"CAN YOU BE PERFECT?" Coach Gaines, better known as Billy Bob Thornton, asked of his football team in Friday Night Lights. Now, it seems that every fan from the SEC, PAC10, BIG Ten, Big 12, and any city that hosts college football demands that of their squad. September loses are not the end of the world (Saban can make a case that a November loss to UL-Monroe is as close as you can get though.) The past two seasons mind you had Champions sporting a loss (two for last year's Tigers.)
In fact, three out of the last five years it was not an undefeated team wearing the crown when all is said and done. Does this change the fact that we all hate to lose, no! Do not however write your team off for one game of underperforming. Let's take a closer look at the weekend's losers and see how close they came to staying put in the rankings.
USC: A slow start, attributed more to Oregon State's intensity rather a lack of desire by USC, put the Trojans down 14-0 before they could buckle their chin-straps back up from the initial pop. But amid their struggles and urge to hit the reset button (like many PS3 champions would prefer) they had an opportunity slip through their hands, literally. DB Kevin Thomas could have put a halt to the Beaver momentum but his ill-fated drop of a Lyle Moevao pass that coincidently dropped into James Rodgers' awaiting hands pushed the lead to 21 and USC found themselves in unfamiliar territory. Take it from me OSU fans, I'd rather be lucky than good (and knock on wood, but so far Bama has been lucky.) Being down only by 14 would have changed the game immensely. But credit the Beavers for controlling the ball, converting on third downs, and keeping the Trojans in catch up mode. USC won a shared portion of the title in '03 with a loss so they are not out of the picture.
Florida: Florida, whether they would or would not admit it, did care about the USC loss, because the number one spot was not up for grabs. However, they ran into Houston "upset" Nutt and a nothing to lose Ole Miss team. Unlike USC, Florida did not find themselves in an early hole, but rather let a team hang around and it proved costly. Ole Miss fields more playmakers than people give credit for and now Florida can attest. However, if everything goes to plan on a routine extra point attempt, the Gators are in OT. Even still, they have the ball with a chance to win late, but failed to convert. It would have been a long field goal had the Gators opted to kick (49 yards) but one yard stood between a first down and a loss. Florida can still win the East if they take care of business because Ole Miss is a western division team, ditto for Georgia's loss to western division Bama.
Georgia: Who would have thought when Richt said Saturday would be a blackout, that is exactly what the team did in the first half? (Sorry, Im a bit of a homer.) But this first half rout was almost halted if not for a questionable personal foul on Alabama's first drive. John Parker-Wilson completed a screen pass to RB Glen Coffee who took the pass inside the 10 yard line, where he was met with a perfect example of tackling (head across the body, on the ball) forcing Coffee to fumble and Georgia recovering ending early bama momentum. However a roughing the passer call (ticky tacky, yes but as I said I'd rather be lucky than good) gave the ball back to Alabama and the Tide cashed it in. Take those points off the board, and the turnover would have been another shot of adrenaline to a rowdy crowd and the game could have changed dramatically. However, if Georgia plays the rest of the season like they did the second half (30-10) they just may make it 4 out of 6 years.
Wisconsin: Who would have thought the 19-7 lead against a sputtering Michigan offense would be in jeopardy? Despite letting the Wolverines take a late lead, the Badgers put together a strong drive late in the game to be a two point conversion away from OT and new life. And they converted the try, only to have it called back because of a formation error. Wisconsin had won the time of possession and turnover battles, but could not keep from shooting themselves in the foot after tying the game.
While the big boys of the Big 12 and two from the SEC are still undefeated, (Vandy and Kentucky are also without a loss but only Vandy is in the top 25, Kentucky has a strong defense but is not getting any respect for playing a few easy games and Louisville) and have plenty of reason to be excited, so should the other teams in the top 25 around the nation. There is no guarantee that two teams will run the table this season (Texas Tech, Texas, Oklahoma are all in the same division, Missouri resides in the Big 12 North, Penn State will face some stiff challanges, and LSU and Alabama still play one another and other conference foes that put a bulls-eye on their backs.
"WE WILL BE PERFECT IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE GAME" are the words of Coach Herman Boone (better known as Denzel Washington) are inspiring, but unlikely for anyone in the NCAA this season.
The names you know, Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford, Graham Harrell, and Chase Daniel, have been brilliant as expected. Each has double digit touchdown totals, have led their teams to undefeated records, and have performed like the O'Brien candidates they are.
However, the company at the position in the conference has also impressed early. Of the twelve quarterbacks that lead their teams (which we will go with Jerrod Johnson out of A&M since he has amassed the majority of the playing time after McGee's shoulder injury early in the second game) they have astounding quarterback ratings. Bradford, McCoy, and Daniel rank 2, 3, and 4 respectively in the category behind Tulsa's David Johnson. In fact, they hold six of the top ten spots. Zac Robinson of Oklahoma State is 8th with a 179.19 rating, Baylor's Robert Griffin behind him at 9 with a 171.28 rating, and Josh Freeman of Kansas State rounds out the 10th spot sporting a 170.54 rating of his own.
In all, of the twelve quarterbacks that lead their team, 3 are in the top 4 nationally, 6 in the top 10, 10 are in the top 23, and the conference's two lowest come in at 35 and 42. Tim Tebow, last year's Heisman winner and number two in QB rating (behind Oklahoma's Sam Bradford) ranks 27 to date, meaning ten quarterbacks from the Big 12 rank ahead of superman.
Can I explain the quarterback rating in college? Why are NFL ratings not this high? Well first of all, NFL quarterback ratings only reach up to 158.3. That benchmark is the perfect rating and is achieved only from rare and nearly flawless performances. Secondly, NFL quarterbacks face tougher defenses and game plans. Let's get back to the college talk. A college quarterback rating is a formula that allows higher marks than in the pros because the formula is significantly different, even though they both measure efficiency. For you to compute your quarterback's rating you simply need his numbers, and to hone your algebra skills from middle school. The rating takes completions, attempts, touchdowns, interceptions and yards into account. The formula looks a little something like what is posted below (well it is what is posted below.)
Still with me? Let's put it to the test to determine Sam Bradford's current rating. Completions=64, Attempts=81, Yards=882, Touchdowns=12, and Interceptions=2. Plug in these numbers and out comes an impressive 214.4295.
