ROUND 1: Each match-up will be displayed below. Leave
your comments with your vote for as many of the match-ups as you want
to. Votes will be tabulated in 2 days to determine who moves on
to Round 2. Use the scroll bar at bottom of this blog to view the right side of chart.
Philadelphia Eagles' Brianne vs. Tampa Bay Bucs' Michelle
Minnesota Vikings'
Brianna
vs. San Francisco 49ers' Geneva
Dallas Cowboys'
Crystal
vs. Kansas City Chiefs' Monica
Buffalo Bills' Jaqueline
vs. Seattle Seahawks' Megan
Miami Dolphins' Renee vs. Houston Texans' Angela
St. Louis Rams'
Amy
vs. Carolina Panthers' Memi
Jacksonville Jaguars' Alexandria vs. Cincinatti Bengals' Jessica
Washington Redskins' Tiffany vs. Indianapolis Colts' Tanya
10: In tennis, why do some players like Venus Williams let out loud grunts each time they touch a ball?...
9: What happens when a NASCAR driver has to go to the bathroom in the 101st lap of a 500-lap race? He obviously can't pull over and stop the car...
8: Why are there no underwater camera crews for the women's swimming
events? Particularly either head on shots or from the backside?
7: When George Steinbrenner passes away, will the world's debt with the Devil finally be settled?...
6: Does Scotland's soccer team wear kilts when they play their games? Do the camera crews have to edit their footage of the game each time one of the players does a bicycle kick?
5: Isn't pole vaulting just a high jump event where you're allowed to cheat with a stick?
4: Why is the ball in "softball" ... hard?
3: How many days will pass in the training camp of the team who picks up Marcus Vick before Vick gets arrested for liquoring up some of the players' 12 year old daughters?... 1? 2? First day?
2: They say that Lance Armstrong's heart pumps about 20% more blood
through his body on each pump than the average person...he doesn't
appear to be flush red anywhere that's visible on his body...so where is all that blood going?...
1: Why do QBs lick their fingers
before placing them underneath the center's rear end, after having
already placed their fingers there on the previous play?...
Tom: Screw it. We don't have time for this. We have to read these damn blogs.
Peter: Oh come on, let's just fake it like we did when we picked the finalists.
Chris: *snicker* Haha all of those dweebs thought they actually got picked on purpose!
Tom, Peter, & Chris: ahhahahaahahfdhspaipofhashahahaha!!
Tom: I have to take credit for hitting Doc's name on the wall with my dart to make him a finalist. Look at the frenzy of activity he drummed up in this place!
Peter: Ya that was l33t. I was actually getting bored until that stuff came up. Hey who's gonna call that dufus and tell him we're cuttin his a**?
Tom: Lemme do it!
Chris: No, me!!
Tom: I'm pullin rank on this one. There's nothin I love more than delivering bad news and listening to the reaction. Love that ####! haahaha ahahhaaha *cough* *hack* *wheeze*
(Sounds of Tom choking from laughter)
Chris: Wait, what are we gonna do for entertainment once he's out?
Peter: Was thinkin' about maybe deleting one of the finalists' blogs just for fun to get some excitement around here.
Chris: Wanna do it now?
Tom: How 'bout we just make a blog that points out a couple of finalists that we think are our favorites, get their hopes up...then CRUSH them by eliminating them!@!! ahaahahaha that'd be so kewl!
Chris: No doubt! It's not like any of these geeks gets to see the real average scores. We'll just make them up at the end of the week and eliminate all of the ones we said were good. Gawd I can't wait to see them cry aaahahaha
Tom: Remember last week when that dewd went off on us for sending that funny elimination letter?? AHAHAHAHA
Peter: Oh man that was so l33t. I was cracking up when I wrote it up. I can just imagine their faces when they read that. "This doesn't mean you're not a great person...you're just not a great sportswriter!" AHAHAHA l33t
*Sound of Chris & Peter high-fiving each other and cheering*
Tom: Shut up!! Kareem might hear us. You know him. He's a snitch man.
Chris: Don't be such a wuss Tom.
Peter: Listen, are we really planning on actually giving all that money to the winner of this thing? I mean do any of them actually think they're good enough to be real sportswriters like us??? ahahahahaha
Chris: For serious. Buncha freakin amateurs. Didn't even spell gyst right!!
Tom: Oh, I know!! I'm tooootally telling him that in our comments to the finalists too ahaha. G-Y-S-T!! He spelled it g-I-s-t!! Ahahahaha
Peter: Wait, isn't that how you spell it?
Chris: No, fool.
Peter: Dood shut up. It is.
Tom: You're stupid
Peter: No look!
(sounds of typing on a keyboard)
Peter: See! Right here! Dictionary.com is spelling it G-I-S-T ! ahahaha dorks!!
Tom: ... Shut up.
Chris: Screw it. Let's just tell him he misspelled it anyway. Hopefully no one else knows the right way either and they'll just assume he was misspelling things like we say! We'll destroy the dude's rating!! L33t !!
Tom: Dood totally. Hey, I just got another idea...how bout in the final elimination, we eliminate BOTH of them!!
Chris: Score!
Peter: Genius!!
Tom: Hell yeah! ...You think it might upset them?
Peter: Of course. Have you been reading the blo...
Tom & Chris (interrupting): NO!
Peter: ahahaa no really though, seriously check that stuff out man. That place is a soap opera. They get mad about EVERYTHING.
Tom: So?
Peter: I'm not sayin it's a bad thing bro. I can't wait. This place'll go nuts! It'll be SOOO funny!!
Chris: Hey look at that I did get a rainbow sprinkles...but I only got one...
Tom: I want it
Peter: NO, it's MINE
Tom: Back off, pipsqueek. I'm the boss. I get the damn rainbow sprinkles.
Peter: That's it, beer gut.
(Sounds of fighting and a high-pitched voice that's still recognizable as Chris's goes screaming off into the distance)
(Chris's voice from a distance can be heard)
Chris: Are you two done in there??
Tom: IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR IT GETS THE WHIP!!!!
Peter: CHRIS! HELP!
Chris: Dewdz, I was just kidding. I have an extra rainbow sprinkles ahahahahhaa
Tom: You're fired Chris.
Chris: Wtf?? DOOD
Peter: Ahahahaha
Tom: You too.
Peter: OMG
Tom: Both of you get the hell outta my office.
Chris & Peter: Fine! Screw this place!
Peter: By the way TOM, I never did like your "Living in Captivity" show! How bout that?!?!
Had a brain #### and realized after someone pointed it out that I did 3-7-3 instead of 5-7-5, but accidentally deleted rather than edited, so re-posting
