Thursday gave us a 59 year old (today he is 60) actor in a sporting event.  No, Bernie Williams was not back with the Yankees, but it should be seen almost a slap in the face to Bernie that they let Billy take some cuts this year, but not for a man who gave his heart and soul for them.  After seeing this, one could only wonder who else could generate waves like the city slicker. 

Fabio to play beside David Beckham.  If Beckham steps on the field next year, so should Fabio.  That combination would no doubt attract throngs of females to the game.  Imagine Beckham on the corner kick and Fabio heads it in!  The resulting congratulatory butt slap between the two "models" could be almost as risque as the Timberlake-Jackson "WARDROBE MALFUNCTION."

Scottie Pippen to play for the White Sox.  Scottie's ever buring desire to prove he was better than MJ gets the better of him so he grabs some lumber.  Where could he play in the field?  Ozzie could not be reached for comment on this one, so Scottie goes to Right field to show he was not only better than Jordan, but maybe Babe too!

Donald Trump mixes it up in the squared circle.  Will his firings finally catch up to him?  He meets someone from his past who just wasn't Trump material, but now gets his revenge.  One solid hook is all I need really to see, in slow motion over and over.

Skip Bayless as a kick returner.  Only to have the kick off team avoid him so the kicker could exact revenge for kickers everywhere for his constant beratings.  Seeing someone like Josh Brown level Skip would be a you-tube favorite.

#### Vitale on the hardwood.  For years I have listened to his color commentary and am just interested in his mid-range game.

John Daly on the PGA tour.  I know he is currently "on tour," but we need more JD.

Sly Stallone as a power forward.  I enjoy Rocky beating 19 foot Russians, but now Im ready to see how his footwork translates on the court.  If he were on the Suns last year, there is no way Robert Horry decks Nash like that.  Horry would have been pummelled, after Rocky of course does his "I Don't know Mike (D'Antoni) that guy looks pretty big."

Don Imus playing linebacker.  Its a stretch for this trash talking cowboy to line up opposite TO or Crayton given he has lost a step, so he go move to a defensive spot where trash talking seems to be a necessity.  How great is the first crack block from Hines Ward gonna be?  Gotta keep your head on a swivel Don!

Curtis "50 cent" Jackson as a sprinter.  He has rapped, acted, and .........well he has that vitamin water commercial where he was a conductor.  I'd like to see him next to Jamaal Charles in the 100 meter and let him see just how useless his vitamin water is.  It doesn't help him act, and it wont help him run, unless  its to The Candy Shop.  Too tempting.

Finally, lil Brady as peewee quarterback.  Get some pads on this kid Bridget.  Im ready for Joe Montana 3 to mature so he can come help Adrian Peterson.  First he will have to play for Philadelphia because Coach Childress cannot coach a quarterback that didn't play in Philly first.