The quarterbacks have also found the end zone often, with 5 players in the top 8 in the nation in passing touchdowns. Also, 9 currently sit ahead of Tebow in passing touchdowns with Joe Ganz of Nebraska matching Tebow's 5. Harrell (as one could only expect a Red Raider to) leads the nation in passing yards and Baylor's Robert Griffin is 3th amongst quarterbacks in rushing yards.
Does any of this reflect in their records? To answer that, four of the top ten teams in the nation reside in the Big 12, and Todd Reesing's Kansas team currently holds down the 18 spot. Cody Hawkins just helped his Colorado team to upset West Virginia with a 22 for 33 and two touchdown performance to keep the Buffs undefeated at 3-0. Texas A&M is the only team with a losing record at 1-2, but are under a new head coach. Overall the record for the quarterbacks totals 32-7 (McGee started the first two games and went 1-1, even though Johnson 'should' get credit for the win, he did not start.)
There are some who also like to use their legs to reach pay dirt. McCoy leads his Texas team in rushing, and Josh Freeman has found the end zone often on the ground. While it is unlikely you will see Harrell outrunning people in Lubbock, Joe Ganz, Cody Hawkins, and Austen Arnaud are threats to scramble for six. Robert Griffin leads his team in yards and touchdowns, and even Reesing must be accounted for as his 53 total touchdowns is tops all time in Jayhawks history.
The conference of the quarterback has not disappointed. While a few may drop as the competition stiffens, keep your eyes on these players throughout the season and continuing watching in awe. The question may not be if one of these quarterbacks can win the Heisman, but rather which one.
College success rarely translates to success on the professional level for most coaches. The track records for SEC coaches alone who attempted to take their game(plans) to the next level speak for themselves: Steve Spurrier 12-20, Rich Brooks 13-19 with Rams, 2-0 as interim coach for Falcons in two games while Reeves was out before playoffs, Bobby Petrino 3-10, Nick Saban 15-17.
Despite the records, it could be argued that Brooks was the most impressive as a head coach in the NFL due to the team he inherited had won only 9 games the previous two years, and won only 9 in the following two years.
In the case of Petrino and Saban, many have made connections between the two. Traitors, low-life’s, backstabbers, uncommitted, all of these words have been mentioned (and more) to either one or both of these men.
Yes, both have left contracts before fulfilling their obligations, and both have been chastised by some, yet welcomed with open (and for Saban at the airport drunken) arms.
But coaches do this everywhere. When a position coach gets a coordinator job or a coordinator gets a head coaching job it is a similar situation. There is not the same coverage in most cases, and the same questions are being asked repeatedly.
Of course they both left on bad terms. Saban said it plain as day; he was not going to take the vacant Alabama job. Now he dons the Alabama A instead of the teal and orange of the Miami Dolphins. However, he finished out the year with the team. A 6-10 record for the year, but despite having to field questions regarding the Bama job, they finished the year 5-4 in the final 9 when the rumors were never quieted despite his stating he is not going anywhere. Did he mean it when he said it? It is easy to say "No" at this point because he obviously is coaching Alabama. His press conferences turned away from fighting for a playoff spot to fighting to find a reporter actually interested in the opponent for the week.
Once the season had ended, speculation turned into actual reporting when he met with UA officials after the season ended. He wasted no time at that point meeting with Mal Moore on Jan. 1 2007 after his Dec. 31 loss to Indy. His passion lies with controlling all aspects and being the center of attention, something that is nearly impossible in the NFL for a coach. So much attention is placed on players, coordinators, that the Coach is rarely ever the main focus of attention, at least in a good way. There is an old saying, "Players win, coaches lose" and this is very true in the sense of NFL fans. For example: Matt Cassell was the winner yesterday over the Jets, but had they lost, then "The Hoody" would have had to answer questions as to why he didn't pick up a veteran quarterback. Saban can be honored 365 days a year at Alabama, and by attracting what many see as the number one recruiting class (a bit irrelevant considering that those who judge these kids and designate stars cannot possibly know that a Left Guard in a small town in Idaho is better than a Cornerback in Jackson, Mississippi because he/she more than likely never met them let alone see a game in person.)
Did he have a change of heart, or did the media beat the story into the ground when he was coaching in Miami? Most will remain calling him unfaithful and a liar. At least he had respect enough to wait until the season ended. After knowing he had an opportunity to be big man on campus again, he knew he would be happier with a college gig.
Then there is Petrino. He (like Saban) was always looking to get to the NFL as a head coach. Petrino was rumored to replace the man (Tommy Tuberville at Auburn) that gave him his opportunity when he was the offensive coordinator. Petrino left for Atlanta with the promise to turn around the Atlanta franchise as well as Vick's career. However, after 13 games (non with Vick) after denying personal interest in a SEC coaching job, Petrino left for Arkansas. He did so while the season was going on. He did so with dismay from the owner (unlike the Miami ownership that had no hard feelings with Saban because they talked about where his heart truly belongs.) Petrino left notes on his players' lockers saying he was gone, leaving them with 3 games to play.
Both men left a contract and now demand "commitment" from their players. In an age where Joe Paterno's are few and far apart, loyalty is hard to find. Will they leave for greener pastures again one day; it is certainly not out of the question. But if I am unhappy and have a chance to be happy and reduce the stress level, have my family be comfortable I will take that seven days a week. Only my move won't be for millions of dollars with millions of people upset. In the end it shouldn't matter anyways, because "Players win and coaches lose."
What could he possibly be talking about, "while it is fun it is pointless?" You only needed one guess, no not going to a Dolphins game, Im talking about fantasy football. Why else would a man in Idaho be so enthralled in the Seahawks vs. Bills game last weekend. Not to take anything away from either team, but Joe Idaho was hoping that Hasselbeck could find Seattle's 13th string WR in the end zone not to make this game more interesting, but in hopes of defeating the guy who started Joe Flacco. Yes the same guy that he relentlessly bashed on the league's message board for deciding to start Eddie Royal over Marvin Harrison because he had a "hunch."
What else could cause Patriot's fans to be so torn when Dwayne Bowe dropped the touchdown pass that could have sent the game to overtime, but at the same time overtook his 4 year nemesis The Drunken Dominators in week one to establish his dominance early in the league (aptly named) Binge Buddies?
