This year, the Super Bowl charged 3 million per commercial.  I hope that unlike one Kwame Brown, they live up to the hype (I hadn't taken a shot in a while, sorry I was having withdrawls.)  The commercials during the super bowl are anticipated with a higher level of excitement by many viewers than the game itself, this group consists mostly of housewives that can hardly tolerate football, the advertising minds who were ridiculed by many football players in school, and Houston Texans fans.  In hopes of satisfying the minority, here are a few ideas being kicked around.

Brittany Spears:  Endorses a dating web site, does the commercial live only to find out the solitary match is for K-Fed.

T.O.: Kleenex commercial.

T.O. again: Coors light commercial (see an old post titled "T.O. to Appear in Coors Light Commercial"

Tom Brady:  Boot salesman.

Kobe Bryant: Hallmark cards, featuring Andrew Bynum holding a get well soon card from Bryant.

Kwame Brown: Southwest airlines (this is simple, all they need is 20 seconds of game film than Mr. Voiceover guy does his "Wanna get away?" spill.

Peyton Manning: Priceless pep talk, for his brother. Theme: Wear a hooded sweatshirt. If you can't beat the 'em join 'em.

L.T. :  Video resume for mime school.

Young Steinbrenner: Waffle House. (it works in two ways, he obvioulsy enjoys his waffles, and it sums up what he is turning their front office into)

O.J. Simpson:  Vegas spokesperson, directly from L.V.P.D (cameo of Pacman)

David Hasselhoff:  Whataburger

Brett Favre: Movie trailer (with Sly Stallone) Rocky VII, The Tight End.  (I'll admit, I take a shot partially because this guy still is still beating the Vikings, but the shot in the film where they both go to Bingo night makes me laugh)

LBJ, McNabb, and Big Ben:  Monster.com encouraging GM's to get them help.  (McNabb and Big Ben all ready have experience, and you know LBJ, would he ever turn down a commercial?)

Tom Coughlin: The North Face jackets. (get it, face??? ah you get it)

Bud Selig:  Post it notes.  Quote from commercial: "Without these, I wouldn't do anything"

And finally, '72 Dolphins:  Capital One Credit Card.  (potential to air after game, Mercury Morris cooking in kitchen and like many of the Capital one commercials where goons rush in, the Patriots storm the house.)

So I'm guessing that I will not be seeing any of these horrible ideas become reality, but if you have any please share.