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by: bob260505
The All Name List- Adult Movie Style
Jul 08, 2008 | 10:33PM | report this

So many names fly under the radar in everyday conversation. The main reason could be that the names aren’t spelled exactly the way they sound. Another reason is that the names are in sports so the association isn’t made when saying the names. This is by far not the type of work I am most proud of but I just had to say something didn’t I?

Below is a list of names. They are separated by starters and bench players from all type of sports. The starters are the athletes with the best names most likely to have robes and special colognes off of the field. The bench players are close but should be happy to be on the team. The list could have been called pitchers and catchers but that may have been to much innuendo.

All the names below are current athletes and their names are real. I know I missed someone so let me know by commenting below. I would hate to leave anyone out.  You may also have to click on some of the names to allow the names to show up.  The names are in no particular order.

Starters:

 

 

the big unit"The Big Unit" Randy Johnson

Kerry Wood

Grady Sizemore

Albert Pujols

John David Booty

Kosuke Fukudome

B.J. Upton

Chase Headly

Reggie Bush

The Bench:

Pudge Rodriguez

Nick Swisher

Rich Harden

Jake Long

James Hardy

Nick Harden

Johnny Dingle

Dominique Foxworth

 Assistant coaches are very important too. Which is why the list has former MLB players Rollie Fingers, Rusty Kuntz, and #### Pole along with former "baller" Magic Johnson. #### Butkus is the assitant to the traveling secretary.

Head coach is former NBA coach #### Harter

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kellyscott
Jul 9, 2008
2:55 AM
HEY COACH HARTER WAS HEAD COACH HERE AT THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON FOR A WHILE!!!. the kamakazie kids... diving for lose basketball balls???? brought the fans to their feet!!!!!! i also recall the games vs UCLA when many!! students would camp out in front of macourt to get the front row seats!!!!

aero13
Jul 9, 2008
4:44 AM
Thanks man I needed that!

JOKERSWILD
Jul 9, 2008
4:47 AM
Lol Now if you could just find a was to get #### trickles name in there..

Good stuff..

StevoinHTown
Jul 9, 2008
5:57 AM
They'll need someone to monitor their doping policy...I submit:

D*I*CK Pound...World Anti-Doping Agency

Last edited by StevoinHTown on July 9th at 5:59 AM.

PF
Jul 9, 2008
8:04 AM
I get the feeling if Pujols weren't a great player, we'd all be laughing at the name Pujols a lot more.

justanotherfan
Jul 9, 2008
8:17 AM
bob
You could've strayed off the beaten path and found in other parts of the sports world you'd find Andy Roddick and for the guys who bat for the other side there's Landon Donovan , Tyson Ga*y and last but not least Cat Osterman, Jennie Finch.

catosterman

She'd play with your balls !




jennie.finch
..............


jennie.finch2

And Finch could go from this to this ?



justan' aka tophatal ...........

dangerousfatman
Jul 9, 2008
9:37 AM
Bob

I submit that StevoinHTown is some sort of euphemistic porn name (just kiddin' buuuuh-deee!).

Justan, have you been watching Team USA on...the other sports channel...Cat got bombed by an all-star team of professionals...then Finch came in and mostly shut them down...

DF

ReverendRhythm
Jul 9, 2008
10:11 AM
Good call on the Rusty Kuntz addition.

kellyscott
Jul 9, 2008
10:25 AM
i guess now we say RICHARD????

SRMgenius
Jul 9, 2008
11:28 AM
I wonder if Rich Harden is really Richard Harden...then we can call him #### Harden LOL

SRMgenius
Jul 9, 2008
12:13 PM
I heard it is now a law that saggy pants will be punished in Flint Michigan, does this affect you?

bob260505
Jul 9, 2008
12:16 PM
SRM_ it only effects me because of my Dunlops disease.

kjshiz
Jul 9, 2008
2:54 PM
Pacman Jones....cant over look a brother named 'pacman'...lol

BleedPRPL&GLD
Jul 9, 2008
3:46 PM
Funny stuff Dirk Diggler.

Sincerely,
Long Duck ####



How about Bam Margera?
...Think Homer Simpson takes offense?

Last edited by BleedPRPL&GLD on July 9th at 3:50 PM.

MCLioness
Jul 9, 2008
4:48 PM
Tiger Woods is an underrated fetish name.

Even if he's going by Eldrick.


There's also something fresh about Hope Solo.

Last edited by MCLioness on July 9th at 4:49 PM.

dagrump
Jul 9, 2008
6:23 PM
Good Stuff

ThaBullDawg
Jul 9, 2008
9:13 PM
how about Keith Hornacek, he did have the nick name Horny (as in Horny for three!!)
Just saying!!

justanotherfan
Jul 10, 2008
7:21 AM
dangerous'
For all I care you could have both Osterman and Finch playing naked. I'd still be watching. Does any guy watch softball because of the athleticism of some of the the females ?

I grant you some of 'em don't actually possess what one would call an athletic let alone voluptuous figures. But with Osterman and Finch they're appealing to the eye. And one can imagine how good they look completely uncovered.



bob'
And it wouldn't be a lie to say that the name Dennis Rodman implies what it says. Look at the females he's said to have nailed over the years ? And one can well understand the reason why he got around.

carmenelectra

Has been married to and nailed by Rodman.




madonna

Looking somewhat matronly but she too was still nailed by Rodman. And the list goes on with her as of now.





justan' aka tophatal ...........


Last edited by justanotherfan on July 10th at 7:22 AM.

LEBRON
Jul 10, 2008
7:51 AM
I had to come up with a few. Ron Tugnutt, Bimbo coles and some dude from eastern Illinois football named Lucious Pusey, he has requested a name change to Seymour.

Last edited by LEBRON on July 10th at 8:05 AM.

Stuckee
Jul 10, 2008
5:31 PM
what about Chien Ming Wang(Shine Ming Wang) lol.

bob260505
Jul 11, 2008
2:52 AM
Lebron- hilarious......I cant believe I missed Tugnutt

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