Am I a victim to fantasy football, absolutely. Last season Peterson was in more ways than one the highlight of my Sunday. Yes Purple Jesus scored for the Vikings and for me with each dazzling touch. But not every fan can be so blessed to be able to pick his own favorite team's players. This obviously puts Bear's fans into a conundrum as Kyle Orton slings the ball for the Windy city team. What are they to do? Forte had a good week one, but is he worth drafting over LT, Willie Parker, Westbrook, LJ, (I can go on) and expect to have better seasons than them all?
I cringe when the best player left on the board is Donald Driver and I am in need of second receiver. If I have him though, I am sure to play him against the Vikings, or any receiver or quarterback for that matter. In fact, I suspect that is why the pass defense is so horrid in Minnesota, Childress picks up the team’s second receiver off waivers and says "OK Roddy White, time for you to have a career day."
Guys never used to rush to the computer late at night (for football, stay with me here) when they see that the Jaguars are starting three new lineman. Now however, all those with Jones-Drew or Garrard run a 4.3 to the computer to scan the best available players to plug in place of Fred Taylor at 1:16AM because he may not be there at 10:00 the next day. Guys see that an opponent’s quarterback is out for the year, so they hold Jeff Garcia for a king's ransom of T.J. Howzamazelli (championship!) and Marion Barber III in exchange for a lousy 9 fantasy points a week because Mr. Too proud that took Brady in the first round decided he didn't need a backup plan in case Golden Boy got injured and he took T-Jack in the last round just to rub it in. Well apparently the coach of Marvelous Marlon's Marauders was oblivious to what Bellicheat was trying to tell us all this time, Brady is Fragile. Why else was he listed on every injury report the last decade?
And those of you who cried when Westbrook chose to fall down on the two instead of running in for the score, we don't want to hear it. Just like we don't want to hear how last Tuesday you went all in with your jacks only to lose a three dollar pot to some knucklehead that called you with queen four off suit. It is about as relevant as those who think that picking up Thomas Jones for Darren McFadden pushes them over the top in a league where you play for no money and only know one other person in the pool.
Congratulations on taking a flier on Cutler because some "expert" said this is his year. By the way, how does one become a fantasy football expert? Last time I looked, it was fantasy. Did Mr (or Mrs) expert wander into a wardrobe and fall out the other side into a land known as Favreia? Or did he get too tired of Pokémon and dragon ball z and decide to use his/her fantasy skills in something more universal but just as useless?
Yes, if you have Michael Turner, than you will now be compelled to watch a Falcons game when previously you would rather have gone outside and threw a pigskin with your kid. By the way, leagues with a father son matchup crack me up simply because I can picture the kid trying to crack the dad's password to bench Hines Ward because the kid has Big Ben and any scores negate themselves.
Seriously, what is worse than your best friend (and what you thought to be die-hard fan of your team) trying to hold back the smile after watching Carson Palmer lead a game winning drive to beat your beloved Titans only to find out that because Chris Henry held on to the pass to set up the winning field goal, your boy won his championship and gets $20 dollars but Tennessee is out of the playoff picture?
By the way, I am 1-0 in my league if anyone is wondering.
Getting ready to play an ACC favorite is much different than preparing for a Conference USA squad. It was obvious the level of emotion was not as deep when the Green Wave came into Bryant Denny. However, Tulane did their best in an attempt to have the Alabama faithful relive "Pearl Harbor" or "9-11" as Saban eluded to last fall when La-Monroe shocked the Tide. Whether Saban was attempting to remind fans that football is a game or chose his words poorly (not the first time from my understanding.......) the fact remains that on Nov 17 2007, and this past Saturday night, teams have come into Tuscaloosa and outhit Alabama.
The difference versus Tulane was the defense and special teams performed well enough to defeat an overmatched opponent. The defense held Tulane to six points on two field goals, despite being outgained 318 yards to 172, and losing the time of possession battle 36:35 to 23:25.
Yes, two special team’s touchdowns resulted in giving the ball back to Tulane sending a defense back on the field to once again stop a team which they had no film to determine what to expect considering their play calling last season consisted mainly: Forte up the middle, Forte Left, or Forte Right.
But give Tulane credit, they didn't turn the ball over, they forced Bama's offense off the field, they didn't allow an offensive touchdown until the last play of the third quarter, and they held Alabama to just 73 passing yards after a poor 2007 defending the pass.
In fact, the two touchdown victory was closer to overtime than one would think, two missed field goals (23 yards and 41 yards) would have made the score 20-12. And in the fourth quarter with Tulane threatening, quarterback Kevin Moore's pass was tipped by Safety Rashad Johnson who collided with another Tide defensive back causing both to fall to the turf while the ball floated into the arms of an apparently unsuspecting Green Wave receiver who undoubtedly could have waltzed into the end zone but failed to hold onto the ball. A little stick-um and a two point conversion would have sent Tuscaloosa into deep shock (again) however Alabama came away with the two touchdown victory.
Andre Smith was not available for the contest nursing an injured knee (MCL) but Tide running backs Glenn Coffee and Mark Ingram still managed a combined 20 carries for 118 yards. When the Hilltoppers of Western Kentucky come in, look for a more ground oriented attack with play action following to build some confidence in Dr. Parker and Mr. Wilson.
After an emotional win in a much hyped game, teams will experience a letdown. Alabama was able to overcome the Clemson hangover (at least the players were, there's no telling how many fans slept until lunch Monday) to keep their record intact.
With Arkansas and Georgia looming on the schedule, Alabama would be wise not to overlook another opponent in a Western Kentucky team they know little about. Otherwise, they run the risk of once again being out-hit, pushed around, and taken to the limit in a situation where they could put some of the younger players in for some key developmental snaps.
The Twins had to make the trade right? Gomez is better than they would have got in compensation in the draft, and sitting 5 back of the White (hot) Sox (for now anyway) it would have been a difficult decision to move him or hope he would have another one of his miracle secon half surges to propel the Twins to the playoffs.
The Twins however, are tenth in the AL in team ERA, tenth in wins, thirteenth in strikeouts, and last in batting average against. No doubt having Johan would dramatically improve the aforementioned numbers, but it is not just 57 that they are missing. They have (untill June anyway) gotten Livan to pitch well and Nathan has been worth holding on to. However, Livan looks as he is slipping, scratch that he is slipping despite a good start and his era has ballooned to 5.32 and Liriano has thrown just ten innings.
