Two gators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, " I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me." We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don,t get it." Well" says the big gator " What have you been eating?" Sports agents, same as you" replies the small gator. "Hmm, where do you catch them?" Down at that university on the edge of the swamp." "Same here." Hmm, how do you catch them?" Well, I crawl under a BMW at night and when they come sneaking out and get close to their car I jump out, bite 'em, shake the cr_p out of 'em and eat "em. " Ah" says the big gator. " I think I see your problem." " By the time you get done shakin' the #### out of a sports agent , there's nothing left but lips and a cell phone."
aero13
How unfortunate that the agent wasn't Drew 'The Snake' Rosenhaus.
I like what the Rays were able to do last night to the Red Sox.
Hopefully now everyone'll sit up and finally begin to take notice as to what it is that the Rays are doing in the AL East.
See my baseball post titled Sense And Sensibility ....If We Build It They Will Come...Not So Fast ! Let me know what you think as to the merits of the piece ? I'll look forward to reading your comments.
Justan, Rosenhaus is exactly who I had in mind when I posted this. I wonder if we can lure him down here to south Fla. with a promise of a blue chip recruit. The Rays are looking good,but they need to keep the pressure on a very dangerous Red Sox team. I always enjoy reading your stuff and I will make a point to check that out.
Hi Volfan, I know the feeling well. Although this might be a rebuilding year I'm sure coach Fulmer will have his team ready to play solid football as he always does.
aero13
The way to lure Drew within the state is to let him know that you've found a five tool player who can play several positions on a football field. We know that he's all awry when it comes to the Canes and anything out of Coral Gables. So that'd have to be the lure to get him here.
Either that or Ingrid Casares or any of the other luscious females on South Beach that he'd become enamored with. And then having ensnared him we just throw him into Lk Okeechobee where some 'gators can feast on him once and for all !
Thank you very much Lioness, I enjoyed your post very much also. So far so good with the Rays. I'm hoping they will make a trade for a strong right handed bat. The new stadium is great, but to tell you the truth, I miss old Tampa Stadium. Good times.
I am 50 years old, have a wonderful wife and two great daughters. I also have four of the cutest grandchildren you have ever seen ( of course I'm a liitle biased ). I too, consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth. I admire the writing of the bloggers and enjoy the comments of the fans. I've lived in the Tampa Bay area all my life and never bet against the home team.
