If you're not the whiniest S.O.B. in MLB, you certainly rank among the top ten; how Joe Girardi puts up with you I can't begin to imagine, nor can I comprehend how Joe Torre restrained himself from punching your lights out when he was managing the Yanks. You make John Rocker sound like the epitome of class. From where I sit, the day when you're out of the majors for good can't come soon enough.
If Lisa H were writing this, she'd nominate you to get The Finger. If it was jon464, he'd pick you as one of the people to get thrown under his bus. But since it's me, I'll go with a good old-fashioned boot to the head.
Considering how ineffective and inconsistent he was last year, Farnsworth's lucky to still have a job. It's incredible how a guy can pitch his way out of favor with the manager and then blame the manager for not getting opportunities to pitch!