A big loss was Garza. As a Twin (especially in the dome) he was yet to hit his stride, and the bat Young provides could make this statement irrelevant. But if he turns into Kazmir 2.0 then the offseason will go down as one of the worst. It is still too early to see who came out on the better side of that deal, but early indications says the verdict is in favor of the Rays. Garza has had controll issues this season, his temper being one, and the strikeout to walk ratio being the main one, but he is 4-3 and on a first place team. Young could afford to be moved with Crawford, Upton and Gomes/Gross showing the promise and carrying less baggage. Too bad though, Young could have been a big help in the scuttle with the Sox.
Do the Twins miss Johan? Of course, knowing that you are gonna get a solid 7-8 innings every 5th day, which means Rincon can stay on the pine, can be a big jolt to a club. And with his face and Hunter gone in one year it hurt. Couple that with the loss of innings eater Silva and a former first rounder in Garza (who had limited time to show his stuff in the bigs) and it is a bit suprising that the Twins are just 5 back. The Twins faithfull expected them to be competitive, and I have to say that for now I should be happy that the deficit isn't more. When Young turns it on, and Bonser picks up the slack they could (not saying they are running away with the division as of today) be there until the last week or two. Not bad for losing the two biggest faces in the same off season.
This is the MLB edition of the replacement in film making by famous athletes nonsense. So far, the casting has not quite worked out as I have not received a call back from any of the athletes of studios to re-shoot these roles but maybe I can strike gold here.
Instead of Matt Damon in Bourne Identity, replacement: Delmon Young. Watching Matt Damon beat up his enemies with a pen, magazine, and a towel is what drove this decision. Both men use whatever is ready to strike fear and pain into their adversary. In Young's case, he had a bat so he flung that in the direction of the minor league umpire that had the audacity to call the third strike. And like Damon, Young is fast so the chase scenes will work.
Instead of Mark Wahlberg in Shooter, replacement: Jeff Francoeur. Like Wahlberg, Jeff is deadly from a distance away. Bob-Lee Swagger is a dead eye and picks his opponents off with the the sniper rifle, and Francoeur uses his cannon arm to eliminate base runners. Born in Georgia, I could see Francoeur owning a dog like Swagger's, and perhaps going hunting too. His experience in the Delta Air commercials will help ease into the demands of Antoine Fuqua.
Instead of Bruce Willis in Die Hard, replacement: Matt Holliday. As the slide in the game vs. the Padres would indicate (no not that he clearly touched the plate, but that's a different story) Holliday could do tough. Many of Willis's stunts leave him battered and bruised, so the bump on Holliday's chin throughout the playoffs, coupled with bald look he had going for him puts him in a good spot to replace the often abrasive, Rogaine add-like appearance of John McClane. Is Holliday's wit enough to replace Willis? Hope so.
Instead of Denzel Washington in Man on Fire, replacement: David Ortiz. Denzel was thought to be expendable to his former employer, much as Ortiz was to the Twins (still makes me sad). So both find them self in a new situation, and thrive. Ortiz went on a tear during the run to the first world series, and if you have seen the movie, it’s hard to describe exactly what Denzel did, but it was as bad #### as it gets. All the while, doing it for little Dakota. Loveable and hate able Dakota. In this case, Dakota was Denzel's friend, and Pedro was Papi's friend, so because Ortiz is the bodyguard, I get to call Pedro a little girl. Not doubting this guy's talent, but I don’t have to step in the box and take one off the hip so I get to call him a girl.
Instead of Sean Connery in his many Bond roles, replacement: Greg Maddux. Connery uses many tricks, tactics, and gadgets to thwart villains. Maddux changes speeds, location, and unthinkable pitches in unthinkable situations. Looking at both, you wonder How is this guy kicking so much #### for so long? Connery looks as though he belonged in a nursing home while doing many of his late movies, and Greg's glasses don't help him at all. But there is a reason these guys were good. I wonder who could be the new Bond girl to Maddux, what is Kris Benson's wife Anna Benson up to?
Instead of Stallone in Rambo, replacement: Guillermo Mota. Bad taste? I dont think so. You need a ruthless aggressive type for this role. Neither is easy to understand when they open their mouth (Which is why Sammy Sosa could make a good case too) and both have been linked to enhancements. Mota has step on authenticity over Stallone in the newest Rambo since Mota knows his way (allegedly) around foreign violent situations.
Instead of Chow Yun-Fat in Crouching Tiger, replacement: Torii Hunter. Okay, for those expected of me to say Ichiro, Im sorry to disappoint you. Torii has spent about as much time gliding through the air the past few years as Fat did in this movie. And remember, Chow Yun-Fat was the second choice behind Jet Li.
Instead of Steven Seagal in Under Siege, replacement: Frank Thomas: Seagal was once upon a time one of the big time hard core action film stars. Frank Thomas was once upon a time a big time home run hitter, as evidence to his 519 footer in the '94 homerun derby. But lately they both have been leaching on to whatever they can to earn their money. Frank however, has been relatively productive at times. Still, the Big Hurt could easily take down some of the "bad guys" Seagal does in his current films (Pistol Whipped, Urban Justice, Flight of Fury, which all uniquely seem to have the same concept as under siege, Seagal has to take down a gang or terrorist single handedly.) Frank has his motivation, just cast White Sox Kenny Williams opposite and watch the sparks fly.
That about does it for my career as a casting director, any other replacements?
Part two of the "Guys who could have played in movies" theme. Yesterday was NFL players, we saw Hines Ward get the Nod for Scarface. Eric Mangini take Ray Liotta's place in Goodfellas, and other interesting replacements. What will today bring?
Instead of Gerard Butler (King Leonidas) in 300, replacement: Ben Wallace. Does anybody really want to mess with either of these two guys? Ben, like Gerard, is as tough as they come. I could see Ben leading Wally and Delonte into a bar fight in Cleveland (I hope it doesnt) and winning since no one wants to deal with Wallace. Why do you think he is such a bad jump shooter? The last guy that tried to help him is obviously at the bottom of some pit with the Persian messangers.
