Hot on the heals of Josh Childress's departure from the Atlanta
Hawks to play in Greece, the Hawks have just learned they may have
missed out on a promising prospect that was almost on their front door
step.
Matthew Whitton, a cop in Clayton County, Ga., and his friend Rick Dyer, a former corrections officer, say they recently found the body of Big Foot in the woods of northern Georgia.
Veteran Bigfoot tracker Tom Biscardi said he's examined the body,
and that scientists will get their chance soon. Meanwhile, the body,
photos and DNA evidence will be released at a press conference in Palo
Alto, Calfiornia on Friday.
"I think you'll find that this is the real deal," Robert Barrows of
Redwood City, Calif., told the Bay City News local wire service.
Yeah, well, that's what they said about Kwame Brown.
What I want to know is why they are presenting a body, and not a captured specimen.
And after all those "sightings" in the Pacific Northwest, if this
story is true, it's wild they finally caught up with one in Georgia.
And why fly (drive?) it to Northern California for the press
conference? Was there a testing facility for Big Foot fraud there or
something?
And could the Big Fella box out? Before, of course, his unfortunate demise.
The good news is I hear his younger brother, Marc, is playing in
Spain and will soon be playing for (of all teams) the Grizzlies.
Oh wait, that's the younger brother of the Geico caveman.
Why thank you, Nique. Every once in awhile I like to put my overly analytical side to rest and dust off the playful side... just to make sure it still works.
You don't think the rumors that Sasquatch was being traded to the Knicks had anything to do with his untimely death, do you? Hopefully it wasn't the pending paternity suit either.
Apparently John Edwards' girlfriend claimed the baby was ole Quatch's.
2010 - Aliens land on earth and meet with Pope Benedict.
2011 - Aliens lead Humans to Lost Island of Atlantis
2012 - Apocalypse Now! Mayans resurface and Olympics are cancelled. Phelps becomes IOC Director.
2013 - 97% of Earth is covered in water and Kevin Costner begins quest to find dry land in real life. Phelps invited to Mars by "The Privileged" but feels "at home" on Earth.
*Side note: Lakers are last team to capture the last NBA title, closing the books on basketball forever. Kobe named MVP.*
Orman, Oden is about the ugliest athlete I have seen since I first laid eyes on Sam Cassell who looks like Golom from LOTR...I like Oden, he's gonna be an All-Star, All-Defensive....etc. But the cat is FUGLY....and there is no getting around it.
I like pretty much all sports, but to make time for the more important things in life, I have chosen to follow just one: basketball.
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