I'm not known for having much NFL knowledge, so I asked my old pal and alter ego, Fred West to stop by and give me a hand. “Well, here ya are in an NFL bloggin’ contest. Not sure how ya dood it but whelp, here I am to hep ya.”
“Thanks Fred, since you were here I thought you might help.” “Sho, so what’s yer topic?”
“The NFC West” “There are sum perty smart peoples on that there list and theyuns all got some good topics. Now ya gots ya a really non specific topic”
"I spoke to Broncogirl and I think we have a handle on it." “Sorry Broncogirl I thunk maybe them there judges dumbed it down seein’ as how , fur as they know YeeMum only knows NASCAR and well ya kin ax anybody, that ain’t a real sport. Oh yea and she’s a durned ole girl to boot.”
“Fred, um, so are you.” “Yeppers and I ain’t got no problem wit that.How ya like my new halter top? Now lets get on."
“Let me tell you the rules as I know them" "The blog must be as grammatically correct as you can make it." "You tell these nice peoples that I are real smart but I ain't real good at this articulatin' stuff, a'ight?"
The blog must be detailed, clearly stating your opinion on the matter. " “Ok then. The NFC West, I like it. I am glad we have it. Otherwise them feetsball players and fans in my part of the country wouldn’t have a team near their homes.”
“What do you know about the NFC West, Fred?” “Ye gots the Arizona Cardinals (them birds not the churchy ones) So fur they have won 3 games and lost 2
I think they might be a bit confused sense they started in Chicago moved to Illinois then to St. Louis before they roosted in Arizona.
“Seattle Seahawks (osprey’s whats we callem) So fur they have won 3 games and lost 2
They have had 3 different bird cages since they first started, I know whenever I has to move I loose my bearings when I drink.
“SanFrancisco 49ers (not sure I think that had something to do with someminin’ there ’bouts) Now they have won 2 games and lost 3
Y'know I agree with you I jest caint think of anything nice I wanna say about that there team.
"Fred, they have fans too."
Ok they have never lost one darn superbowl that they were in. (there ya happy?)"
"Thank you , Fred "
“St. Louis Rams (them's good huntin' I hear) So fur they have not one a game (couple of almost close ones tho) . That’s not so good”
Now them critters are known to migrate but Cleveland to Los Angeles to Anaheim to St Louis is one heck of a migration.
“So Fred, any prediction for next weekends games?” “Glad ya axed me that one YeeMum."
“I know the Arizona Cardinals are playing the Carolina Panthers. I ain’t never seen a bird that could beat up a Panther or any of them there big cats. Now I know this is just a game but their record is even and I be thinking the aminal instinks are goin’ for me on this one.”
"Ok, I can see that."
“The Seattle Seahawks are playing the New Orleans Saints. Now I’m a god fearin’ critter but Saints just don’t seem that tough.They haven’t won one yet, and the birds this time are in their own cage.That reminds me- did them Saints ever get their house fixed?”
"Yes Fred ,they did." “San Francisco 49ers, they git to sit an watch them games, just like I’s gonna.
"It's called a bye week and no they aren't buying your beer." Now the Rams there is where I gots to step back an spin you a yarn.
So fur they been mauled by Panthers,just beat by them miners,pillaged by pirates,sucker punched by Cowboys and last week them Cardinal birds won em. Now I don’t think theyuns are gonna allow another set of feathers to just fly around a football field without a good old fashioned beatin’. That’s what I think.”
"Thanks Fred, glad you could help me with this." “Y’know I kina like this blogging thingy, I might just stop on by from time to time. You still got beer in yer ice box doncha?”
“You bet, Fred” “Whats this I hear you been talkin’ with Maude?”
“Here’s a beer Fred- we can talk about that later.”
I came,I saw,I lmfao! yeeMum no matter if you move on or not this was good as far as I'm concerned. Oh and Fred our House in New Orleans is doing better than the team. Maybe it's the Daquari's but for some reason I think the saints may pull of the improbable and win. Yeah it's probably the Daquari's
Nope, Fred is hopin' that Maude is commin' courtin' her seems she is sweet on him.(she might talk him into charging us more for the "tonic")
See Maude's call out blog.
Damn it man I was going to wait until after the Rockies game and make sure the kids were asleep so I could make mine really good then I read this and it made me laugh and lose my train of thought good job!!!!
Yeemum I was having a hard time just thinking of what to come up with because lets face it the NCF isnt really all that exciting then I think of something and lost all thought. I will think about it again. Me and the baby are having a conversation about it in jibberish right now as we speak
Shes helping me write my post. She will be 3 months on the 19th. My son on the other hand ( who is 5) tried to help me earlier and he knows football but when I told him what I had to write about he said huh?
Well written. I enjoyed it. I think the censor is set too high. You can't say "s.u.c.k.er punched?" Has the evil that is Fox News oozed over to the sports side?
Broncogirl~ Thank you - you type nice words.
heck winning without competition is like.......... well ..........holding your own hand. (sure you can do it, but it's just not the same)
As I mentioned I petitioned for your entry to be counted.
LOL! That was great. My real name is Fred so at first I thought you were talking about me. I'm not a racing fan but I'll be sure and drop by and check out your latest.
Avid NASCAR fan. .I am generally quite friendly, and I don't bite (much).
- I like comments, I bet you do too. So I will comment.
I am not here for a pat on the head, however, I would like a wee bit of a comment if you happen to read anything I write.
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