Instead of Russell Crowe in Gladiator, replacement: Kevin Garnett. As a Timberwolves fan, I had the opportunity to watch him attack teams solo for a long time. Watching Maximus dominate by himself reminds me of how Garnett would battle and lead us to the playoffs during his stint in Minnesota. Now, his hatred for McHale (Commodus) inspired him to the NBA's best record and newfound fame, much alike to The Spaniard had acclimated when he gets to Rome. If only he could have played in the Garden like Crowe got to slay opponents in the Coliseum.
Instead of Will Smith in I am Legend, replacement: Chris Bosh. It was not by his choice, but a promising young man (Will Smith) finds himself battling demons with minuscule help in his dog (T.J. Ford, a fast fiesty but small companion.) His "friends" are lifeless and stand around, just as the Raptors tend to do when Bosh has the ball in many cases. He is making progress to defeat the odds, but how will he eventually fair?
Instead of Mel Gibson in Braveheart, replacement: Chris Paul. Might not have earned this yet, hear me out. Chris Paul is the unquestioned leader o####roup matched up against a force that is more dominant (reigning champion Spurs) to his group that isn't as strong. West, Chandler, Peja are not quite Parker, Ginobli, Duncan. Paul will lead his men into this battle, but what will the outcome be?
Instead of Edward Norton in Fight Club, replacement: Carmelo Anthony. Easy one. Two guys that should never result in a fighting role. Norton hitting Brad Pitt's ear reminds me of the girly punch then retreat of Melo at the MSG. Neither really belong in a fight but both wanted for some reason to be there.
Instead of Keanu Reeves in The Matrix, replacement: Kobe Bryant. Not to steal Shawn Marion's name, but Bryant was dubbed the chosen one soon after he came in the league. Meant to take over for Jordan, save the Matrix (save the NBA.) Watching him leap over the car was like seeing Neo leap to the other building. He has enough hang time for many of the stunts needed and he is also an assasian so the agents would stand no chance.
Instead of Brad Pitt in Troy, replacement: LeBron James. Its obvious that he will be a hired gun, much like Achilles. Why else if he grew up in Ohio would he don a Yankees cap in Cleveland during a playoff series? He is a beast of a man that wins. However, that heal, late game free throw shooting (Maybe he should have stopped in Memphis for a year and got that out of the way) may too be his downfall. He is a career 73% shooter, but he has been known (although he is getting better) to miss key late game free throws.
Instead of Homer Simpson in The Simpson's movie, replacement: Isiah Thomas. Not exactly the same level of comedic genius, but the mistakes that constantly set their respetive family and team back are remarkably similar. Thomas means well, like Homer, but every move they make only put them further and further from their goal.
Finally, instead of Jack Nicholson in The Departed, replacement: Dikembe Mutombo. They have both been around for sometime now. Both are accomplished, and both can be scary. Nicholson was crazy in many roles, and ruthless in others. Mutombo was a shotblocking machine his whole career and menace on the boards too. Both did have their big flop though, Mars Attacks! for Nicholson, and The series vs. Shaq when Mutombo was on his back every time you turned around. But Mutombo is a good charitable guy, so he would have to really work to make this believable.
Well, obviously from the title, this is gonna be a list of guys (limited to the NFL) that could have been replacements to actors in famous movies. The NBA and MLB will come later. Also, I will stay away from Pacman, Chris Henry, and Tank Johnson so it will be a little more fun.
Instead of Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction, replacement: Lawrence Taylor Easy choice because it is too easy to believe that he too may own a wallet with the inscription Bad #### Mother F***** etched on its outer cover. He has experience in acting (stunning performance ANY GIVEN SUNDAY and brilliant cameo in THE WATERBOY.) If anyone could make LT more scary, it would be Tarantino. Plus, if you had to have a guy break someones legs........ Sorry Joe, but I everyone was thinking it.
Instead of Ray Liotta in Goodfellas, replacement: Eric Mangini. Another easy choice, Belicheat (allegedly) like Pauly, took Mangini in when he was getting his start. Showed him the ropes, got him where he is now, and then in the end, roled over. I was gonna keep this all players, but this one was too easy to pass up.
Staying with Goodfellas, instead of Joe Pesci, replacement: Philip Rivers. (ooh, does that sting) Hear me out though. Annoying sounding voice; not everyone from Alabama sounds like that, 30% or so do sound like we have been edikated (nice right?) Talks alot of smack for a guy who has others (De Niro for Pesci, LT for Rivers) do all the work for him. Does have some talent, and just when he becomes a made man (Pro bowl) he gets whacked (ACL injury.) So while Pesci wont come back, at least Rivers will. If only Rivers was short, it would make more sense.
Instead of Denzel Washington in Training Day, replacement: Donovan McNabb: Ok, dont see this one? Well, a decorated man (many pro bowls, many arrests) who does great job (4 NFC championship games, one Super Bowl, sweet car) and when he leaves, everyone hates him. Some even have a price on his head. Has a few that appreciate him, but the place he calls home, everyone wants him gone. This would make Kevin Kolb play the role of Ethan Hawke. When Kolb has McNabb trapped in Philly (The way Hawke had Washington in the trap) who will Philly fans get behind? Hopefully it doesn't end as bad for McNabb as it did for Denzel.
Another Denzel movie, in American Gangster, replacement: Nate Newton. It works only because they both were caught. Frank Miller (Washington) not really by his own fault but they both were moving catastrophic amounts of some type of illegal substance. Nate, please do not take this the wrong way. Denzel is one of my favorite actors (which is why he gets two mentions) so dont be mad.
Instead of Marlon Brando in The Godfather, replacement: Don Shula. Maybe some dont agree here, and I understand. But fact is, he did run the NFL in 1972 much in the same that Corleone ran New York. In fact, it works thanks to the "tampering" that he and the Dolphins got in trouble for forcing them to give up a first round pick in 1970 (more of the Dolphins tampering to sign him, but it takes two to tango so hold your tongue on the cheater talk Shula.) Both had a crew to do their dirty work, the "No-Name defense" and both are targets to be brought down. Once again, I hope that Shula is not shot down the same way though. Plus both have a son Michael (Shula is simply Mike though.)
Instead of Robert De Niro in Raging Bull, replacement: Bill Romanowski. While Romo cannot give the on screen performances that De Niro produces, it works because like LaMotta, he is a champion. A four time super bowl winner is nearly equivolent to LaMotta and his championship. Plus they both had a temper unrivaled by any others to put here.
