I don't know if the New York Post's little fake Jessica Simpson stunt (in which 21-year-old nanny and Simpson look-alike Lynsey Nordstrom attended the game wearing the same pink No. 9 Cowboys jersey the aformentioned Yoko Romo wore during Dallas' regular-season loss to Philadelphia) had any effect whatsoever on the outcome of Sunday's Giants-Cowboys playoff game.

But I do know this: I'm now rooting wholeheartedly for a Giants-Patriots showdown in Super Bowl XLII.

Sure, the Packers might be more competitive and a Super Bowl appearance would be a fitting swan song for Brett Favre.

But the fake Gisele Bundchen-fake Bridget Moynahan cat fight on the sidelines of University of Phoenix Stadium would just be epic.

Terrell Owens is not about to let Jessica Simpson tear apart the Cowboys locker room and ruin the team's shot at a Super Bowl season.

Come on, doesn't she know that's his job?

And no pink jersey-wearing, pizza-selling hussy is going to come into his house and take that away from him … even if she is dating the starting quarterback.

"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," Owens said Wednesday, three days after teammate Tony Romo appeared to be a wee bit distracted by Simpson's presence during the Cowboys' 10-6 loss to the Eagles.

"With everything that has happened, obviously with the way Tony (Romo) played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel she has taken his focus away. Other than that, she was high on my list until last week."

So take that, Yoko … I mean, Jessica.

Now for T.O.'s sake, we certainly hope Simpson heeds Owens' warning. Because after last season's suici ... er, accidental overdose, there's not really much room left for Owens to up the ante when it comes to chemistry-wrecking maneuvers.