Professional athletes are often accused of having too many or too nice of cars. However, amid all that chrome, there is a car that is perfect for every person out there, a car that has the same traits and personality as you.....
Alexander Ovechkin - Dodge Nitro
New kids on the block, re-energized once proud organizations that have faltered in recent years.
Alex Rodriguez - Maybach 57s
Massively powerful, luxury items, but does anyone really need them?
Jerry Sloan - Toyota Corolla
Always there, always productive, largely ignored.
Brian Urlacher - Toyota Tundra
Rock solid beasts, belonging to rising organizations.
Devin Hester - Bugatti Veyron
Lightning-fast, barely street legal.
Ron Artest - Ford Freestar
Useless assets that just don't fit anywhere.
Peyton Manning - Kia Automotive
It's their time.
This session of the Ultimate Canadian Blogging Experience is ending...................now.
As I have not posted in nearly a month, I decided to get back into the swing of things with a simple, easy, yet debateable post. As the hours of my life are consumed with school, homework and work, I have finally found a free evening to post.
Just to vent whatever comes to mind in the world of sports.
-Tiger Woods sits 1 stroke back after the first two rounds of the PGA Championship, along with playing partner Geoff Ogilvy. Lefty Phil is 4 strokes back at -4.
-How big is the 5-game series between the Yankees and Red Sox this weekend at Fenway Park? Pretty big actually, with the Yankees up by 1 1/2 games on the Sox, the standings could swing either way.
-The Red Sox's new pickup, Eric Hinske looked impressive in his Boston debut (3 for 3, 3 doubles, when I stopped watching), and he took a home run away from Jorge Posada.
-With the acquistion of Bobby Abreu, and the return of long-contract signees Johnny Damon and Hideki Matsui, where does young stud Melky Cabrera fit into the mix. One would have to think that the Yankees would want to keep him, for when the aging Matsui expires.
-Did you know that recent Patriots acquisition Martin Gramatica has size 6 feet. Size 6!! Nothing like having a grade schooler kicking your field goals.
-Subsequently, did you know that Shaquille O'Neal has size 22 feet?
-Now that the Colts have Adam Vinatieri, its time for them to become a dynasty. Despite the loss of Edgerrin James, look for 3 Super Bowls in the next four years for the men from Indy (probably by 3 points each).
-Staying with that thought, I still believe that Adam Vinatieri, not Tom Brady or Deion Branch should have been Super Bowl MVP, where would they have been without him?
-Roger Federer actually lost in the ATP Masters event in Cincinnati, in the second round, ending his streak of 17 straight finals appearances, one short of Ivan Lendl's tour record.
-The Olympic Games need a makeover. Out with synchronized swimming, equestrian, and gymnastics. In with extreme mountain biking, golf and American football. The aforementioned "out" sports, really aren't sports at all, which means that they should not be in the greatest athletic competition known to mankind.
This session of the Ultimate Canadian Blogging Experience is ending.......now.
Just to vent whatever comes to mind in the world of sports:
-Is it even possible for the Jays to reach the postseason? With the Yankees, Red Sox, Twins and White Sox ahead of them, the task seems almost impossible. Even now, the team is relying mostly on Roy Halladay, who became the major's first 15-game winner by beating Tampa on Tues night.
-It's really anybody's guess as to what TD celebration kings like T.O. and Chad Johnson will do with the new restricting rules. Will we see any suspensions if the rules are violated to badly?
-Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Geoff Ogilvy, off the tee tomorrow, 9:30 am, should be a great PGA Championship.
-Barry Bonds continues to struggle, his average still below .250. One has to wonder whether any teams will even go after his services in the offseason. The 43-year old has knee and hip problems and his defense is declining with age, as is his hitting.
-When Todd Bertuzzi plays the Canucks again for the first time, will he break Markus Naslund's neck?
-I'm betting on T.O. to flounder in his return to Philadelphia. Owens will maybe be released by midseason, depending on how his relationship evolves with Bill Parcells.
-Roger Federer just won the Rogers Cup in my native country of Canada. I believe the Swiss-man deserves consideration for the best player of all time. He may not have 2 single season grand slams like Rod Laver, but if he continues to dominate the sport the way that he has been, perhaps he'll take a run at Pete Sampras' career mark of 17 majors.
-Reed Johnson's average has dropped for unbelieveable to awesome, however he should still be MVP (see avatar).
-Is it just me or does David Ortiz look exactly like 50 Cent?
My name's Jacob Doering. I like sports. I'd like to become a sportswriter or broadcaster one day, but if it doesn't turn out that's ok. My philosophy on life is "I could be dead right now, so I might as well enjoy it." Just in case you wanted to know. I live just outside Woodstock, Ontario. I'm 16. If you want to send me an email my address is babe_magnet_0 07@hotmail.co m, or if you want to talk sports or whatever, add me to your MSN Messenger.