Finally, instead of Al Pacino in Scarface, replacement: Hines Ward. No, i do not thinks Ward is some addict, but this is a good fit nonetheless. He had no realistic shot at taking over the NFL. His The World is MIne mentality and drive is similar to Tony Montana. Ward was the first Korean-American to win the Super Bowl MVP. This could be seen just as challenging as was Tony's Cuban refugee rise to the top of Miami. Montana is a man you do not want to cross, and linebackers too will tell you do not get on Ward's bad side or he will crack block and leave you on your bad side (ask Bart Scott.) And after his touchdown catch vs. the Seahawks in Super Bowl XL, he easily could have turned to Seahawk hecklers and shouted "Say Goodnight to the Bad Guy!"
It’s not how you start, its how you finish. This could easily be applied to Kansas's performance in the championship Monday night, and their season. The Jayhawks ended the year winning the Big 12 championship followed by the National title. However, they didn’t make it easy on themselves. Kansas got off to a rugged start, three points, three turnovers, a missed free throw, and down 6 nearly four minutes into the game.
Kansas settled down and proceeded to go on a 6 point run, and shortly after a 7 point run. Memphis now found themselves in unfamiliar territory, down seven their largest deficit of the tournament. The respond by taking back the lead in a game that featured numerous lead changes, 26-24. With teams trading baskets the next few possessions, Memphis big men Joey Dorsey, and Sean Taggert got into foul trouble, and coach Calipari was forced to sit his preferred big men. After a Douglas-Roberts jumper with 4:55 left, Kansas held Memphis scoreless for the remainder of the half and lead 33-28. This was the lowest first half point total for the Tigers since their 28 vs. Tulsa Jan 23. The Jayhawks lead despite their 8 first half turnovers, largely due to the defensive handcuffs they slapped on freshman sensation Derrick Rose, limiting him to 3 first half points. Joey Dorsey, yes the same Dorsey that netted a grand total of 0 points against UCLA, outscored Rose at the half.
Memphis would not go quietly. They quickly erased the 5 point Kansas lead before Kansas could advance the ball across half court thanks to another Kansas turnover and an Antonio Anderson 3. The next trip down, Anderson and Dorsey executed a perfect give and go and this time Anderson converted the old-fashioned three point play. In the proceeding minutes, the teams again traded baskets. Then, Memphis fans everywhere finally saw what they had expected, Rose began to take over. After packing the lane and doubling off ball screens throughout the first half forcing Rose to give up the ball, Kansas could not keep him contained for a big second half stretch. Rose looked like he had in previous tournament games, slicing through the lane, getting to the lane, and finding open teammates. This streak was punctuated by his leaning bank shot with one second left on the shot clock in the face of two defenders to push the lead to seven with 3:49 to go.
With 1:54 remaining, Coach Bill Self and his Jayhawks were staring at a 7 point Tiger lead possibly contemplating when to implement the hack-a-Shaq into the game plan. The problem, during the tournament Memphis had improved to 71% largely to letting Douglas-Roberts and Rose handle the ball during crunch time. Kansas puts the press on, and Sherron Collins comes up with a huge steal, spots up for three in the corner and cuts the lead to four 60-56. Not quite Larry Bird in the finals, but now it’s a two possession game. Kansas indeed commenced to foul and Calipari saw their last regulation basket come on a Taggert lay-up back with 2:38 left. If they were to win, Kansas would make them earn it from the line.
The first four from Dozier and Douglas-Roberts were true, but the tide turned when Dorsey bumped Chalmers for his 5th foul, sending him to the bench to watch the last 1:23 with his teammates clinging to a 62-56 lead. Chalmers converts his free throws, pulling to within four. All-American Chris Douglas-Roberts missed the front end of a one and one, keeping hope alive for Kansas. Darrell Arthur makes it a two point game 62-60 with under a minute to play. Kansas dug in for another tough stop. Collins took the outlet pass and feverishly pushed up court. Instead of playing for the last shot, Collins attempts a layup to tie the game between Anderson and Rose. Memphis recovers the loose ball and sends it to the other end to Douglas-Roberts who is fouled with 16 left. With a chance for redemption, he falters once again. Dozier winds up with the rebound and Rose is fouled with 10.8. Bill Self uses his last time out to ice the freshman. Rose misses the first, but knocks down his second. The dream for Kansas is all but over down 3 with no timeouts. However, Mario Chalmers takes a handoff and launches a three with Rose in his face. The shot not only erased the Memphis lead, but also the feeling of despair and heartache in Jayhawk fans everywhere. Chalmers's shot sent the game to overtime and his name into Jayhawk lore.
Once in overtime, the momentum coupled with the balanced attack of the Kansas offense proved to much to handle to for the Memphis squad with their emotional leader fouled out. Memphis allowed Kansas open a 6 point lead to open the extra period. Memphis could not recover, failing to get closer than three and their bid extend to their NCAA record for wins in a season to 39 fell short in a 75-68 overtime defeat. Arthur lead the Jayhawks with 20. Chalmers was named the Most outstanding player; his four steals, 18 points, and game tying three pointer lifted Kansas to their first championship since 1988.
Last season we were witnesses of an 8 seed taking down the number one team not just in the conference, but the whole NBA. Now lets play a game that we all love and hate at the same time, the WHAT IF game. What if the 8th seed in the East, be it the Hawks, or whoever is lucky enough, defeats the Celtics in their match. OK, for anyone who is still reading NO I AM NOT SAYING THEY WILL, OR EVEN HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN PHOENIX, but saying what if? Will we say they are a strong conference top to bottom with the 8 capable of hanging with anyone? Or will we condemn them for having their top team go down at the hands of a lowly sub 500 club?
To be realistic, the Warriors were suited to beat the Mavs last year, none of the teams have a game that should give Boston any reason to worry. In the public opinion, the Eastern conference playoffs do not even start until round two. Im a big Joe Johnson fan so I will be one of only 18 people outside of Boston watching that series. The marque matchup in round one will be either Toronto vs. Orlando, or Toronto vs. Cleveland. Sorry Gilbert, you are one of my favorite players not because of your awful drawing skills (if you have seen his adidas commercial than you must understand) but because you back up your talk. Also your trash talk is not offensive, it is on par with Will Smith hip hop, clean and somehow entertaining.
