Uno,
the first beagle to ever win the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, was
found murdered today in his posh Manhattan apartment. The young dog
wowed the judges over the weekend and on Monday to claim the Best In
Show award. But his life outside of dog shows was known to many as
spiraling out of control. Longtime friend Mr. Pickles, a pug
elaborated, "Bark bark, bark, barkitty bark woof."
Uno was often
seen out at New York clubs with his posse, drinking expensive champagne
from a golden bowl in the VIP area where dancers pleasured him. It was
an extravagant life that many warned him could lead to an early death.
"I tried to tell Uno that he had to tone down the partying," said owner
Rob Thomas. "He was making a lot of enemies around town. He was
gambling a lot and owed money to a lot of dogs, who would come to my
home looking to collect. But Uno was often drunk between shows and
would smack me around for telling him not to go out. He'd then lock me
in my room and not walk me for a couple days."
The biggest debt
owed by Uno was to famous cartoon dog Snoopy, who has spent his time
since the demise of the Peanuts cartoon strip as a bookie in New York.
Now grizzled and old, with a long beard, Snoopy runs the bets for dogs
on the streets of the Big Apple. It's unknown exactly how much was owed
by Uno, but estimates put the number at around $100,000. A portion of
the Westminster winning money likely went to pay off this debt, but
word is Uno spent a great deal of it on an expensive Porsche instead.
t's
unknown who committed the murder that ultimately ended in Uno dead. The
killer snuck in through an unlocked doggy door and shot the dog while
he slept. Su####ion naturally shifted to Snoopy himself, but Snoopy
denied any involvement, "Where your proof is cops?" said the
intoxicated cartoon dog. "You see any ink around the crime scene? My
hands are clean on this one ####es. This looks like a professional dog
hit, I'd check with one of Michael Vick's boys or something."
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