he could do the same thing right back, but had the class not too! He would’ve just simply blazed right back by him, but the Candyman’s jealous teammate took advantage of the situation and pinned the Candyman down at the bottom of the track in a desperate attempt to pass this icon of NASCAR. As we all know, he was unsuccessful, but he held up the Candyman long enough for Mr. Horse Teeth to gallop away.

Now we come to one of the most amazing events in all of motorsports history! After Mr. Horse Teeth crossed the finish line and took his dirty win, the Candyman, rising to new heights of sportsmanship never before seen, went and gave him one of those congratulatory "donuts" on the side of his car! Remember? Like that guy in the black car used to do? What a gesture! And the ties to NASCAR’s past tradition just made it even more special! What was Mr. Horse Teeths reaction to this? He tried to wreck the Candyman AGAIN!!! Unbelievable!!!!

The Candyman was understandably upset by this nasty response to his spectacular display of sportsmanship, but he took solace in the wild cheers he could hear from all the fans at Bristol for his class in the face of such nastiness. I bet the Candyman gained THOUSANDS more fans that night! I bet even Dale Jr. was envious of the love displayed for the Candyman that night!

I know you all are just honored to be alive at a time like this, to be able to witness such greatness. Don’t let the de####able acts of others discourage you. We all need to follow the example of the Candyman, and rise above the poor sportsmanship of others. Let’s save all our emotions and use them to cheer the Candyman to victory next week! That’s the way the class acts get their revenge: rising above the fray and taking the win through clean racing!

I hope from witnessing this event, that we will all aspire to take the lessons learned from the Candyman’s example and apply them in our own lives to improve this world we all live in!

What a man that Candyman! A Pillar of virtue! An example to all!

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pioneerof50
Aug 26, 2008
4:41 PM
Excellent commentary, you should write for Sports Illustrated!! WOW I havent had such a good laugh all year...ROFL LMAO...I am amazed at your insite to the 'candyazzzman', yes he is a virtue if #### isnt he!!! Thanks for the entertainment, keep up the good work,...a fan of yours

trinton
Aug 26, 2008
4:55 PM
what world are you from the candyman stinks

'55CrownVic
Aug 26, 2008
5:23 PM
Well done! Funny as hell!

frevr3fan
Aug 26, 2008
5:39 PM
Hmmm

Last edited by frevr3fan on August 26th at 5:42 PM.

JOKERSWILD
Aug 26, 2008
5:41 PM
Even though I dispise Kyle Busch I thought this was a funny blog.

peace6
Aug 26, 2008
6:17 PM
the spin of the century! are you running for office? LOL

candyman18
Aug 26, 2008
6:26 PM
Thanks for your support Pioneer and Crownvic. Coming from Ford fans that just shows class!

3Fan.... You had to edit "hmmmm"? LOL

LJSNAKE
Aug 26, 2008
7:28 PM
Candyman CLASS? From KB, not class at all.

What I saw was the very reason RICK showed KB the door at HMS, what I saw was a very angry lil boy, what I saw was a NASCAR driver resort to name calling cause he could not get it done on the race track, what I saw was a driver who has wrecked more cars/trucks this year crying cause he got bumped. What I saw was lil boy try and do harm to another driver after the race was over. Thankfully no one was hurt because of his lil temper tantrum.

What I saw was everything that is Kyle Busch, and I did not like what I saw.

LJSNAKE
Aug 26, 2008
7:30 PM
WTG.. You are the best fiction bloger of all time..

You obviously suffer from, cranial rectal inversion..

Not one fan agrees with this work of fiction..

Last edited by LJSNAKE on August 26th at 7:33 PM.

frevr3fan
Aug 26, 2008
8:24 PM
Candyman- Yeah i did. I just wanted to give you your respect.

jrbravesjetsfan
Aug 26, 2008
8:46 PM
Candyman, is your real name RICHARD CRANIUM?

jon_464
Aug 26, 2008
9:20 PM
Even though I don't agree with a word of what you said, it was a funny blog.

RA6AN
Aug 26, 2008
10:50 PM
Thanks for the good time. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

You may refer to him as a horse, but we all know who wears the blinders!

Last edited by RA6AN on August 27th at 11:47 PM.

candyman18
Aug 26, 2008
11:34 PM
Mr. 3fan: The Candyman believes in free speech. Feel free to speak your mind, the Candyman can take it! The Candyman's like a duck! A cool, good humored one though, one that lets things slide off him. Certainly not one of those AFLAAAAAACK screaming freaks of nature!

GUARD MR..JUNIORS AMP 88
Aug 27, 2008
3:56 AM
holy fkk...

I think I may just go and PUKE again....WTF, are you gonna SHARE some of those fkkn DRUGS your on?!!

GUARD MR..JUNIORS AMP 88
Aug 27, 2008
4:07 AM
candyman18...NOPE still don't regret ANYTHING I have said lol....
and although you are still being very funny...it's not in a way that you think *winks* don't quit your day job.
and your chin is sittin' mighty close to shrubs nuts...no NOT the peanuts in his fem&fems lmao Peace>>>

noahspop2001
Aug 27, 2008
6:06 AM
Ahh...Yes... I am a Kyle fan. But he needs to take what he gives. He can dish it. So he damm well better be able to take it. He sounded like a real cry baby in the interview.

YOur blog was Funny as HEII. But Kyles rant was not. Should be fun to watch the 2 beat on eachother some more..

RacingInsider
Aug 27, 2008
11:58 AM
You really need to step back from your computer and take a deeeeeep breath. You have a problem ...

RacingInsider
Aug 27, 2008
12:00 PM
.. I believe that the 'cheers' were for Carl's t-boning of Jughead Busch !! Better review you tivo of the race !!

photogr
Aug 27, 2008
12:17 PM
Oh well . If it ain't one thing, it is another.

klvalus
Aug 27, 2008
1:49 PM
I see your at it again Candyman...LOL
Is this a result of you hitting your head when you hit the wall a few weeks back? Good to read you didnt knock the wit right outta your noggin.

All hail Kyle, king of sportsmanship!

NiqueD
Aug 27, 2008
2:03 PM
Hilarous!!!

NASCARQUEEN
Aug 27, 2008
2:10 PM
I don't know what kind of medications you are on but maybe you need to share them with the rest of us.

The word "Unsportsmanlike conduct" listed in the dictionary has Candyman's picture next to it. How do you explain that ??? Just curious !!!

For your information I became a die-hard fan of "Mr. Horse Teeth" Saturday night !!!

Last edited by NASCARQUEEN on August 27th at 2:11 PM.

candyman18
Aug 27, 2008
2:56 PM


Last edited by candyman18 on August 27th at 2:57 PM.

fatmaw1
Aug 27, 2008
4:17 PM
So basically, Kyle can dish it out...but he can't take it!! Is that what you're trying to say?

candyman18
Aug 27, 2008
6:27 PM
Mr. Horse Teeth is trying to change his image to being more "cool". Doesn't work for me, you decide:

attuser
Sep 3, 2008
4:09 PM
Candyman, you are one confused person.

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