Back to the Toronto series, Bosh will be pitted either against Howard or Wallace. That will be the most intriguing plot in the first round by far. Watching Bosh and Howard (they should match up if coaches Van Gundy and Mitchell value their job because no one else on either roster is talented enough to stop the other) gives hope yet to an exciting Eastern conference playoff setting.
Atlanta, should they remain and most likely will in the 8 spot, must have their shooters each night to have a chance. Boston on the other hand, can afford to have Pierce or Allen have an off night and still come out with a victory thanks to the inside advantage they control. Horford, Marvin Williams, and Pachulia do not bring the same game Garnett, Perkins, and Davis. Talent and potential, I give Horford and Williams much love, however Garnett has seen the likes of Tim Duncan, Shaq, Charles Barkley, Dirk, and others in the playoffs so I put my money on (gasp, suprise, will he really?) Boston.
If by some strange occurance, Boston falls to the 8 seed, what will we say? Respect for the East finally, or more Leastern Conference talk?
A premium position in baseball, the shortstop often proves to be the leader of a team. Diving catches, double plays, relays to the plate, what more could you want from a position? Shortstop has become once again the glamour position (ask Jimmy Rollins.) My question is, which man would you take to hold down the middle? Throw out price (a tactic the Marlins cling dear to) and evaluate on field performance.
No division is as stacked at shortstop then the NL East. When picking your guy, he is likely to come from this division. New York's Jose Reyes, Florida's Hanley Ramirez, and Philly's Jimmy Rollins could be arranged in any order and no one would ever be satisfied. Atlanta's Yunel Escobar is not yet at their level but is a promising player as well. In Washington however, they are not as gifted at the position with Cristian Guzman, however I will rate him a bit higher than he needs to be simply for what he did with the Twins years (and years) ago.
We'll start with Hanley, a career (brief career) .311 hitter posted 46 then 48 doubles in his two seasons, swiped 51 bases each year decreased his strikeout total by 33 last season while having the same amount of at bats. Scored 125 runs (good enough for 3rd best in the majors) last year. Needs to show more plate patience but homered 29 times last season. His .948 ops serves him well, as did his .386 OBP last year. Comitted 24 errors last year but is learning. His potential along with solid first two years easily makes him a candidate.
Jimmy Rollins- very solid veteran (still only 29 years old) has amassed great numbers over his career. Has added some pop to his bat the last two years, 25 homers than 30 last year, and drove in 94 runs. A career .278 average not as high as you'd like it, but his .341 OBP over the last four is acceptable and he is a model of consistency. Like Hanley, it would do him better to draw a few more walks, but is a menace when on base as evidence to his 148 steals and 500 runs (his 139 last year second only to A-Rod) over the last four years explains. His 20 triples were second only to Curtis Granderson's 23. He committed only 11 errors last year and never more than 14 in a season. What his driving factor is, his ability to set the tone for a game. Whether it be a leadoff homer, or a single, stolen base then score on a single, he sets the tone.
New York's Jose Reyes- At only 24 with five years under his belt, he may be the pick. A career .284 hitter is no doubt a fiasco for opposing pitchers to deal with. The last two seasons his OBP was .354 and his 12 triples last year were good enough for 3rd in the league. His 78 stolen bases were easily the most in the league. His vision at the plate is improving, he drew 77 walks last year, up from 53 and 27 the previous two. His strike out total also delcined by three despite 34 more at bats. Maybe not the biggest improvement but worth mentioning that his discipline is getting better. Only 12 errors last year while posting a .982 fielding percentage.
Other NL shortstops to consider are Colorado's Troy Tulowitzki, J.J. Hardy of the Brewers, Rafael Furcal of the Dodgers and Ryan Theriot of the Cubs is working his name in there. Miguel Tejada of the Astros is no longer the player he once was, Jack Wilson continues to be solid but only a career .269 hitter with a .312 OBP at age 30 prevents him from being a franchise type. I like Khalil Greene's glove and last year's 27 homers, just not his career .255 avg. Cesar Izturis, if I could help it, wouldn't be my guy, nor would he be Toronto's, LA's, Chicago's, or Pittsburg's, so best of luck to him in St. Louis. Excellent defender, but with no DH in the NL, you need offensive production from this spot. Stephen Drew could potentially be a decent option but not there yet and Omar Vizquel (on 15 day DL) was an option, not so much anymore.
Breaking down the "Other NL shortstops to consider"- Tulowitzki in his first full season hit .291 with 33 doubles and 24 homers. Drove in 99 runs and played great defense, posting a .987 fielding percentage. However he looked foolish at the plate sometimes, 130 strike outs and despite his .359 OBP drew only 57 walks. Will be good but not on the level with the NL elites.
J.J. Hardy- With 3 years experience looks to have a solid year, 30 doubles and 24 homers last year. Shouldn't fall too far from those numbers of last year since he has put a full year under his belt and is getting better at seeing pitches, .277 last season at the plate. Fielding is not an issue, 13 errors last year, but has only 3 career stolen bases and caught 4 times. He is on track to becoming a very tough out, but his speed and low OBP (.320) are holding him back at the moment.
Rafael Furcal- Strong arm allows him to play a deep short, but tends have his share of errors. He has great range and always seems to be in the running for the night's top play, and still somehow has seasons of 24, 27, 31, 24, 27, and 19 errors. Great at turning the double play. Very pesky out to get, and a demon on the bases. Never had a season under 20 steals (22 the low) and for his career caought 72 times compared to 251 successfull steals (caught just slightly more often than Jose Reyes's career avg.) OPS nothing to boast about, but gets doubles and scores runs. If he could cut down errors, and keep his strike out total down, he may be mentioned along with Rollins, Ramirez, and Reyes.
Ryan Theriot- Only 9 career errors at short, bounced around many positions not getting proper work has effected his play. Stability will improve both his glove and bat. Hasn't by any means made you run to vote him into an All star game, but his 30 doubles last year to go along with the brief but impressive 2006 season he had make him one to watch.
At this point I would be glad to have Reyes, Ramirez, or Rollins roaming and making plays. I give the nod to Hanley slightly over Reyes with the reigning NL MVP coming in as 1c.
