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2008 Finger Awards.... and the f!@# y!@ goes to...
Jan 02, 2008 | 7:57AM | report this

Welcome to the 2008 Finger Awards...


While this is in no way an annual event, I may decide it will be, but I also reserve the right to hand out more awards when the comments take a turn south...
Before you try and convince me about how great yesterday's football was... let me stop you there. Yesterday could have been the best New Years Day football feast EVER in the history of college football.
No, it would not have taken a playoff.
All it took was a Rose Bowl committee that didn't have their heads up their ####.
The Rose Bowl proved yesterday that it has NO integrity. The BCS proved yesterday it has LITTLE relevance. The best game of the day was hands down the Florida/Michigan game. A close second was the Gator Bowl with Texas Tech/Virginia.
Yes, I know there were two BCS games played yesterday. Yes, I know the Cotton Bowl was SUPPOSED to be a good game.
It wasn't.
The SEC failed to prove anything more than how mediocre it really is.
A 6-6 SEC team does not belong in a game with a 11-2 Big 12 Team. What are we the #### WAC or something?
Aside from everything else and the obvious, "Mizzou belonged in the BCS" statement, yesterday was a day of great disappointment.
Hawaii proved they did not belong in the BCS or Top 20. What a waste of time. #### ridiculous.
I have said it before... Colt Brennan would be chewed up and spit out of a real conference.
Unqualified observations from the banana section? f!@# that nimrod on Fox Sports Radio for saying fans don't have the qualifications to form opinions. Not really John Fricke, but that other schmuck from Tampa.
I watch way more games and read just as much as you pricks. No, I may not talk to the folks you do, but how much of that banter is air worthy? Didn't think so.
f!@# y!@ Kirk Herbstreit for picking Arkansas to beat Mizzou. f!@# y!@ Mark May for picking every SEC team to beat their bowl opponents. And f!@# y!@ Mark May for being an arrogant #### on the air. Dude, I like your analysis just try a slice of humble pie and show some repect for that old man next you. He has forgotten more about football than you will ever know.

Without further ado...


Worst Sportscast of the Year

Monday Night Football

Sports #### of the Year

Rose Bowl Committee

Worst Game of the Year

Sugar Bowl - Georgia vs. Hawaii

Evil Empire of the Year

New England Patriots

Worst Waste of Taxpayer Money

The Mitchell Report

Worst  CFB Program of the Year

West Virginia Mountaineers

Most Over Rated Conference of the Year

SEC

Worst Scheduling of the Year

The NHL Outdoor Classic

Worst Comeback of the Year

Ricky Williams

 

Worst Sport on TV of the Year

Poker... even though it is NOT a sport!

Worst Sports Coverage

NASCAR

Worst Network of the Year

NFL Network

Worst PBP of the Year

Bryant Gumble

And, no, I will not include the argument for each award. I don't feel the need to quailify my opinion today.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence
Jun 24, 2007 | 10:47PM | report this

Yep. I moved to Tampa.

Since the last time I visited the site I have since become somewhat of a racing fan.

Of course, my favorite driver is Ricky Bobby, but let's not dwell on the details.

Watching the race today though I was bored to tears. Save the road #### for the open wheel freaks.

Seriously.

What was the average speed today? Are we in a #### school zone or something?

Anyway, the pushing and shoving was nice at times, but Sonoma had more yellow than a Mizzou football game. 

But back to me being a Tampa resident.

#### the Seahawks.

Oh. ...er, sorry my Washington friends. I still have the bad taste in my mouth from all the crow I had to eat after talking so much #### before and during the playoff game last year.

#### Romo. Better watch your #### or the Bucs might send over the Snake.

Anyway.

Being here in the land of pirates there is a lot of talk of Garcias and Gradkowskis and poor little golden boy.

First of all dude, if you can't start at Texas with an Applewhite on your team, you better #### prepare to be a Buccaneer when Garcia is coming to town.

He made folks talk about benching a #### half of famer in Philly for ####'s sake.

Your days are numbered because a 3rd string quarterback isn't worth $2 mill a year, kid.

Sore abdomen my ####.

Go iron some #### clothes.

 

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Who Wins The Daytona 500?
Feb 10, 2007 | 4:08PM | report this

A) Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

B) Tony Stewart

C) some other ####

D) who cares cause NASCAR isn't  a sport anyway

 

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No, I did not throw darts at an atlas and pick my teams. I grew up a DIEHARD, Texas-bred Dallas Cowboys FANATIC. I went to Mizzou during the Larry Smith and Norm Stewart years, but now I live on a beach in South Florida. I'm a published #### talker and once did a story on Jason Sutherland getting a sex change in order to join the WNBA. That was of course, in no way true, but funny enough for an April Fools edition of the school paper.
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