As we all know monopoly is back at McDonalds. We all know Boardwalk and Park Place are worth a million bucks if you have both pieces. It works like this though so the odds of you wining the million bucks are slim to none. On 1 half of the country they have Boardwalk and the other half gets Park Place. I have Park Place so I was thinking that if my buddies on the west coast has Boardwalk we can put the pieces together and split the million bucks 50/50. If you get Boardwalk let me know and we can share
I clearly have a lot of time on my hands so I got to thinking. Being that sports season is over unless you watch baseball or dare I say soccer or think that Nascar is a sport what do these guys do in there free time. Then I thought well even though they are big stars maybe what if they go into forums like this one and see what we say and even make a blog name to disguise themselves and make a comment because we do have random people come through and make a comment then vanish into the night to never be seen again. This could be possible. So I came up with this.
Kobe - Get over yourself. Jason Kidd will not go to the Lakers.
Michelle Wie- Give it up girl the act is getting old.
Pacman- Get a job that says would you like fries with that? I hear at strip clubs they serve food so you can work there. Hell I am sure every strip club knows you on a first name basis and its not because of you playing football so I know you can get hired. Tell Candy I said hi. Oh wait screw it you are now facing 2 felonies. Say hi to Big Bubba for me and remember dont drop the soap.
Pacmans Lawyer- You big dummy if you want to get your client to go free dont taunt the law by saying file charges if you can. Look what happened now he has 2 felonies pending on him now. If you were my lawyer I would fire you.
Joe Sakic- Joe we are going to take the cup away from the Ducks next year right?
Patrick Roy- When are you coming back? We miss you.
Barry Bonds- Go jump off a cliff.
Tiger Woods- Congrats on the baby girl. When should we expect your prodigy child to play golf. I hear Michelle Wie needs lessons maybe baby Sam can give her a few pointers.
Cincinnati Bengals owner- Sell the team. At the rate the team is going anyway there wont be a team come training camp.
Dan Wilkinson- You didnt show up to Denver for your physical and your not talking to the Dolphins thus your contract is terminated. Just incase you didnt know.
Stanley Cup Champs- Hey Ducks how come we arent hearing more excitement over your win? You guys deserve it.
Chris Drury- Come home buddy. Buffalo isnt right for you.
Terrell Davis- Will you try a physical again to come back to Denver? Pleaseeeee
Marty Schottenheimer- The Chargers will see what a big mistake it was to let you go when they dont do as well this year.
David Beckham- Your so sexy.
Thats all I got for now. I will come up with something more later. And yes for real Pacman is facing 2 felonies for the incident in Las Vegas. Pacmans lawyer said file charges if you can and my god they did. Pacman you will never play in the NFL again.
Since January 1 2007 Denver has had a lot of problems. Deaths then problems off the field. This post is not about that though. I cant believe I am doing this because I am not a big fan of basketball but this is about the Nuggets. Early this morning Nuggets forward DerMarr ( what kinda funky name is that) Johnson was tased by police. His nosey #### got himself involved in of all things a girl fight. Thats a big no no if you see to girls fighting stay out of it. He was then tased because they couldnt get him under control. Two girls are fighting and they need to get him under control? He was charged with interferening with a police officer and resisting arrest. Ok so youd think the Nuggs were done for the day and nothing else could go wrong for them. WRONG. Later on this afternoon Nuggets guard J.R. Smith was in a car accident. He ran a stop sign and collided with another car ejecting him and the passenger in his SUV. I feel bad he was injured and that the other guy had to be air lifted but goodness #### there was a stop sign. PAY ATTENTION. I am sure after the investigation they are going to say that drugs and something else played a factor. I think I need to go home to Denver and start getting my football players and these basketball players back in line.
I am 22 and I am a huge Broncos and Avalanche fan cant say the Rockies suck anymore and I never got into basketball. I should probably go and change my favorites seems how some of the people where here when I first started blogging in 2005 and they are not here anymore but I just choose not to right now.