Unless you are the Spurs, you have to be feel threatened now that Denver has put together a 5 game win streak to sneak into the current seven spot. This team is a nightmare to match up with, even more so than Golden State, but don't tell Avery Johnson that. Yes Golden State has Davis and runs very well. Yes they stole one from the Lakers recently, but what they dont have is Camby. In the playoffs, you need some semblance of an inside presence and no disprespect to Andris Biedrins, but he is not a guy to counter the likes of Duncan, Stoudemire, Gasol, or even Tyson Chandler. Marcus Camby however, is currently second in the league in rebounds per game and leads the league in blocks per game. He doesn't need to score (as evidence to his 2 points vs. Golden State, but hauled in 12 boards) to help the Nuggets win. They have Iverson and Anthony for that matter. The number three and four scorers in the league respectively pose serious mathcup problems for the unlucky team they face (barring a meltdown and the Nuggets missing the playoffs) in the opening round. The Spurs are best set up to defeat the Nuggets as they have done two out of the last three years. And if you ask how many times the Nuggets have made it out of the first round in the last four seasons it would be zero, in fact they have only won a total of four games in those series combined. The difference this year, AI and Carmelo have a year under their belt now, Martin and Camby are somehow (knock on wood Nugget fans) still healthy and J.R. Smith and Linas Kleiza have provided scoring help on nights the (forgive me) dynamic duo may be off. Iverson has played in all seventy-three games so far and averages 41.9 per game. Signs would point to his wearing down, but let us not forget, this is Allen Iverson. The same Iverson that led the Sixers to the championship versus the Lakers. The same Iverson that holds the Georgetown season scoring record at 25 per game and career at 23 per game. This Iverson now scores 26.5 a game but is dishing out 7.2 assists per contest as well. This Iverson also has Carmelo Anthony at his side. Teams will be hard pressed to defend both scoring threats through the course of the game. Only four teams give up more than their 105.7 per game, but only two score more than their 109.7 per game. If they see New Orleans in round one, Camby and Martin will square off against West and Chandler, no clear cut advantage for either team. Next is Paul and Iverson. While Paul is having a masterful year, the competitor in Iverson and the fire that burns inside will not let Paul get the better of him in a series. Iverson has his hands full here, however, the former MVP can still get to the rim when needed. His 1.92 steals per game are good enough for 8th in the league and his 3.0 turonvers per game is the least since his second year. While Paul holds an advantage in the statictical categories except for scoring, he has not seen a playoff series yet. Is this an overrated statement? One of the best playoff players ever Michael Jordan, went winless in his first three playoff series. Not to mention who will be forced to guard Carmelo Anthony.
If the Nuggets happen to match up yet again with the Spurs, the Nuggets will not prove to repeat as the cake walk of a team from last season. They are scoring 4.3 more each game, rebounding better, sharing the ball better (24.7 assists compared to 23.4) and holding teams to a lower shooting percentage (slightly lower but lower still.) Even though the Spurs have proved to us again and again not to judge them during the regular season because they are built for the seven game series, their points per game numbers are down from 98.5 to 95.9. Bowen has started 82 games and played 30 plus minutes in each of the past 5 seasons and this year is averaging 30.4 minutes in 72 starts in 72 games. Will this be a factor for the 36 year old small forward who could be forced with shadowing 23 year old Carmelo Anthony anywhere from 36 to 40 plus minutes o####ame? And although J.R. Smith was never on coach's good side, his 40.8% mark from the arc will force him into the game against a Spurs team that gives up only 33.8% from long range. With Duncan and Thomas inside, they will need Kenyon Martin to continue his good shooting (54.0) and Marcus Camby to keep playing NBA First team caliber defense against the force that is Tim Duncan.
Either way San Antonio or New Orleans can not be happy that Iverson and company have fought into the playoffs. The 1-2 combo that produces and NBA best 52.1 per game would scare anyone. These may look like the same one and done Nuggets, they certainly have not done much to change their team demeanor. No big move before the deadline like many other western teams, but with Iverson how can you ever count them out?
Thursday gave us a 59 year old (today he is 60) actor in a sporting event. No, Bernie Williams was not back with the Yankees, but it should be seen almost a slap in the face to Bernie that they let Billy take some cuts this year, but not for a man who gave his heart and soul for them. After seeing this, one could only wonder who else could generate waves like the city slicker.
Fabio to play beside David Beckham. If Beckham steps on the field next year, so should Fabio. That combination would no doubt attract throngs of females to the game. Imagine Beckham on the corner kick and Fabio heads it in! The resulting congratulatory butt slap between the two "models" could be almost as risque as the Timberlake-Jackson "WARDROBE MALFUNCTION."
Scottie Pippen to play for the White Sox. Scottie's ever buring desire to prove he was better than MJ gets the better of him so he grabs some lumber. Where could he play in the field? Ozzie could not be reached for comment on this one, so Scottie goes to Right field to show he was not only better than Jordan, but maybe Babe too!
Donald Trump mixes it up in the squared circle. Will his firings finally catch up to him? He meets someone from his past who just wasn't Trump material, but now gets his revenge. One solid hook is all I need really to see, in slow motion over and over.
Skip Bayless as a kick returner. Only to have the kick off team avoid him so the kicker could exact revenge for kickers everywhere for his constant beratings. Seeing someone like Josh Brown level Skip would be a you-tube favorite.
#### Vitale on the hardwood. For years I have listened to his color commentary and am just interested in his mid-range game.
John Daly on the PGA tour. I know he is currently "on tour," but we need more JD.
Sly Stallone as a power forward. I enjoy Rocky beating 19 foot Russians, but now Im ready to see how his footwork translates on the court. If he were on the Suns last year, there is no way Robert Horry decks Nash like that. Horry would have been pummelled, after Rocky of course does his "I Don't know Mike (D'Antoni) that guy looks pretty big."
Don Imus playing linebacker. Its a stretch for this trash talking cowboy to line up opposite TO or Crayton given he has lost a step, so he go move to a defensive spot where trash talking seems to be a necessity. How great is the first crack block from Hines Ward gonna be? Gotta keep your head on a swivel Don!
Curtis "50 cent" Jackson as a sprinter. He has rapped, acted, and .........well he has that vitamin water commercial where he
