On this HE SAID SHE SAID, we have decided to write a fictional conversation between the two of us concerning THE game on Sat. Of course I am talking about the Kentucky WildCats vs the Florida Gators. You, the reader, must decide if SHE SAID is closer to the truth or if HE SAID is more believable. This should really be fun! Hope you are ready!! 

My Mother decided she wanted her attic emptied so guess who was called upon to assist her? Yep, her only daughter, ME! It was 8A.M. when I arrived home from taking my daughter to school. I walked to Mom’s house and worked until approximately 5P.M. I returned to my house tired, dirty and hungry! 

I felt better after a long hot shower and thought I should check my caller I.D. before eating. One number appeared time after time after time! “OH NO!” It was Rev. As I dialed his number, I wondered if I had the energy for this call. You will understand why once you read the transcript of the dialog. I dial the dumber but before it could even ring, Rev Answers… 

REV – “Hey! What’s up?” (breathing kind of heavy.) 

BGL – “Hi, Dear. I saw where you had called several times and thought I better call you back!”  (laughing.) 

REV – “Sorry about stalking you…he he he. What do you want to do with HE SAID SHE SAID this week?”

BGL – “With the game between Kentucky and Florida coming up, I think we should do something on that. Don’t you?”

REV – “What will you be wearing?” (again, breathing kind of heavy.)

BGL – “REV!” (trying to ignore the statement I go on) “Last week we switched roles but it was obvious my heart wasn’t into it. So, let’s switch back this week. What do you think?” 

REV – “Do you have different sundresses? Are you wearing one right now?”  

BGL – “REV! Try to focus! Did you see the AP poll? That #### from ESPN, Craig James voted Kentucky 24th! Oh well, he played for SMU and that is in Texas…need I say more?” (laughing) “We could do a poll of our own for HSSS. We couldn’t do any worse than this guy!”

REV – “That sounds good! Do you want to be on top or the bottom?” (yep, you guessed it, heavy breathing)

BGL – “For now I would rank FL just above the Cats but after we beat you my Cats should move ahead of both the Gators and Tigers!”

REV – (cannot repeat)

BGL – “Remember, this is for HSSS? Kentucky leads the SEC in scoring at 42.7 points per game and total offense at 460.0 yards per game. Even so, did you know that the Gators are picked to win by a touch down?”

REV – “Yeah, I saw that. Know what else I saw?”

BGL – “What’s that?”

REV – “A cute little blue and white sundress! I thought about you when I saw it. I bet you have one don’t you? Being a WildCat!”

BGL – “Rev, what is it with you and sundresses?”

REV – “Why don’t you go put it on?”

BGL – “Now!?”

REV – “Yes, I’ll wait on the line!” (gasping for breath)

BGL – “Alright, hold on.”

At this point I laid the phone down. I had to eat, wash the dishes and do some laundry. Once this was done my daughter yelled at me to come watch “Wild Hogs” with her. We really enjoyed the movie and the couple hours of rest! I got ready for bed and decided to check my email real quick. That’s when I saw the phone laying beside my PC. OMG!! I forgot about Rev!!

BGL- “Rev? Are you still there?”

REV – “Do you have it on? (scary breathing)

BGL – “Good night Sweetie…love ya!”

REV – “I’ll admit Kentucky will beat Florida!!”

BGL – “You will?”

REV – “Sure!! Tebow is a wimp anyways! Everyone knows The WildCats are going to win. You guys have Woodson and you beat LSU, we couldn’t do that! So... are you wearing it?”

BGL – “Okay Rev. Yes, I have it on.”  (   ;) I lied  )

REV – “I’ll write it now! UK by 6.”

BGL – “Nite nite, Rev.”

REV – “WAIT! Can I use your avatar this time?”

CLICK…

Now it is up to you. Read HE SAID and make your decision. Whose conversation would be closer to reality? PLEASE leave your answers on both blogs so Rev can get the tally correct this time! Hope you all had as much fun as I did!!

He Said: Florida Invades Lexington With A Single Phone Call