Philadelphonic
by: TimCarr
Unfortunately, I'm not surprised at Jevon Kearse's arrest and bad luck (It's a curse)
Jun 27, 2008 | 4:53AM | report this

Jevon Kearse was arrested late last week for a DUI.

Jevon Kearse

That's not Jevon's style....and many are surprised.

Not me.

Don't get me wrong, it's not Jevon. It's THE CURSE OF ANGRY ANDY.

Please allow me to explain.

I've had a long standing theory, that anyone who crosses seemingly easy going Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid, it ends VERY badly for them.

Please allow to me to explain the "Wrath of Angry Andy", I could go on about this for hours...but let's just do "the greatest hits"

Terrell Owens. Notoriously criticized Andy Reid. Was cut, did sit ups in his driveway, cuts a failed rap single, signs with Dallas, overdoses, breaks a finger and the last 2 times we saw TO, he ended his most recent season, embarrasingly crying on camera , and his last public appearance, we has photographed hanging out on the set of a Triple X feature film.

The cover of Owens' autobiography

Jeremiah Trotter. At one point, thought he could get more money by leaving the Philadelphia Eagles and joining the Washington Redskins....well Jeremiah struggled, was cut, called Andy, and re joined the Eagles and re established himself as "The Ax Man"

Corey Simon called out Andy Reid and held out of camp and demanded to leave Philly. Corey Simon was soon diagnosed with an unknown ailment...he never played....and was cut from the Colts, and was never heard from again.

Corey Simon Indianapolis Colts - Celebrating - 8x10 Autographed Photograph

Hollis Thomas, also demanded to leave Andy Reid's squad in Philly....he was soon busted for steroids.

Freddie Mitchell. FRED X. Had the great idea to insult Andy Reid. Andy Reid told Freddie to not bother showing up for any Eagles camps ever again. Since that insult...Freddie has never ever played an official down in the NFL again.

Freddie Mitchell Philadelphia Eagles - Catch vs. Vikings - 8x10 Autographed Photograph

Rush Limbaugh. Rush made that idiotic Donovan McNabb racial comment. Donovan took the higher ground and said nothing. Andy said nothing....however, since that comment, Rush has been fired from ESPN, caught with drugs a few times and has been checked into rehab.

Michael Vick. Went on record to say he didn't even care about playing in the Atlanta-Philly New Years eve game in 2006. Well, we all know what happened to Michael Vick after this game. Angry Andy wants you to care. If you don't. He'll get you.

CBS 3. This Philly affiliate, being anchored by Larry Mendte and Alycia Lane....were among the first to "break" the story about Andy Reid's sons. Well look at what has happened to BOTH of those anchors.

Timothy Carr. Yep me. I specifically wrote that Andy Reid may have made a bad decision by cutting Jeremiah Trotter and possibly weakening what could be a lethal defense. Almost 15 minutes after I wrote that.....I came down with a debilitating fever. 104 degrees and I was out of commission for DAYS. Let it be known....prior to this fever...I hadn't been sick in 12 years.

So now, unfortunately, Jevon Kearse joins the "CURSE OF ANGRY ANDY". There are so many more folks that have been caught up in this theory.....but I'll leave that to all of you to discuss and ponder.

With that said, now that I've gone on record with how I know about this "ANGRY ANDY THEORY", I may go missing for a while, but if I go missing...at least you'll all know why. Never ever mess with Andy Reid. Lito Shephard, heed this warning. Behave yourself this year.

And if something happens to me, tell my family that I love them.

good night and good luck,

Tim and your Friends at PHILADELPHONIC

6 Comments | Add a comment   categories: NFL, Philadelphia Eagles, Andy Reid, Dallas Cowboys, Jevon Kearse
 
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dehbashi
Jun 27, 2008
7:47 AM
I don't believe theories like these but it's really funny how anyone who messes with the Eagles get screwed. I love the CBS 3 one especially. At least the media got screwed. love that.

Last edited by dehbashi on June 27th at 10:16 AM.

kellyscott
Jun 27, 2008
9:19 AM
so your saying, lets blame all these you mentioned !!!!!!! ok... but did they pour the drinks down him??? to get the DUI???? i think we blame the cops, or someone else when we mess up way to much... hey lets blame him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TimCarr
Jun 27, 2008
10:10 AM
Kellyscott...it was just a theory I had. It's not a statement on drinking and driving...just a long standing theory that anyone who makes Andy Reid angry....pays dearly

dehbashi
Jun 27, 2008
10:17 AM
c'mon kellyscot. Loosen up a bit. If you look back it's pretty funny.

degraff
Jun 27, 2008
1:35 PM
I think you were wearing his jersey the night before the arrest. Its the jersey curse.

TimCarr
Jun 30, 2008
2:21 AM
SOOOOO true Degraff. I DO own a Jevon Kearse jersey. Unfortunately, Jevon has both the ANDY REID curse, and the TIM FOOTBALL jersey curse. Poor guy.

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